-
Taint
- A Sexual Education Novel
- Narrated by: Sean Crisden
- Length: 6 hrs and 29 mins
Failed to add items
Add to Cart failed.
Add to Wish List failed.
Remove from wishlist failed.
Adding to library failed
Follow podcast failed
Unfollow podcast failed
Get 2 free audiobooks during trial.
Buy for $14.61
No default payment method selected.
We are sorry. We are not allowed to sell this product with the selected payment method
Publisher's summary
Right now, you're probably asking yourself two things: Who am I? And what the hell am I doing here? Let's start with the most obvious question, shall we? You're here, ladies, because you can't f*ck. Oh, stop it. Don't cringe. You might as well get used to it because, for the next six weeks, you're going to hear that word a lot. And you're going to say it a lot.
If you enrolled yourself in this program, then you are wholly aware that you're a lousy lay. Good for you. Admitting it is half the battle. For those of you that have been sent here by your husband or significant other, dry your tears and get over it. You've been given a gift, ladies. The gift of mind-blowing, wall-climbing, multiple-orgasm-inducing sex. You have the opportunity to f*ck like a porn star. And I guarantee you will when I'm done with you.
And who am I? Well, for the next six weeks, I will be your lover, your teacher, your best friend, and your worst enemy. Your every-f*cking-thing. I'm the one who is going to save your relationship and your sex life. I am Justice Drake. And I turn housewives into whores. Now... who's first?
Contains mature themes.
Listeners also enjoyed...
-
Dr Stanton
- By: T L Swan
- Narrated by: Elena Wolfe, Stephen Dexter
- Length: 19 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
They say that all men are created equal. Well, that’s a blatant lie! I know, because I met God's gift to women in Vegas; I pretended he was my husband to get rid of another man. He took our fake marriage seriously, and it became his personal goal to consummate. He spoke to me in French, and I lied to him in German. His laughter was addictive. But I thought what happens in Vegas would stay in Vegas. Until it didn't.
-
-
Sexist, elitist hypocrite seeks doormat
- By Kindle Customer on 10-04-21
By: T L Swan
-
Four x 4 - Four Series Books 1-4
- Reverse Harem Romance Box Set
- By: Stephanie Brother
- Narrated by: Laurie West
- Length: 20 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
This collection introduces you to the small island town of Four Points, where the men are big and strong and come in groups of four! Includes Four Play, Four Kicks, Four Real, and Four Keeps.
-
-
Get me a glass of water
- By Mommy4ever on 10-24-22
-
Pucked
- By: Helena Hunting
- Narrated by: John Mclaren, Muffy Newtown
- Length: 10 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
With a famous NHL player for a stepbrother, Violet Hall is well acquainted with the playboy reputation of many a hockey star. So of course she isn't interested in legendary team captain Alex Waters or his pretty, beat-up face and rock-hard six-pack abs. But when Alex inadvertently obliterates Violet's misapprehension regarding the inferior intellect of hockey players, he becomes much more than just a hot body with the face to match.
-
-
Narration
- By Amazon Customer on 03-25-16
By: Helena Hunting
-
Perfect Strangers
- By: J.T. Geissinger
- Narrated by: Troy Duran, Veronica Pace, Marnye Young
- Length: 10 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Author Olivia Rossi hasn’t been able to write a word since tragedy struck two years ago and ripped her world apart. Heartbroken and still haunted by the past, she accepts an offer to spend the summer at a friend’s apartment in Paris in search of healing and her lost muse. What she finds instead is James, an enigmatic stranger who ignites in her an unexpected and all-consuming passion. Agreeing to tell each other nothing more than their first names, Olivia and James embark on a torrid affair.
-
-
DNF
- By Meliora on 02-19-22
By: J.T. Geissinger
-
The Devil
- Devil's Playground Duet, Book 1
- By: Ashley Jade
- Narrated by: Teddy Hamilton, Victoria Mei, Soren Gray
- Length: 5 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
They'll tell you I seduced them. Used my looks and body to lure them into my playground. They'll tell you I'm a sinner. A demon who held them captive with temptation and lust. They'll tell you I'm evil. A monster obsessed with the both of them. They'll tell you they made a deal with the devil. What they won't tell you...is how much they liked it.
-
-
This Book Was Wicked and Addicting!
