
The Legend of Voluptuous Velma
A BBW (Big Beautiful Woman) Erotica Short Story with Farting, Burping, Crushing, Eating and Cowgirls Riding off into the Sunset
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Katrina Medina
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Mr. Stuffalot
About this listen
Saddle up, partners!
Are you ready for the biggest, baddest, fattest, and gassiest cowgirl in the West? Voluptious Velma is a 300-pound bandit who's hungry for money and men. But can a dim-witted deputy see the good in her, or will he break under her like so many horses?
This erotic short story contains:
- Farting
- Burping
- Crushing
- And cowgirls riding off into the sunset
Don't let your gun go off at the sight of her.
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