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Celia Aaron
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She's driving me crazy. Or am I the one driving myself crazy? I can't tell anymore.
Ever since Scarlet Rocket showed up in the flesh, she's turned my structured world upside down. My neatly ordered life, my hand-painted Aliens Versus Vampires figurines, my expertly curated comics collection - none of these things provide any shelter from her sexy, sassy onslaught.
It's a disaster of my own making. She didn't exist until I created her. Now, I can't get her out of my mind, and all I want to do is get her into my bed. Never mind that she's a thief, a liar, a con woman. Every step she takes leaves chaos in her wake. And damn if I don't want more of it.
Note: This is a full-length romantic comedy that will have you guffawing or at least snorting hard.
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He calls himself Spider. I just knew him as the sinfully gorgeous guy with eyes of fire that fate sat next to me on the airplane. I didn’t know who he really was...British rock star...my stepbrother. He kissed me because he thought we’d never see each other again. We would. Everyone warned me about him. They told me he was ruthless and cold and screwed up. They said he’d leave me with a hole in my heart. Maybe I should have listened. Maybe I should have built up a fortress to keep him out. But I crumbled instead.
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LOVE STORY, RIGHT?
- By Avephoenix on 10-20-18
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Tonic
- By: Staci Hart
- Narrated by: Jason Clarke, Kirsten Leigh
- Length: 10 hrs and 6 mins
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Joel Anderson doesn't take anything seriously. Not his relationships, which have been few and far between since his brutal divorce. Not the drama of working in a tattoo parlor, which seems to be around every corner. When things get him down, he smiles and cracks a joke. But he's not the kind of man you cross, or you'll find yourself at the wrong end of his fists. A standalone romantic comedy.
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3.5 Tonic Stars
- By whatcha.listening.to on 02-05-17
By: Staci Hart
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The Masseuse
- By: Sierra Kincade
- Narrated by: Summer Roberts
- Length: 11 hrs and 13 mins
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Anna Rossi lives by one simple rule: Don't get attached, don't get hurt. But Alec Flynn doesn’t play by the rules... Anna never takes on a massage client without screening him first, but the paycheck offered by billionaire Maxim Stein is too good to turn down. Stein is the richest man she's ever laid her hands on, and despite the risks, she trusts that she can take care of herself. After all, she's handled difficult clients in the past.
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MUCH MUCH MORE THAN JUST A BITTER-SWEET ROMANCE
- By CAROLYN 🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹 on 12-21-14
By: Sierra Kincade
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Love, Sincerely Yours
- By: Sara Ney, Meghan Quinn
- Narrated by: Ava Erickson, Alexander Cendese
- Length: 7 hrs and 45 mins
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Full disclosure: Before we move forward with this email, I would like it to be known that I have consumed an adequate amount of alcoholic beverages to intoxicate myself tonight. Three margaritas, two shots, and one beer - because it was free. I think it's important to be open and honest with your coworkers, don't you? So here I am, being open and honest. Drunk but honest. Or just drunk with lust? You decide. I have a hopeless, foolish, schoolgirl crush on you when you are the last person on earth I should be falling for. Did you know people around the office call you a sadist?
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Read this book instead of listening to it
- By Sry Liebson on 11-09-18
By: Sara Ney, and others
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The Kiss Quotient
- A Novel
- By: Helen Hoang
- Narrated by: Carly Robins
- Length: 9 hrs and 36 mins
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Stella Lane thinks math is the only thing that unites the universe. She comes up with algorithms to predict customer purchases - a job that has given her more money than she knows what to do with as well as way less experience in the dating department than the average 30-year-old. It doesn't help that she has Asperger's and that French kissing reminds her of a shark getting its teeth cleaned by pilot fish. She decides that she needs lots of practice - with a professional - which is why she hires escort Michael Phan.
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It's a lot...
- By Emily Kenny on 08-22-18
By: Helen Hoang
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Breakaway
- By: A. M. Johnson
- Narrated by: Tracy Marks, Aaron Shedlock
- Length: 8 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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As Tampa Bay's star center, Mark Carmelo's life was hockey, and after a bitter and public break up, all he wanted to do was focus on the game. Until he saw her - the one that got away, the one he thought he'd never see again. For 13 years, Stevie West drowned in her lackluster life. Recently divorced from her “roommate” with passionless benefits, she was ready to start over on her own. Until she ran into him. The same man she'd met one year ago. The temptation that had finally given her the courage to find herself again.