- By KMB on 10-05-19
By: Ashley Jade
-
Vic Vaughn Is Vicious
- By: JA Huss
- Narrated by: C.J. Mission, Emma Wilder
- Length: 7 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
I’m a hot-as-eff, inked-up tattoo artist at the trendiest shop in the Rocky Mountains. I have the looks; I have the bike; I have the reputation. That means I get the ladies. Sure. There are lots of women out there who hate tattoos. Wouldn’t be caught dead with guys like me. And that’s fine. I’m not looking for girls like that. I’m looking for that other kind of girl. The hot one, the bad one, the crazy one. Funny thing is...the one I fell for isn’t that girl. She’s the good girl.
-
-
I feel bad saying this...
- By Amazon Customer on 09-06-21
By: JA Huss
-
Dr Stanton
- By: T L Swan
- Narrated by: Elena Wolfe, Stephen Dexter
- Length: 19 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
They say that all men are created equal. Well, that’s a blatant lie! I know, because I met God's gift to women in Vegas; I pretended he was my husband to get rid of another man. He took our fake marriage seriously, and it became his personal goal to consummate. He spoke to me in French, and I lied to him in German. His laughter was addictive. But I thought what happens in Vegas would stay in Vegas. Until it didn't.
-
-
Sexist, elitist hypocrite seeks doormat
- By Kindle Customer on 10-04-21
By: T L Swan
-
Four x 4 - Four Series Books 1-4
- Reverse Harem Romance Box Set
- By: Stephanie Brother
- Narrated by: Laurie West
- Length: 20 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
This collection introduces you to the small island town of Four Points, where the men are big and strong and come in groups of four! Includes Four Play, Four Kicks, Four Real, and Four Keeps.
-
-
Get me a glass of water
- By Mommy4ever on 10-24-22
-
Pucked
- By: Helena Hunting
- Narrated by: John Mclaren, Muffy Newtown
- Length: 10 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
With a famous NHL player for a stepbrother, Violet Hall is well acquainted with the playboy reputation of many a hockey star. So of course she isn't interested in legendary team captain Alex Waters or his pretty, beat-up face and rock-hard six-pack abs. But when Alex inadvertently obliterates Violet's misapprehension regarding the inferior intellect of hockey players, he becomes much more than just a hot body with the face to match.
-
-
Narration
- By Amazon Customer on 03-25-16
By: Helena Hunting
-
Perfect Strangers
- By: J.T. Geissinger
- Narrated by: Troy Duran, Veronica Pace, Marnye Young
- Length: 10 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Author Olivia Rossi hasn’t been able to write a word since tragedy struck two years ago and ripped her world apart. Heartbroken and still haunted by the past, she accepts an offer to spend the summer at a friend’s apartment in Paris in search of healing and her lost muse. What she finds instead is James, an enigmatic stranger who ignites in her an unexpected and all-consuming passion. Agreeing to tell each other nothing more than their first names, Olivia and James embark on a torrid affair.
-
-
DNF
- By Meliora on 02-19-22
By: J.T. Geissinger
-
The Devil
- Devil's Playground Duet, Book 1
- By: Ashley Jade
- Narrated by: Teddy Hamilton, Victoria Mei, Soren Gray
- Length: 5 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
They'll tell you I seduced them. Used my looks and body to lure them into my playground. They'll tell you I'm a sinner. A demon who held them captive with temptation and lust. They'll tell you I'm evil. A monster obsessed with the both of them. They'll tell you they made a deal with the devil. What they won't tell you...is how much they liked it.
-
-
This Book Was Wicked and Addicting!
- By KMB on 10-05-19
By: Ashley Jade
-
Vic Vaughn Is Vicious
- By: JA Huss
- Narrated by: C.J. Mission, Emma Wilder
- Length: 7 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
I’m a hot-as-eff, inked-up tattoo artist at the trendiest shop in the Rocky Mountains. I have the looks; I have the bike; I have the reputation. That means I get the ladies. Sure. There are lots of women out there who hate tattoos. Wouldn’t be caught dead with guys like me. And that’s fine. I’m not looking for girls like that. I’m looking for that other kind of girl. The hot one, the bad one, the crazy one. Funny thing is...the one I fell for isn’t that girl. She’s the good girl.
-
-
I feel bad saying this...
