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Myth Protector, Book 1
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Teddy Hamilton
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By:
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Jamie Hawke
About this listen
As they fight a war of good and evil in our world, the Fairy Tales need a protector.
All I wanted to do was take a break from college to check out LegendFest, some good ol' cosplay, and maybe find a lady to hit it off with. You never know, right?
My life took a new direction, though, when I found out myths like Red Riding Hood are real, and they’re in an ongoing war against evil to save us all. More than that, they are being hunted, mistaken as humanity's enemy. They need a mortal to serve as their protector, someone to keep them out of harm's way while leading the battle against the likes of the Big Bad Wolf, Baba Yaga, and other evil legends.
Now, I am that protector.
It's a tough job, but it's everything I've ever dreamed of. Even more so when Red and some of the other ladies show interest in me in more ways than just my ability to wield a magic blade.
Note: It gets saucy. We have fun on the streets and even more in the sheets, so you might not want to hear my tale if sexy fun scares you more than witches and ghouls. If you're a fan of Once Upon a Time or Fables/Wolf Among Us but also enjoy harem and the spice of life, this book's for you.
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- By BrandyDalton on 11-23-20
By: Jada Fisher
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Ex-Superheroes
- By: A.J. Markam
- Narrated by: Tad Branson
- Length: 6 hrs and 57 mins
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It’s the end of the 21st century, and Hunter McNeil is your average, ordinary, ex-Army Ranger with superpowers. He’s serving time unjustly in a Supermax for supervillains when a botched prison break puts him in the crosshairs of an Army general who runs the Super-Powered Combatants Corp. Turns out a coordinated strike has put supervillains in charge of every major city in the world, and Hunter is the only hope at restoring order. And so Hunter sets out to do what he does best: kill supervillains. Save the world. And build a harem of smokin’ hot, super-powered women to help him.
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Half Literary Porn
- By ReWrite from Shadow on 01-18-21
By: A.J. Markam
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Aspirant
- Aspirant Series, Book 1
- By: Maxx Whittaker, Harrison Rexx
- Narrated by: Brandon Utah
- Length: 14 hrs and 29 mins
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Where do you go when you die? If you guessed "a hellish videogame world where you're forced to fight for your life, solve puzzles, and sustain mortal injury only to be stitched back together to do it again", congratulations! Maybe that sounds kind of bad. But hear me out. Superpowers. Beautiful women at my side, some human and some decidedly not so much. And maybe, just maybe, if I survive long enough, I can find out what comes after the afterlife.
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good book
- By Ian Schrott on 04-09-20
By: Maxx Whittaker, and others
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So Not a Hero
- By: S. J. Delos
- Narrated by: Angela Brazil
- Length: 11 hrs and 47 mins
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After serving two years in a federal prison, Karen Hashimoto is out on parole and eager to put her criminal past behind her. No easy task, since she's also the former supervillain known as Crushette. A chance encounter leads to an unexpected opportunity, and she is recruited as the newest member of the city's premier team of superheroes: The Good Guys.
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Graphic Suprrhero Sex
- By The Blue Canary on 05-17-16
By: S. J. Delos
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Creation Mage
- War Mage Academy, Book 1
- By: Dante King
- Narrated by: Marissa Parness, Alex Perone
- Length: 8 hrs and 1 min
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The last thing I expected was to gain the spells of the woman in my bed. Hell, I didn't even know magic existed until I'd cast a spell that morning. Then a beautiful teacher from a magical academy told me I could become the universe's most powerful mage. To get there, I need to become stronger. I need to ace all my examinations. And, most of all, I need to master the most potent spells. But I have to start somewhere.
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Exceptional narration. Disappointing writing.
- By Dearik on 04-29-21
By: Dante King
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Three Deadly Trials
- Battle for the Dark King, Book 1
- By: V. S. Winters
- Narrated by: Hollie Whitmore, Robert Kelly
- Length: 7 hrs and 29 mins
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Fae exist only in children’s stories, or so I thought. That was before a nightmarish creature of the Fae Realm dropped into my life. He claimed a seven-pointed mark on my skin signified my magical lineage, the bit of DNA my mother passed down. Days after I arrive in the Fae Realm, I’m thrown into a series of trials titled ‘The Devotion’. I must compete with demons, vampires, elves and more who want to claim their place at the future King’s side. I have no interest in this guy, but it doesn’t help that the King-to-be is a gorgeous, brooding fae.
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Much potential in the storyline, falls flat and leaves you unsatisfied
- By tammie on 08-04-20
By: V. S. Winters
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Primal Imperative: The Complete Trilogy
- By: Quentin Kilgore
- Narrated by: Matt Hicks, Mandy McCollough
- Length: 22 hrs and 46 mins
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Awaking on the shores of a primitive world, David discovers a remote village populated almost entirely by women. Powerful witches have killed the men, destroying their tribal society. The women have little defense against the wild beasts and opportunistic goblin slavers who roam their forests. With a mysterious new power raging in his muscles, David becomes their guardian, provider, and leader. Beautiful women flock to him, believing he was sent by a sky god to protect them.
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i like the fact that there is a male and female narrator
- By Michael Lecluyse on 12-06-24
By: Quentin Kilgore
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Spark
- Academy of Unpredictable Magic Book 1
- By: Sadie Moss
- Narrated by: Sarah Puckett
- Length: 7 hrs and 14 mins
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Unfortunately, not all people from magical bloodlines have powers, and at 22, I’m several years past the age they usually appear. So I’ve resigned myself to a boring, magic-less life. Then something strange happens. I get stuck in the middle of a bar fight, and instead of just punching the guy back, I blow a hole in the wall. So...I guess I do have powers. But they’re unlike anything I’ve ever seen before. This shit is definitely not normal. And it seems the magical authorities agree. I can go to school, learn to control my magic. Or they’ll take it away. Permanently.
