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Magical Makeover: Paranormal Women's Fiction
- Mystical Midlife in Maine, Book 1
- By: Brenda Trim
- Narrated by: Regan Brown
- Length: 5 hrs and 26 mins
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One day, I'm married, living in the triangle, and working as a head nurse at one of the country's best hospitals. The next, I've shed a 175 pounds of idiot and find myself encountering ghosts, dragons, and pixies while taking care of a sick patient. Losing my sanity didn't seem like the worst thing to happen since I moved back home with my mom and nana.
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not grabbing me
- By Melanie Soto on 08-07-21
- Magical Makeover: Paranormal Women's Fiction
- Mystical Midlife in Maine, Book 1
- By: Brenda Trim
- Narrated by: Regan Brown
Unlikable protagonist
Reviewed: 08-19-21
I found myself rolling my eyes multiple times throughout this book. I’m assuming the author is a very young woman or a man, because she’s leaning way too hard on cliches and nasty middle age jokes she’s clearly heard second hand.
The main character regularly TELLS us about her scientific mind but we rarely see it in action. She constantly complains about her children and even considers having a stranger “scare them straight” even though in the text both children appear perfectly well behaved, respectful, and compassionate.
And don’t get me started on her nursing experience. I genuinely wonder if the author has ever even met a nurse in her life. No woman and no nurse needs to be told why an elderly dying woman insists on using the actual bathroom while she’s able, rather than the bedpans.
The narrator Regan Brown was fantastic. I will definitely listen to her again.
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Occultist: Saga Online #1
- A LitRPG series
- By: Oliver Mayes
- Narrated by: Adam Sims
- Length: 15 hrs and 28 mins
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In a desperate move Damien throws himself into the Streamer Contest of Saga Online, the latest fantasy VR-MMORPG. Winning will provide the funds for his mom’s surgery. Yet early betrayal and a close run in with a vampire almost ruin his attempt before he even begins. Stuck at the bottom of a dungeon with no gear, no allies and little hope, Damien must embrace the undiscovered Occultist class, master control of his new demon companions and take the contest by storm. His plan is simple enough. Topple the most famous player in Saga Online.
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I took a rare blind leap on this one...
- By Christopher on 02-23-19
- Occultist: Saga Online #1
- A LitRPG series
- By: Oliver Mayes
- Narrated by: Adam Sims
Meh. Boys are so dull and predictable
Reviewed: 01-28-21
Yup. Yet another spoilt entitled dudebro with zero respect for the woman who keeps him in food, clothes, and shelter. Too lazy to get a job and zero thanks for everything handed to him on a silver man-platter. If it’s all Mum’s fault you suck, maybe it’s time to get a job and move out.
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Return to Dyatlov Pass
- By: J.H. Moncrieff
- Narrated by: Marlin May
- Length: 6 hrs and 59 mins
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In 1959, nine Russian students set off on a skiing expedition in the Ural Mountains. Their mutilated bodies were discovered weeks later. Nearly 60 years later, podcast host Nat McPherson ventures into the same mountains with her team, determined to finally solve the mystery of the Dyatlov Pass incident. Her plans are thwarted on the first night, when two trackers from her group are brutally slaughtered. The team’s guide, a superstitious man from a neighboring village, blames the killings on yetis, but no one believes him.
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Great story, but...
- By Christina on 01-12-20
- Return to Dyatlov Pass
- By: J.H. Moncrieff
- Narrated by: Marlin May
Russian and German are not the same language
Reviewed: 11-02-20
First of all, Dyatlov Pass is one of my favourite unsolved mysteries and I enjoy all the theories. I also love a good cryptic story, so I was sure I would enjoy this book. But I didn’t for several reasons.
1. Though Russian and German may have a slightly similar accent to an untrained ear, they are not the same language. What ever google translate or other free translating app the author used for the smattering of “Russian” spat out German as well and she clearly didn’t care enough to double check.
2. Are you telling me that a professional journalist who travels the world, trained for 6 months to trek the Pass but didn’t learn even a little Russian? Да, нет, пожалуйста, Спасибо? Typical American to assume that the Russian would know English, so why be polite and make the effort...
3. Also a professional female journalist, didn’t recognise the massive red flags coming from the man gaslighting, trolling, and stalking her?
4. And finally, I had no issue with Andrew being gay, but you know he can just be gay, you don’t need to tell us every time his character is in frame. Give him a love interest (thus showing us rather than telling) or just bring it up if it’s needed, there’s no need for the main character, Nat, to think it every time she sees him. It’s as if his being gay is the only thing she knows about him, which to be fair isn’t shocking considering how vapid and self involved she is.
I wasn’t expecting Shakespeare or anything here, but I expected more from an author who’s been compared to Stephen King and Gillian Flynn. This could have been a fun, if slightly out there thriller. But instead it was just annoying, ignorant, and stupid.
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Eat Sh*t Kenny Daniels
- By: Susanna Wolff, Kerry McGuire, Zach Broussard
- Narrated by: Alicia Silverstone, and a full cast
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After down-on-her-luck and deeply in denial Katy Perry (no, not that Katy Perry) gets fired from her job as a blogger, she sets her sights on a new path to guaranteed fame and fortune: podcasts.