- By Amazon Customer on 09-06-21
By: JA Huss
-
Acrobat
- By: Mary Calmes
- Narrated by: Sean Crisden
- Length: 6 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Forty-five-year-old English professor Nathan Qells is very good at making people feel important. What he's not very good at is sticking around afterward. He's a nice guy; he just doesn't feel things the way other people do. So even after all the time he's spent taking care of Michael, the kid across the hall, he doesn't realize that Michael's mob muscle uncle and guardian, Andreo Fiore, has slowly been falling in love with him. Dreo has bigger problems than getting Nate to see him as a potential partner.
-
-
Loved it
- By Riva on 01-15-14
By: Mary Calmes
-
Obsession
- The Mate Games, Book 1
- By: Meg Anne, K. Loraine
- Narrated by: Aaron Shedlock, Shane East, J.F. Harding, and others
- Length: 9 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
I rejected my fated mate, and didn’t regret it for a second. Until now. Shipped off to Ravenscroft University, a graduate school for the supernatural elite, I have a lot to live up to. As heir to America’s most powerful pack, I was locked away. Not to be protected, but because I was born broken. A disappointment. A wolf who couldn’t shift. This is supposed to be my fresh start, but my past won’t leave me alone. Not when he’s here.
-
-
Compelling, Magnetic, & Fun
- By Val on 05-17-22
By: Meg Anne, and others
-
Brutal Intentions
- Brutal Hearts, Book 1
- By: Lilith Vincent
- Narrated by: Gideon Frost, PJ Morgan
- Length: 7 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Lazzaro Rosetti just locked eyes with fresh prey: the virginal, high-school girl from a rival family. Me, Mia Bianchi. He’s screwed his way through half the city’s female population and he’s running wild—until his family finds a way to curb his behavior by forcing him to wed.
-
-
5 Smoking hot 🔥STARS
- By AudioObsessed on 01-18-23
By: Lilith Vincent
-
Virgins
- An Outlander Short
- By: Diana Gabaldon
- Narrated by: Allan Scott-Douglas
- Length: 3 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Mourning the death of his father and gravely injured at the hands of the English, Jamie Fraser finds himself running with a band of mercenaries in the French countryside, where he reconnects with his old friend, Ian Murray. Both are nursing wounds, both have good reason to stay out of Scotland, and both are still virgins despite several opportunities to remedy that deplorable situation with ladies of easy virtue.
-
-
Don't expect an in depth story
- By ELZIE B HICKERSON on 10-30-16
By: Diana Gabaldon
-
No Prince Charming
- Secrets of Stone, Book 1
- By: Angel Payne, Victoria Blue
- Narrated by: Jason Clarke, Devon Grace
- Length: 10 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Once upon a time, there was a girl who dressed up and went to a big party at the palace. When she was there, she met a prince. They danced and fell in love. Damn good line. Too bad I don’t believe a word of it anymore. My name is Claire Montgomery, and I’m not a princess. I’m a fighter. I worked hard to earn my place on the emergency image repair team for one of the biggest public relations companies in the country. We’ve been called to the renowned Chicago headquarters of Stone Global Corporation, where it’s our job to clean up a heap of the Stone family’s filthiest laundry.
-
-
Awful Narration
- By Apex on 11-07-20
By: Angel Payne, and others
-
The Next Always
- Inn BoonsBoro Trilogy, Book 1
- By: Nora Roberts
- Narrated by: MacLeod Andrews
- Length: 11 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The historic hotel in Boonsboro has endured war and peace, the changing of hands, and even rumored hauntings. Now it’s getting a major face-lift from the Montgomery brothers and their eccentric mother. As the architect in the family, Beckett’s social life consists mostly of talking shop over pizza and beer. But there’s another project he’s got his eye on: the girl he’s been waiting to kiss since he was sixteen.
-
-
You need to Set your MP3 Playback to FASTER!
- By Lynne Phelps on 05-04-12
By: Nora Roberts
-
The Bride
- The Lairds' Brides, Book 1
- By: Julie Garwood
- Narrated by: Rosalyn Landor
- Length: 12 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
By edict of the king, the mighty Scottish laird Alec Kincaid must take an English bride. His choice was Jamie the feisty youngest daughter of Baron Jamison. Alec ached to touch her, to tame her, to possess her forever. But Jamie vowed never to surrender to this highland barbarian. Though his kisses fired her blood, shadowed secrets from Alec's past threatened Jamie's happiness. She brazenly resisted him - until one rapturous moment quelled their clash of wills.
