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Nothing Rhymes with Orange
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The True Meaning of Smekday
- By: Adam Rex
- Narrated by: Bahni Turpin
- Length: 10 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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It all starts with a school essay. Twelve-year-old Gratuity “Tip” Tucci is assigned to write five pages on “The True Meaning of Smekday” for the National Time Capsule contest, and she’s not sure where to begin....
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Funny, exciting, and fun. Mesmerizing narration.
- By Anineemoose on 06-16-13
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The True Meaning of Smekday
- Narrated by: Bahni Turpin
- Length: 10 hrs and 38 mins
- Release date: 04-06-10
- Language: English
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Smek for President!
- By: Adam Rex
- Narrated by: Bahni Turpin
- Length: 5 hrs and 59 mins
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After Tip and J.Lo banished the Gorg from Earth in a scheme involving the cloning of many, many cats, the pair is notorious - but not for their heroics....
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Too complicated... I think.
- By Samuel on 11-05-18
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Smek for President!
- Narrated by: Bahni Turpin
- Length: 5 hrs and 59 mins
- Release date: 02-10-15
- Language: English
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The Story of Gumluck the Wizard, Book One
- By: Adam Rex
- Narrated by: Christina Moore
- Length: 1 hr and 6 mins
- Unabridged
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This is a story about magic, if you like that kind of thing. It is also a story about a ghost with amnesia, an unpopular fairy, an ungrateful town, and a wise and helpful raven (who happens to be a pretty good storyteller). But mostly, it is about a friendly little wizard....
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The Story of Gumluck the Wizard, Book One
- Narrated by: Christina Moore
- Series: The Story of Gumluck the Wizard, Book 1
- Length: 1 hr and 6 mins
- Release date: 09-26-23
- Language: English
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Cold Cereal
- By: Adam Rex
- Narrated by: Oliver Wyman
- Length: 9 hrs and 31 mins
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Not a significant source of vampires. May contain nuts. Daily values based on individual interest. Reader's estimation of value may be higher or lower, depending on your tolerance for this sort of thing....
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Amazing Story
- By D.P. on 04-15-18
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Cold Cereal
- Narrated by: Oliver Wyman
- Length: 9 hrs and 31 mins
- Release date: 02-07-12
- Language: English
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The Story of Gumluck and the Dragon's Eggs
- By: Adam Rex
- Narrated by: Christina Moore
- Length: 1 hr and 17 mins
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This book is full of yawns. And not just your average yawns, either—there are seafaring yawns, giant yawns, miniature yawns, royal yawns, and even yawns with fire coming out of them.
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The Story of Gumluck and the Dragon's Eggs
- Narrated by: Christina Moore
- Series: The Story of Gumluck the Wizard, Book 2
- Length: 1 hr and 17 mins
- Release date: 09-10-24
- Language: English
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Fat Vampire
- A Never Coming of Age Story
- By: Adam Rex
- Narrated by: Kirby Heyborne
- Length: 8 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
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Doug Lee is undead quite by accident... attacked by a desperate vampire, he finds himself cursed with being fat and 15 forever....
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I had to give up...
- By Westly on 05-08-12
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Fat Vampire
- A Never Coming of Age Story
- Narrated by: Kirby Heyborne
- Length: 8 hrs and 25 mins
- Release date: 09-09-10
- Language: English
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Frankenstein Makes a Sandwich
- By: Adam Rex
- Narrated by: L. J. Ganser
- Length: 25 mins
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Frankenstein Makes a Sandwich is a collection of uproarious poems about everyoneâ¿¿s favorite spooky monsters....
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Great book
- By Melandbobby on 10-06-17
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Frankenstein Makes a Sandwich
- Narrated by: L. J. Ganser
- Length: 25 mins
- Release date: 03-10-08
- Language: English
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A Little Like Waking
- By: Adam Rex
- Narrated by: Jess Nahikian, J.D. Jackson
- Length: 8 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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Zelda is stuck in a dream, a very strange dream where people can fly, bears sneeze money, and her childhood cat, Patches, is somehow alive—despite being run over years ago. Things only get stranger when Zelda meets Langston....
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A Little Like Waking
- Narrated by: Jess Nahikian, J.D. Jackson
- Length: 8 hrs and 44 mins
- Release date: 08-01-23
- Language: English
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Nothing Rhymes with Orange
- Narrated by: AuthorAYCL Narrator
- Length: 2 mins
- Release date: 12-12-24
- Language: English
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Frankenstein Takes the Cake
- By: Adam Rex
- Narrated by: L. J. Ganser
- Length: 28 mins
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Adam Rex, author of critically acclaimed Frankenstein Makes a Sandwich, brings back Frankenstein - and the monster is getting married....
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Frankenstein Takes the Cake
- Narrated by: L. J. Ganser
- Length: 28 mins
- Release date: 11-13-08
- Language: English
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The Story of Gumluck and the Heroes
- Gumluck the Wizard, Book 3
- By: Adam Rex
- Length: 3 hrs
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The story of Gumluck continues! From New York Times bestselling author Adam Rex, this acclaimed, laugh-out-loud series is perfect for young fans of magic, wizardry, and the special alchemy of friendship.
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The Story of Gumluck and the Heroes
- Gumluck the Wizard, Book 3
- Series: The Story of Gumluck the Wizard, Book 3
- Length: 3 hrs
- Release date: 04-29-25
- Language: English
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