
Taint
A Sexual Education Novel
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Sean Crisden
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S. L. Jennings
About this listen
Right now, you're probably asking yourself two things: Who am I? And what the hell am I doing here? Let's start with the most obvious question, shall we? You're here, ladies, because you can't f*ck. Oh, stop it. Don't cringe. You might as well get used to it because, for the next six weeks, you're going to hear that word a lot. And you're going to say it a lot.
If you enrolled yourself in this program, then you are wholly aware that you're a lousy lay. Good for you. Admitting it is half the battle. For those of you that have been sent here by your husband or significant other, dry your tears and get over it. You've been given a gift, ladies. The gift of mind-blowing, wall-climbing, multiple-orgasm-inducing sex. You have the opportunity to f*ck like a porn star. And I guarantee you will when I'm done with you.
And who am I? Well, for the next six weeks, I will be your lover, your teacher, your best friend, and your worst enemy. Your every-f*cking-thing. I'm the one who is going to save your relationship and your sex life. I am Justice Drake. And I turn housewives into whores. Now... who's first?
Contains mature themes.
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- krystle
- 02-25-15
sooo hot
What did you love best about Taint?
Everything but especially the plot....awesome premise.
What other book might you compare Taint to and why?
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Have you listened to any of Sean Crisden’s other performances before? How does this one compare?
I love love love sean crisden! As always a great job.
Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?
Extreme is an understatement. It had me laughing out loud as well as sighing with hope.
Any additional comments?
Great listen. Completely worth the credit or the money and would listen again and again. It was so hard to put it down because I was sucked in so completely that I literally got nothing done until I finished it.
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- andy
- 05-21-19
Wow! just wow!
This is not porn, not for the under 18 but not porn. the narrator and author are perfect together. as a man, I absolutely enjoyed and could not stop listening to this audiobook. yes it has some graphic erotic scenes but done very well and with class.
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- Tina
- 05-26-20
DIFFERENT AND SEXY!!!
This was a different love story and I really enjoyed it. I'd love to see more writing from this author in audio books. The narration was well done.
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- Vikki Goldberg
- 03-19-16
Holy Justice!
Unique story. Insanely in love with Justice Drake! I love listening to male voices read books. I often get the book for the voice. Sean Crisden is certainly going to be one of my new faves. Great job!
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- Mackie
- 03-07-15
lots of laughs
There were lots of moment filled with laughts. There weren't many steamy moment and that's ok but it was so dry it seemed kind of dumb throughout most of the book. The female voice was horrible and each female had the same voice. I'm not happy I spent $18 dollars on this.
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- George T. White
- 03-30-20
unexpectedly good
This book was not what I expected. It was very good. It was filled with sexual tension that had reaching for fan without all of the sex.
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- Tina
- 03-06-19
wow
fabulous book. very steamy loved the narrator. o had to get to the end yo find out what happened
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- Samantha
- 05-02-19
TRAINING
Light story about helping women who don't seem to act on their needs to have good sex with their husbands. And of course the instructor falls for one of the wives.
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- jen
- 04-29-16
Really needed a lady to do Alli's voice
I think the only issue I had with this book was the fact that sexy voiced Justice does not make a sexy voiced female in any way! Two narrators were needed to bring this book together.
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- Rachel C.
- 03-08-19
Jeff Goldblum??
I realize this is unlikely, but the narrator sounded so similar to Jeff Goldblum at times. It added a level of fun to listening to this. Does anyone else hear the similarity??
Story overall is enjoyable. Fun listen.
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