-
-
Pleasant surprise.....I laughed so hard it hurt!
- By NEW NAME on 09-17-13
By: Julie Garwood
-
The Secret
- Highlands' Lairds, Book 1
- By: Julie Garwood
- Narrated by: Susan Duerden
- Length: 12 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Judith Hampton was as beautiful as she was proud and loyal. Her dear Scottish friend from childhood was about to give birth, and Judith had promised to be at her side. But there was another reason for the journey from her bleak English home to the Highlands: to meet the father she had never known, the Laird Maclean. Nothing prepared her, however, for the sight of the Scottish barbarian who was to escort her into his land...Iain Maitland, laird of his clan, a man more powerfully compelling than any she had ever encountered.
-
-
MEDIEVAL HIGHLAND ROMANCE AT IT'S BEST
- By CAROLYN 🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹 on 01-18-13
By: Julie Garwood
-
And One Last Thing...
- By: Molly Harper
- Narrated by: Amanda Ronconi
- Length: 8 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Lacey Terwilliger's shock and humiliation over her husband's philandering prompt her to add some bonus material to Mike's company newsletter: stunning Technicolor descriptions of the special brand of "administrative support" his receptionist gives him. The detailed mass e-mail to Mike's family, friends, and clients blows up in her face, and before one can say "instant urban legend", Lacey has become the pariah of her small Kentucky town and a media punch line....
-
-
For me this was such a HOOT!!!
- By d.e.matthews on 02-12-11
By: Molly Harper
-
Dance Upon the Air
- Three Sisters Island Trilogy, Book 1
- By: Nora Roberts
- Narrated by: Sandra Burr
- Length: 9 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
When Nell Channing arrives on charming Three Sisters Island, she believes that she's finally found refuge from her abusive husband - and from the terrifying life she fled so desperately eight months ago. Just as Nell starts to wonder if she'll ever be able to break free of her fear, she realizes that the island suffers from a terrible curse - one that can only be broken by the descendants of the Three Sisters, the witches who settled the island back in 1692.
-
-
Good Romance, Not So Good Narration
- By Allicia on 12-17-10
By: Nora Roberts
-
Tangled
- The Tangled Series, Book 1
- By: Emma Chase
- Narrated by: Sebastian York
- Length: 8 hrs
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Drew Evans is handsome and arrogant, he makes multimillion dollar business deals and seduces New York’s most beautiful women with just a smile. So why has he been shuttered in his apartment for seven days, miserable and depressed? He’ll tell you he has the flu. But we all know that’s not really true. Katherine Brooks is brilliant, beautiful and ambitious. When Kate is hired as the new associate at Drew’s father’s investment banking firm, every aspect of the dashing playboy’s life is thrown into a tailspin.
-
-
Think Wallbanger meets Beautiful Bastard....
- By Jordy ♡♡♡♡ on 01-01-14
By: Emma Chase
-
Beyond the Highland Mist
- Highlander, Book 1
- By: Karen Marie Moning
- Narrated by: Phil Gigante
- Length: 10 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
He was known throughout the kingdom as Hawk, legendary predator of the battlefield and the boudoir. No woman could refuse his touch, but no woman ever stirred his heart - until a vengeful fairy tumbled Adrienne de Simone out of modern-day Seattle and into medieval Scotland.
-
-
If you loved Gabaldon's Outlander... skip this.
- By Cynthia on 07-19-09
Critic reviews
Related to this topic
-
Body
- Trinity Trilogy Series #1
- By: Audrey Carlan
- Narrated by: Callie Dalton
- Length: 10 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Men ruin women...especially men like Chase Davis. Good looking, intelligent, rich, and powerful - I never stood a chance. When he entered my life, I was finally healing after having barely survived the men of my past. My soul sisters told me to take a chance, to let someone in. I let him in, and he surrounded me with a light so bright that I was blinded by the truth. Men don't ruin women. They devour them in every way that counts.
-
-
loved it!!