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The most unlikable main character ever.
- By Apparentlythis on 06-24-19
By: Sadie Moss
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Undercover Magic Vol. 1
- Books 1-3 (The Danger Universe)
- By: Meg Anne
- Narrated by: Shane East, Stella Hunter
- Length: 26 hrs and 16 mins
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Lina wants the one thing a ghost can’t have. To be touched. When she’s given the opportunity to rejoin the world of the living and experience exactly that, the muscle-bound immortal warrior with icy blue eyes is just what the doctor ordered.
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Great banter!
- By Miya on 02-05-24
By: Meg Anne
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Insidious
- The Marked Mage Chronicles, Book 1
- By: Victoria Evers
- Narrated by: Jennifer O'Donnell
- Length: 14 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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Since moving to Mystic Harbor, Maine, I've made it my life's mission to avoid Reese Blackburn at all costs. Sure, he has cheekbones that could cut glass, not to mention bedroom eyes that could melt any girl into a puddle on the floor. Too bad that doesn't change the fact he's completely stab-worthy. When a fun night out on the town turns deadly, I quickly discover the quaint little hamlet of Mystic Harbor houses more than sandy beaches and adorable B&Bs. Beneath the New England charm rests a world where shifters, demons, vampires, and angelic hunters all vie for power.
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Awesome series start!!
- By Leyla on 10-24-17
By: Victoria Evers
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Legendary Rule
- Legendary Rule, Book 1
- By: Bruce Sentar
- Narrated by: Brandon Utah
- Length: 8 hrs and 36 mins
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Ajax Demos finds himself lost in society. Graduating shortly after artificial intelligence is allowed to enter the workforce, he can’t get his career off the ground. He clings to what he believes a responsible adult should pursue, but it just isn’t in the cards. As his last hope for a steady paycheck disappears new opportunities open. Ajax gets a chance to play a brand new Immersive Reality game. Things aren't as they seem. Mega Corps hover over what appears to be a simple game. Two unlikely women hiding their real identities join his party....
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Interesting concept but the MC noob mistakes *smh*
- By Renegadescribe on 10-20-20
By: Bruce Sentar
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Djinn Unleashed
- The Elven-Trinity, book 1
- By: Mark Albany
- Narrated by: Leo Barnabas
- Length: 7 hrs and 23 mins
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Elves were supposed to be gone, defeated in the great war. Magic is practiced behind closed doors, and only by the elites. All I was trying to do was survive, maybe with a bit more curiosity about my master's magic than I should've allowed. He caught me snooping, and sent me on a quest to steal a magic scroll. A quest that would change my life.
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adult content too much
- By Shawn on 08-29-19
By: Mark Albany
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Humanity stands at the brink of extinction. Earth has been bombarded by forces beyond our understanding. In the aftermath, monsters roam the Earth while humanity is forced into a few small safe zones, but not all is lost. When the shadows fell, so too did hope. Progentitor rays birthed a new breed of humans, known as supers. Now those few are all that stands between mankind and death upon the claws and fangs of monsters.
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- B.Y. McCray
- 09-18-21
f***
if this guy had this much gain he wouldn't have a chance to go to Comcast or whatever he's been too busy with women I mean two three at a time I was young once too but that much way too much sex
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- Dadood Dat
- 05-08-19
Original and Hot as Hell
Jamie Hawke really blew me away here. I didn't know what to expect when I picked this up. The premise sounded crazy to be honest. I fired it up making a long late night drive and it really got the hooks in me man. The action is good and the story is original and interesting, it has plenty of hot sex scenes that really deliver. One of my favorite things on Audible right now.
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- Jeff Criswell
- 07-21-21
Good book
I have enjoyed this wonderful book about the life of college student that learns about fairy tales
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- Anonymous User
- 12-07-21
What a Rollercoaster
The characters of childhood are given a more modern and grown up spin...this story will have you laughing at some scenes...shaking your head at others and hoping no one notices your blush in some...all over an amazing story which I can't wait to hear the next one to find out what our heros get into next
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- DrinkingDad
- 05-07-19
Consistent Jamie Hawke book
Protagonist: Check
Harem of hotties: Check
Lot of pussy references: Buffer overflow error.
Really enjoyed Teddy Hamilton’s performance as well.
Would have liked more introspection on the classes and the growth tree. Or a slightly clearer essence gathering mechanism.
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- Ryan
- 01-25-22
Comedy
Made me laugh so much in the first hour gets an automatic 5 stars lol
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- Anonymous User
- 10-12-21
Get past the first chapter
As usual with Jamie Hawke, at least for me, the first chapter almost makes me want to stop. If you can get past it and like this type of story it’s a good listen.
I don’t know something about how they start just comes off as weird but then you kinda set in, get the pace of the story and you’re good to go.
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- Wesley Blease Scott
- 10-03-23
Had potential
So this is a raunchy story. And the description of such is equivalent to watching the static channels of old. It’s something it’s not a useful something. The story could actually have been decent without it. It is comically poorly described with how descriptive those scenarios are.
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- James
- 01-24-19
Grimm's X-Rated Fairy Tale
An interesting take on real world interaction with Grimm-style story characters. It kind of had hints of American Gods' presentation of mythological creatures in modern society mixed with with a level-up mechanic from a fantasy RPG video game. Also, there is an abundance of sex. The setup for the sex scenes was a bit rough and, in some cases, seemed forced. The narration was great with clear differences between the voices of the different characters.
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- Anonymous User
- 07-08-22
Too much smut.
Very interesting concept, but it has a ridiculous sex scene every 5 minutes. I don't mind adult content that makes sense with the story, but this guy seems to have decided that the adult content is the only thing in the story.
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