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My Alien Harem

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My Alien Harem

By: Thaddeus Blackheart
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The humorous coming-of-age story of Jason Andrews, who thought he was an ordinary guy. He would be starting college next year.

Only he wasn't normal, or it turns out, human or originally from Earth.

They had issued a recall, and he soon found himself on a spaceship heading to a strange planet.

A spaceship where he is the only male, and every female on the ship is beautiful, and they only want one thing...
They all want to join his harem of sexy alien females, and they all want sex, lots and lots of sex.
Fiction Humorous Literature & Fiction Romantic Science Fiction Romance Comedy

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Exactly what I want in SyFy Harem Lit

Let me start with the Virtual Voice. I was pre-pared to dis-like it, but while human voice actors are still better the AI voice was fine and exceeded my expectations. The story itself was good, but the individual characters and the personalities is why I gave this 5 stars. Be warned, there are numerous sexy time descriptions but they work well within the story arc.

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left limp

I listen to alot of books being I work 10 hr days. This should have been listened to before given out. there are alot of errors. words said wrong. It just takes away from the listening experience. I thinknid would have liked the book better if it was read by a human. (or alien if you had one).

The book as a while was a little to much for what I listen to. The sex is so short and none discript. Something is lost have not put my finger on it.

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this story has no meaningless sex. despite the fact that it continues to have sex that has no meaning.

first of all let me start off by saying for a smut book the political intrigue in this can get pretty impressive. the story is not terrible however the lack of any butt stuff really sucks at the book as a whole suffers from it considering what it is.

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I am sexed out

After listening to two-thirds of the book, I had to switch to another book as the adventure dissipated to sex, sex, and more sex; I love reading erotic novels, but I put this one down.

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awful

the story is horrid, the ai is worse, this is pure shit. at least it was free

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AI can only do so much

Let's start with "you can't turn a sow's ear into a silk purse". You can, however, make it into a dog's chew toy. I'm sure the author really tried to put something together that might be readable. Sadly, that effort failed on so many levels. There is no real depth, lousy grammar, worse spelling... how can you tell? The AI only reads what it can "spell", and the words the author uses in many cases don't make any sense in context. Some of the supposedly inarticulate noises the protagonist's bed mates make only detract more from the experience. It's all badly put together episode of "argh" sloppy dicks and sopping pussies. Not really something anyone would enjoy, unless they're just really desperate to hear a half dozen words that don't describe a 3 minute or less sex episode, back to back to back to back...to back... Author, please learn from this review- get a bloody editor, use a HUMAN spell checker, read, no, STUDY some grade school level grammar books, Learn from them, please. Get this book called a "Thesaurus"... it has all sorts of alternate words you can use for all sorts of situations in your books. Readers, beware, your sanity and Temporo-mandibular joint are at risk from gritting your teeth to the nubs.

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