- By Ginger Simpson on 03-04-16
By: Audrey Carlan
-
Calendar Girl: Volume One
- January, February, March
- By: Audrey Carlan
- Narrated by: Summer Morton
- Length: 10 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Mia Saunders needs money. A lot of money. She has one year to pay off the loan shark who has threatened her father's life and is coming after his unpaid gambling debts. One million dollars to be exact. Her mission is simple - serve as a high-priced escort for her aunt's Los Angeles-based company and pay monthly against the debt. Spend a month with a rich man whom she doesn't have to sleep with if she doesn't want to? Easy money. Unlucky in love with a spirit that never gives up, this curvy motorcycle-riding vixen plans to get in, make her money, and get out.
-
-
Very entertaining story.
- By Svetik on 01-11-18
By: Audrey Carlan
-
Saved
- Honor Bound, Book 1
- By: Angel Payne
- Narrated by: Aiden Snow
- Length: 9 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Garrett Hawkins is the most valuable asset to his Special Forces unit, because, frankly, the guy doesn't care if he lives or dies anymore. Since the love of his life, Sage Weston, was kidnapped and killed with her medical unit a year ago, Garrett has turned the shell of his soul into the armor of a finely tuned fighting machine. Being the first tapped for the unit's craziest missions is just fine by him. The less time for memories and the agony they carve into his soul, the better.
-
-
Great Story! Great Narration
- By Theresa (Finn) Smith on 01-10-18
By: Angel Payne
-
Talk Dirty to Me
- Plum Orchard, Book 1
- By: Dakota Cassidy
- Narrated by: Scarlet Chase
- Length: 11 hrs
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Former mean girl Dixie Davis is back in town, and it's payback time. Literally. Dixie is flat broke, and her best - make that only - friend, Landon, is throwing her a lifeline from the Great Beyond. Dixie stands to inherit his business...which is a phone sex empire. Wait, what? Plum Orchard, Georgia, is about to get even juicier.
-
-
It's not a comedy, but it is a great story.
- By Diana on 12-25-14
By: Dakota Cassidy
-
Whose Bride Is She Anyway?
- By: Dakota Cassidy
- Narrated by: Maxine Mitchell
- Length: 11 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Lights, camera, action! Join the cast and crew of reality TV show Whose Bride Is She Anyway? for a hilariously funny tale that will keep you listening. The stage is set, the players are in place, and the cameras are rolling as an ex-cheerleader and two ex-geeks compete for love, marriage, and money...a lot of money!
-
-
Horrible. Too much inner monologue
- By jojo beanz on 05-21-19
By: Dakota Cassidy
-
The Valentine's Arrangement
- A Hard Feelings Novel, Book 1
- By: Kelsie Leverich
- Narrated by: Abby Craden
- Length: 5 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Tattoo artist Ronnie Clark is counting the days until Valentine's Day is over. Ronnie doesn't do romance. She doesn't do flowers or dates, and she sure as hell doesn't do love - not anymore.... Love leads to heartbreak, and she's vowed never to let herself get hurt again. Sergeant First Class Kale Emerson is home on his mid-tour leave from Iraq, but he only has one thing on his mind - returning to his soldiers to finish leading their mission. He's dedicated to his men and to his country, and he's not interested in getting wrapped up in a distracting relationship - but casual sex, that's a different story.
-
-
Worthwhile
- By Denise on 03-06-14
By: Kelsie Leverich
-
Body
- Trinity Trilogy Series #1
- By: Audrey Carlan
- Narrated by: Callie Dalton
- Length: 10 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Men ruin women...especially men like Chase Davis. Good looking, intelligent, rich, and powerful - I never stood a chance. When he entered my life, I was finally healing after having barely survived the men of my past. My soul sisters told me to take a chance, to let someone in. I let him in, and he surrounded me with a light so bright that I was blinded by the truth. Men don't ruin women. They devour them in every way that counts.
-
-
loved it!!
- By Ginger Simpson on 03-04-16
By: Audrey Carlan
-
Calendar Girl: Volume One
- January, February, March
- By: Audrey Carlan
- Narrated by: Summer Morton
- Length: 10 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Mia Saunders needs money. A lot of money. She has one year to pay off the loan shark who has threatened her father's life and is coming after his unpaid gambling debts. One million dollars to be exact. Her mission is simple - serve as a high-priced escort for her aunt's Los Angeles-based company and pay monthly against the debt. Spend a month with a rich man whom she doesn't have to sleep with if she doesn't want to? Easy money. Unlucky in love with a spirit that never gives up, this curvy motorcycle-riding vixen plans to get in, make her money, and get out.