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✫✫ 4 Stars ✫✫
- By ❤️Cyndi Marie❤️🎧Audiobook Addicts🎧 on 04-03-18
By: A. M. Johnson
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With You
- A Tear Asunder Novella
- By: Nashoda Rose
- Narrated by: Mackenzie Harte
- Length: 2 hrs and 19 mins
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In order to convince Sculpt to give me self-defense lessons, I had to follow his one rule: no complaining, or he'd walk. I didn't think it would be a problem. I could handle a few bruises. What I hadn't anticipated was landing on my back with Sculpt on top of me and my entire body burning up for him.
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Huge Punch Into a Series
- By Misty Walker on 07-14-16
By: Nashoda Rose
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Playing by Heart
- By: JB Salsbury
- Narrated by: Lee Samuels, Jennifer Mack
- Length: 10 hrs and 17 mins
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Jesse Lee is the worst! He’s a multi-millionaire, triple-platinum-selling, Grammy-Award-winning man-slut - a worldly, self-indulgent heathen. I wouldn’t sleep with him if he were our last chance to ensure survival of the human race. The only reason I put up with him is because he’s my boss’s brother. Playing by Heart is an enemies-to-lovers romance where opposites not only attract, they ignite.
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A GOOD ENEMIES-LOVERS ROLLERCOASTER
- By CAROLYN 🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹 on 05-10-19
By: JB Salsbury
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Hollywood Prince
- By: Kim Karr
- Narrated by: Ellie McClendon, J. F. Harding
- Length: 8 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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Brooklyn James should know better. Born into Hollywood royalty, the brooding prince has a reputation as being a player. A manwhore. A womanizer. Adoring fans are his thing. His best friend's little sister is not. Even thinking about her the way he is isn't cool. Not cool at all. And yet every time she pouts those sexy lips at him, she turns him inside out. Makes him harder than he's ever been. Drives him to the brink of insanity.
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waste of time
- By S.T. on 10-18-19
By: Kim Karr
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Say You'll Be Mine
- By: Maria Luis
- Narrated by: Jae Delane
- Length: 10 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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Twelve years and too many pairs of stilettos later, Shaelyn Lawrence is back where she started: New Orleans. She's returned only to take care of her grandmother, and after that? She's out, hopefully long before she sees irresistible Brady Taylor, the boy who stomped all over her heart. But when a family member approaches her for help, there's only one person she can to turn to...and he's just as infuriatingly sexy as she remembers. Oh boy. New Orleans Detective Brady Taylor has his sights on the finish line: getting promoted to sergeant.
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Horrible Narration Ruined the Entire Book
- By JC on 07-07-20
By: Maria Luis
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Would Be King
- By: Kim Karr
- Narrated by: Hamish Long, Zara Hampton-Brown
- Length: 8 hrs and 39 mins
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All I want to do is get to work on time. But he’s trying to steal my cab, and that’s not going to happen. In the midst of the battle, I discover I don’t have my wallet. So I bargain - a free ride for a kiss. His lips taste like mint, and when he tugs me closer, I can feel the hard muscles beneath his expensive suit. The kiss ends just as we reach our destination, and I’m so taken aback by the explosiveness of it, I rush out without so much as a good-bye.
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Confused About the Narrators/Story
- By S T L on 04-09-19
By: Kim Karr
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Rough & Tumble
- Men of Haven, #1
- By: Rhenna Morgan
- Narrated by: Gary Furlong
- Length: 9 hrs and 20 mins
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A self-made man with his fingers in a variety of successful businesses, Jace Kennedy lives for the challenge, and he always gets what he wants. From the start, he sees Vivienne Moore's hidden wild side and knows she's his perfect match, if only he can break it free. He will have her. One way or another.
