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Lucy Malone
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Melinda DuChamp
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In the sexually liberated future, some people are still prudes....
But the horny instructors at the Siemann Sex Institute are doing all they can to make sure everyone can enjoy a healthy, prosperous sex life. Even if that means kidnapping clueless men to teach them how to please a woman, giving BDSM lessons, and creating group sex instructional videos.
Then a gorgeous, naïve blond with sexual super powers arrives at the institute, and everything goes butts-up. Literally.
Science fiction or science friction?
Written by best-selling erotica author Melinda DuChamp, the Sexperts is another hilarious, romantic, and downright naughty adventure for listeners who are daring enough. This audiobook is crammed full of kinky sex, bondage, and ridiculous jokes.
It's erotica for smart people who like to laugh...just like you.
So what are you waiting for? Listen to this book!
©2014 Melinda DuChamp (P)2014 Melinda DuChampListeners also enjoyed...
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