-
-
Very entertaining story.
- By Svetik on 01-11-18
By: Audrey Carlan
-
Saved
- Honor Bound, Book 1
- By: Angel Payne
- Narrated by: Aiden Snow
- Length: 9 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Garrett Hawkins is the most valuable asset to his Special Forces unit, because, frankly, the guy doesn't care if he lives or dies anymore. Since the love of his life, Sage Weston, was kidnapped and killed with her medical unit a year ago, Garrett has turned the shell of his soul into the armor of a finely tuned fighting machine. Being the first tapped for the unit's craziest missions is just fine by him. The less time for memories and the agony they carve into his soul, the better.
-
-
Great Story! Great Narration
- By Theresa (Finn) Smith on 01-10-18
By: Angel Payne
-
Talk Dirty to Me
- Plum Orchard, Book 1
- By: Dakota Cassidy
- Narrated by: Scarlet Chase
- Length: 11 hrs
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Former mean girl Dixie Davis is back in town, and it's payback time. Literally. Dixie is flat broke, and her best - make that only - friend, Landon, is throwing her a lifeline from the Great Beyond. Dixie stands to inherit his business...which is a phone sex empire. Wait, what? Plum Orchard, Georgia, is about to get even juicier.
-
-
It's not a comedy, but it is a great story.
- By Diana on 12-25-14
By: Dakota Cassidy
-
Whose Bride Is She Anyway?
- By: Dakota Cassidy
- Narrated by: Maxine Mitchell
- Length: 11 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Lights, camera, action! Join the cast and crew of reality TV show Whose Bride Is She Anyway? for a hilariously funny tale that will keep you listening. The stage is set, the players are in place, and the cameras are rolling as an ex-cheerleader and two ex-geeks compete for love, marriage, and money...a lot of money!
-
-
Horrible. Too much inner monologue
- By jojo beanz on 05-21-19
By: Dakota Cassidy
-
The Valentine's Arrangement
- A Hard Feelings Novel, Book 1
- By: Kelsie Leverich
- Narrated by: Abby Craden
- Length: 5 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Tattoo artist Ronnie Clark is counting the days until Valentine's Day is over. Ronnie doesn't do romance. She doesn't do flowers or dates, and she sure as hell doesn't do love - not anymore.... Love leads to heartbreak, and she's vowed never to let herself get hurt again. Sergeant First Class Kale Emerson is home on his mid-tour leave from Iraq, but he only has one thing on his mind - returning to his soldiers to finish leading their mission. He's dedicated to his men and to his country, and he's not interested in getting wrapped up in a distracting relationship - but casual sex, that's a different story.
-
-
Worthwhile
- By Denise on 03-06-14
By: Kelsie Leverich
-
Bait & Switch
- Alphas Undone, Book 1
- By: Kendall Ryan
- Narrated by: Tyler Donne, Alexandria Wilde
- Length: 5 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
I'm a rescuer. It's in my DNA. Stray dogs. Stray women... But this one doesn't need rescuing. She needs something real, but I never keep the ones I rescue. I could let her go...but I can't watch her walk away. I'm an ex-Navy SEAL, and I never give up on a mission.
-
-
Middle of the book
- By Davis on 07-05-16
By: Kendall Ryan
-
Seducing Cinderella
- By: Gina L. Maxwell
- Narrated by: Holly Fielding
- Length: 5 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Mixed martial arts fighter Reid Andrews’s chance to reclaim his title as light-heavyweight champ is shattered when he’s injured only months before the rematch. To make sure he’s healed in time, his trainer sends him to recuperate under a professional’s care - Reid’s best friend’s little sister, all grown up....
-
-
Good story but bad narrator!!!!
- By Kristin on 04-20-13
By: Gina L. Maxwell
-
Hardwired
- By: Meredith Wild
- Narrated by: Jennifer Stark
- Length: 8 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Determined to overcome a difficult past, Erica Hathaway learns early on how to make it on her own. Days after her college graduation, she finds herself face to face with a panel of investors who will make or break her fledgling startup. The only thing she didn't prepare for was going weak in the knees over an arrogant and gorgeous investor who's seemingly determined to derail her presentation.
