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Sierra Kline
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Alexa Nichols
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Amber, the house mother of the notorious sorority Phi Beta Pie, is home on vacation! What was intended to be a week of family bonding ends up being exactly that - in more ways than one!
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- BlueBonnet Onit
- 10-19-16
Great for the Fantasy inclined
It's a simple erotic story. The hot parts are hot and leaves you wanting for more. I'm especially impressed with the narrator. She's is now my favorite!
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- 10-04-16
Very Tame; More like 1.5 overall
This is barely erotica. The story of a forward step-daughter and a drowsy step-father was ok and the focus in this tale, not the sex. Names for body parts were euphemisms or juvenile terms. For instance, the author uses "meat," "down there," "insides," "geisers," "hardness," and the like. It's one very basic sex scene broken up in its telling as she pens it during various unrelated interruptions.
I'm glad I purchased one of the cheaper books by this author, so I know not to purchase anymore. But, if tame erotica—if that's even possible & not an impossible oxymoron—is your thing, then this story is for you.
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