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Banker's Holiday
- A Novel of Fiscal Irregularity
- By: Gary Clemenceau
- Narrated by: Boyd Barrett
- Length: 11 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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From the first puzzling sentence, Banker's Holiday—a euphemism for a federal bank closure—conjures the bleak and humorous world of Cincinnatus Stillman Fuller, a billionaire financier who suffers a breakdown in the middle of a Monday morning staff meeting.
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Just Awesome
- By Anonymous User on 06-09-25
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Banker's Holiday
- A Novel of Fiscal Irregularity
- Narrated by: Boyd Barrett
- Length: 11 hrs and 31 mins
- Release date: 04-18-25
- Language: English
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The TAO of Da-da: Or, "Strong Winds CAN Blow All Day Depending on How Much Sugar Has Been Ingested"
- By: Gary Clemenceau
- Narrated by: Boyd Barrett
- Length: 1 hr and 45 mins
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The TAO of Da-da is what happens when a sleep-deprived (male) parent starts misremembering excerpts of The Tao de Ching while high-speed toddlers crash and burn and scream into walls and furniture and innocent bystanders, with you just standing there....
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The TAO of Da-da: Or, "Strong Winds CAN Blow All Day Depending on How Much Sugar Has Been Ingested"
- Narrated by: Boyd Barrett
- Length: 1 hr and 45 mins
- Release date: 06-09-25
- Language: English
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The TORPOMETRONOMICON
- 10 Years of AcmeVaporware Miscommunications
- By: Gary Clemenceau
- Narrated by: Sam Bradley
- Length: 3 hrs and 31 mins
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A tech-humor cult mainstay for over 30 years, this wayback AcmeVaporware compilation is arguably the weirdest and funniest tech-parody snapshot-of-an-era ever written. Author Gary Clemenceau is a seer and mad hatter of the first order.
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Random words to try and make things sound smart
- By Tsara Vandercross on 06-02-25
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The TORPOMETRONOMICON
- 10 Years of AcmeVaporware Miscommunications
- Narrated by: Sam Bradley
- Length: 3 hrs and 31 mins
- Release date: 05-05-25
- Language: English
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