-
-
Goodbye 50 Shades! Didn't really like the narrator
- By Nikita on 03-31-15
By: Meredith Wild
-
Stranded with a Billionaire
- Billionaire Boys Club, Book 1
- By: Jessica Clare
- Narrated by: Jillian Macie
- Length: 8 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Billionaire Logan Hawkings needs a vacation. He's had a rough time after the death of his father and the betrayal of his fiancée. But with a visit to a recent business acquisition - a private island resort in the Bahamas - he has a chance to mend his broken heart. When a hurricane blows in, a misplaced passport and a stalled elevator bring Logan together with an unusual woman named Bronte. She's unlike anyone he's ever met - down to earth, incredibly sensual, and even quotes Plato. She also has no clue that he's rich...
-
-
CUTE & CUDDLY FEEL-GOOD ROMANCE
- By CAROLYN 🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹 on 02-12-14
By: Jessica Clare
-
Command Me
- By: Geneva Lee
- Narrated by: Fran Jewel
- Length: 12 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
When he kissed me, I was shocked. He was a stranger and still so familiar. It wasn't until I woke up to my picture splashed on the cover of tabloids that I realized I knew who he was. Prince Alexander of Cambridge. Royal bad boy. Exiled heir to the throne. He isn't Prince Charming. He's controlling. He's demanding. He's dangerous. And I can't say no to him. We both have secrets - secrets that could tear us apart or drive us closer together - and as the paparazzi exposes each one, I have to decide just how far I'm willing to go for king and country.
-
-
Too Much Like FSOG
- By Trinigal78 on 12-10-15
By: Geneva Lee
-
Finding Mr. Wrong
- By: Joanne Schwehm, A. M. Madden
- Narrated by: Lexie Richmond, C.A. Sorensen
- Length: 10 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
So there I was, on a stage with two other men, being asked ridiculous questions by a woman I couldn't see, but whose voice made my pants tighten - and not around my ankles. Before I knew what was happening, I'd signed up for six weeks in paradise, isolated on an island for 42 days with a complete stranger. And when I finally laid eyes on the sexy brunette who belonged to that voice, a part of me thought this wouldn't be so bad.
-
-
It’s meh
- By Emma the Mizfit on 10-30-18
By: Joanne Schwehm, and others
-
Deviant Royal
- By: Amarie Avant
- Narrated by: JT Farrell, Aure Nash
- Length: 7 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
I fought. It was a losing battle. I ran. His relentlessness ensnared me. I'm a token. A trinket. A toy for Victor's amusement. He's seductive. A dangerous deviant. Although I can't stop the madness, staying is lethal.
-
-
awkward
- By Dansu on 07-02-22
By: Amarie Avant
-
Naughty Little Gift
- Temptation Court, Book 1
- By: Angel Payne
- Narrated by: Jason Clarke, Stella Bloom
- Length: 6 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Engineering genius, billionaire icon, and consultant to kings, the gorgeous Cassian Court is a legend before he even steps foot on the remote island of Arcadia. But when Mishella Santelle locks eyes with him, she doesn’t see that power - she sees the man behind it and the bruised soul hers has been destined for. But destiny isn’t a luxury for a woman of the Arcadian court.
-
-
Yes sir....smoldering naughty naughty series!! 🔥
- By Captivated Listener!! on 04-20-19
By: Angel Payne
-
Dare to Resist
- A Wedding Dare Novella Prequel
- By: Laura Kaye
- Narrated by: Carrie Piper
- Length: 3 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Kady Dresco and Colton Brooks click on a level that defies logic. There are only two problems. One, he's her older brother's irritating best friend, and two, they're bidding on the same military security services contract. When the competition heats up, Colton is torn between wanting to strangle Kady (and her annoying brilliance) and kissing her into submission. Which is a bad idea for a million reasons, because Kady's submission is exactly what he craves.
-
-
Colton and Kady will blow your mind!
- By Laura McMillin on 10-24-15
By: Laura Kaye
-
Follow
- By: Tessa Bailey
- Narrated by: James Larceny, Mackenzie Cartwright
- Length: 8 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Family is everything to gambling den darling, Teresa Valentini. So when her brother lands himself in hot water, she’s willing to do whatever it takes to save him. And showing up topless in her unwitting savior’s motel room is turning out to be the furthest thing from a hardship. Will Caruso is the bad boy of New York’s financial scene…and he just found out the very thing that drives his success is a damn lie. Now he’s exchanged his high-stress life for the open road. When a beauty arrives, her secrecy prods his suspicions, even while she tempts his lust to the breaking point.