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TA DA.. AN EXCITING & MULTIFACETED SERIES IS BORN
- By CAROLYN 🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹 on 02-25-17
By: Rhenna Morgan
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One Wild Night
- By: A.L. Jackson, Rebecca Shea
- Narrated by: Teddy Hamilton, Maxine Mitchell
- Length: 4 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
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Kaylee Rose Burton, kindergarten teacher, has never been a believer in fantasies. Living in L.A. her entire life, she knows the glitz and glam of Hollywood is just an illusion. That is until she stumbles head first into the arms of Hollywood's most eligible bachelor. It was just another day for Paxton Myles on the red carpet until the blue-eyed beauty literally stumbles at his feet. A single glimpse in her innocent eyes and he knows he has to have her. After one night of unbridled passion, Kaylee slips away to live her quiet life, but the paparazzi has other ideas.
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SHORT.. BUT OH SO SWEET
- By CAROLYN 🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹 on 08-30-18
By: A.L. Jackson, and others
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- Tre Harris
- 11-09-18
My Two Pennies
3.7 this is a good light read that will have you chuckling at times hearing some questions and answers for “Scarlet Rocket”. There were times that I just felt myself dragging along to the story but over all I’m happy I’ve read it. Willis is a man of mystery to those reading his blog, when an email crosses his path unintentionally everything changes. “Scarlet” has a mission to help Hanna and will do anything she needs to get it done. Towards the end I was pulled in the most and Elias made it for me, that man is hilarious.
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- patricia rodriguez
- 10-05-20
Loved this book
I loved this book it was really funny and couldn't put it down. Willis started his blog under the name Scarlet Rocket giving people advise, but he was getting emails from people that were happy to meet her and asking her out. On the next gala he went to see and comfront this Scarlet person and tell her to stop using his/her name. When he saw her he notice what she was doing and he couldn't believe that she was stealing from people. When Willis agent saw Scarlet she gave her a job to keep going to the gala's for more publicity to help Willi's book to sell better when it comes out. When Willi figured out why Scarlet was stealing and offered to help her and her sister she said no, but when Scarlet's sister was taken by the man that wants his money back Scarlet doesn't have any choice but to call Willi for help.
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- Gizel Alvarez
- 08-09-19
Was NOT Expecting this
I have to first say I've only read this authors dark side until now. This romantic comedy had me giggling like at the geeky Hero who's voice I recognized from a previous audio and I must mention I need more of him in romance!
So author Celia Aaron was able to come out from the dark side to give this light hearted romance it held no true conflic and yet it was the chance and resolve of not letting go of one another that held me captive, I definitely recommend and label this one as a relisten.
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- CAROLYN 🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹🔹
- 09-19-18
SADLY, THIS BOOK WAS A FAIL FOR ME
According to Audible a two star rating means this book was okay.. and it was - however I had such high hopes for this romantic comedy but the plot (or its characters) failed to truly draw me in. Willis, the handsome Clark Kent introvert nerdy hero, writes a female sex blog under a female pen name and Scarlet, the beautiful redheaded imposter heroine, unexpectedly gate-crashes the parties and his life posing as the confident Scarlet Rocket.. (aka Willis) so she can con and steal. Which starts this lighthearted book off well.. but somewhere along the way I totally lost interest and, for me, reaching the end became a chore rather than an all-consuming necessity. The dual POV chapters were supposed to hold comedy.. but, as soon as Scarlet viewed Willis as a ‘mark’ to manipulate it felt sour rather than sweet.. and I know she had her reasons but the loveable hero, who’d charged headlong to slay her demons, deserved better.
Worth a credit? I stuck it out and tried to feel the magic.. but unfortunately (IMO) I have to say no - and that had nothing to do with the narration which was good. It’s drama-lite, has medium heat, low intensity and sorry but I didn’t feel the seismic chemistry that I’ve felt with other books by this author.. however, this won’t put me off one clicking another book by Celia Aaron. Pet peeve of mine time.. the cover - the sexy hero in the book wears black rimmed plastic glasses but the cover model doesn’t - why not? - do they think we’ll be put off by a hero wearing.. shock horror gasp ‘glasses’.. tisk tisk.
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- Shoe Monger
- 11-11-19
couldn't do it
I tried but just couldn't get past the 3rd chapter. I enjoy Celia Aaron's writing but just couldn't get into this story....and I tried. Maybe con artists aren't my thing....because I like Celia's other work -
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