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Amber Collins
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Nick and Amber had always been the short couple, but it was never a problem until they were with their tall friends Brad and April. When the group decides to check out a carnival, they are drawn to the funhouse and the hall of mirrors.
Inside, they see themselves as bigger or smaller. But when they leave, they discover their sizes now match their reflections! Now, Nick and Amber are the big ones, and in a local hotel, they decide to try out their new bodies.
Contains: shrinking man/woman, growing man/woman
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