-
-
Holy Hannah!!!!
- By Samantha Lyn Phillips on 10-14-22
By: Tessa Bailey
-
The Thing About Love
- By: Kim Karr
- Narrated by: Summer Morton, Christian Rummel
- Length: 9 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
From New York Times best-selling author Kim Karr comes a flirty new love story. The whole stethoscope-and-white coat thing isn't my cup of tea. I prefer a man with an artistic vein in his body and 9-to-5 hours. And I can definitely do without the half-lidded, sleepy bedroom eyes. (Okay, so those are kind of sexy.) Tall, dark, and handsome doesn't change the fact that he's arrogant, cocky, and rude. Not that I care, but he's made it clear he wants nothing to do with a quirky girl like me, which is why he said no. Turns out no isn't an option.
-
-
Love isn't just one thing!!
- By Captivated Listener!! on 01-05-19
By: Kim Karr
-
Behind His Lens
- By: R.S. Grey
- Narrated by: Susannah Jones, Luke Daniels
- Length: 8 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Twenty-three year old model Charley Whitlock built a quiet life for herself after disaster struck four years ago. She hides beneath her beautiful mask, never revealing her true self to the world... until she comes face-to-face with her new photographer - sexy, possessive Jude Anderson. It's clear from the first time she meets him that she's playing by his rules. He says jump, she asks how high. He tells her to unzip her cream Dior gown; she knows she has to comply.
-
-
THEY TRY TO OVERCOME THEIR PASTS FOR EACH OTHER
- By CAROLYN 🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹 on 03-31-15
By: R.S. Grey
What listeners say about Taint
Average customer ratingsReviews - Please select the tabs below to change the source of reviews.
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- krystle
- 02-25-15
sooo hot
What did you love best about Taint?
Everything but especially the plot....awesome premise.
What other book might you compare Taint to and why?
I don't think there is a good comparison, this one was different from the hundreds of other books I've read. It did have a christina lauren feel to it from the great humor.
Have you listened to any of Sean Crisden’s other performances before? How does this one compare?
I love love love sean crisden! As always a great job.
Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?
Extreme is an understatement. It had me laughing out loud as well as sighing with hope.
Any additional comments?
Great listen. Completely worth the credit or the money and would listen again and again. It was so hard to put it down because I was sucked in so completely that I literally got nothing done until I finished it.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
1 person found this helpful
-
Overall
- andy
- 05-21-19
Wow! just wow!
This is not porn, not for the under 18 but not porn. the narrator and author are perfect together. as a man, I absolutely enjoyed and could not stop listening to this audiobook. yes it has some graphic erotic scenes but done very well and with class.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- Tina
- 05-26-20
DIFFERENT AND SEXY!!!
This was a different love story and I really enjoyed it. I'd love to see more writing from this author in audio books. The narration was well done.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- Vikki Goldberg
- 03-19-16
Holy Justice!
Unique story. Insanely in love with Justice Drake! I love listening to male voices read books. I often get the book for the voice. Sean Crisden is certainly going to be one of my new faves. Great job!
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- Mackie
- 03-07-15
lots of laughs
There were lots of moment filled with laughts. There weren't many steamy moment and that's ok but it was so dry it seemed kind of dumb throughout most of the book. The female voice was horrible and each female had the same voice. I'm not happy I spent $18 dollars on this.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- George T. White
- 03-30-20
unexpectedly good
This book was not what I expected. It was very good. It was filled with sexual tension that had reaching for fan without all of the sex.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- Tina
- 03-06-19
wow
fabulous book. very steamy loved the narrator. o had to get to the end yo find out what happened
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- Samantha
- 05-02-19
TRAINING
Light story about helping women who don't seem to act on their needs to have good sex with their husbands. And of course the instructor falls for one of the wives.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- jen
- 04-29-16
Really needed a lady to do Alli's voice
I think the only issue I had with this book was the fact that sexy voiced Justice does not make a sexy voiced female in any way! Two narrators were needed to bring this book together.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- Rachel C.
- 03-08-19
Jeff Goldblum??
I realize this is unlikely, but the narrator sounded so similar to Jeff Goldblum at times. It added a level of fun to listening to this. Does anyone else hear the similarity??
Story overall is enjoyable. Fun listen.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!
1 person found this helpful