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Annoying
- By Kindle Customer on 09-09-20
- Eat Sh*t Kenny Daniels
- By: Susanna Wolff, Kerry McGuire, Zach Broussard
- Narrated by: Alicia Silverstone, and a full cast
Fantastic!
Reviewed: 09-09-20
I genuinely enjoyed this podcast series. Lots of twists, a fun narrator ( main character), and some laugh out loud moments that drew attention during my commute.
Highly recommend!
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Classic Goosebumps: The Scarecrow Walks at Midnight
- By: R. L. Stine
- Narrated by: Lexy Fridell
- Length: 2 hrs and 52 mins
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Jodie loves visiting her grandparents' farm. Okay, so it's not the most exciting place in the world. Still, Grandpa tells great scary stories. And Grandma's chocolate chip cookies are the best. But this summer the farm has really changed. The cornfields are sparse. Grandma and Grandpa seem worn out. And the single scarecrow has been replaced by twelve evil-looking ones. Then one night Jodie sees something really odd. The scarecrows seem to be moving. Twitching on their stakes. Coming alive...
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funny 😁 😂 but good other ways too
- By Paul Mitchell on 01-22-24
- Classic Goosebumps: The Scarecrow Walks at Midnight
- By: R. L. Stine
- Narrated by: Lexy Fridell
Ending very unsatisfying
Reviewed: 04-18-20
The villain of this book just walks away and everyone behaves as though threatening old people and kids is no big deal. I feel like we needed a chapter before the end where we deal with what they did and possibly have some kind of comeuppance before everything just goes back to normal.
It just left me feeling kind of icky and annoyed.
Lexus did a fantastic job though.
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Ghost Camera
- By: Darcy Coates
- Narrated by: Maren McGuire
- Length: 2 hrs and 10 mins
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A small number of cameras have the ability to capture ghosts on film. This gift comes at a steep price; the ghosts are resentful and hungry, and the cameras offer them a rare chance to reach their favourite prey... humans. Jenine doesn't know any of this when she finds an abandoned Polaroid camera in a lighthouse. At first she assumes the ghostly shapes in the photos are a glitch or a prank - but then the spirits begin to hunt her down, and she's forced into a deadly race to free herself from the camera's curse.
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Good story read by a 10 year old
- By stlblue1 on 04-19-15
- Ghost Camera
- By: Darcy Coates
- Narrated by: Maren McGuire
Okay I guess
Reviewed: 04-16-19
This story was interesting with some solid ideas but the main character was very passive and the dialogue reads like the author has never had a real conversation with another person and has never had a female friend.
The narrator did her best.
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Murder on the Rocks
- Gray Whale Inn Mysteries, Book 1
- By: Karen MacInerney
- Narrated by: Talmadge Ragan
- Length: 8 hrs and 15 mins
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Trading in Texas heat for Maine's tangy salt air, Natalie Barnes risked it all to buy the Gray Whale Inn, a quaint bed and breakfast on Cranberry Island. She adores whipping up buttery muffins and other rich breakfast treats for her guests until Bernard Katz checks in. The overbearing land developer plans to build a resort next door where an endangered colony of black-chinned terns is nesting. Worried about the birds, the inevitable transformation of the sleepy fishing community, and her livelihood, Natalie takes a public stand against the project.
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Great cozy read
- By Nana on 08-17-15
- Murder on the Rocks
- Gray Whale Inn Mysteries, Book 1
- By: Karen MacInerney
- Narrated by: Talmadge Ragan
Couldn't finish
Reviewed: 04-29-17
The story seems okay but the narrator has no expression in her voice. It may as well have been read by my computer text to voice.
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Whiskey Rebellion
- By: Liliana Hart
- Narrated by: Connie Ventress
- Length: 7 hrs and 10 mins
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My name is Addison Holmes, and I teach history at James Madison High School in Whiskey Bayou, Georgia. You might be under the assumption that my life went to the dogs when my fiancé left me at the altar for the home economics teacher, or when I got notice that my apartment building was going to be condemned, or even when I was desperate enough to strip to my unmentionables to earn some extra cash. The truth is that I'm pretty much used to disasters following me around on a daily basis.
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Great start to a promising series
- By K. April Holgate on 04-12-14
- Whiskey Rebellion
- By: Liliana Hart
- Narrated by: Connie Ventress
Bad narrator!
Reviewed: 01-27-15
Since I'm unable to return this book for a refund I will leave a bad review to warn other readers. In all fairness the book itself might be okay and I may pick it up and read it myself at a later day if i find it on a bargain shelf but due to terrible narration I wasn't even able to finish it.
I understand the the story was set in the south and ordinarily wouldn't have had a problem with a southern accent but this woman was putting it on thick like she was reading Cat on a Hot Tin Roof. There was NO emotion and emphasis was slapped in all the wrong places making me wonder if she even understood what it was she was reading.
If you're interested in this story grab the actual book don't bother with the audiobook.
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Revival
- By: Stephen King
- Narrated by: David Morse
- Length: 13 hrs and 23 mins
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In a small New England town, in the early '60s, a shadow falls over a small boy playing with his toy soldiers. Jamie Morton looks up to see a striking man, the new minister. Charles Jacobs, along with his beautiful wife, will transform the local church. Then tragedy strikes the Jacobs family, the preacher curses God, mocking all religious belief, and is banished from the shocked town. Jamie has demons of his own. In his mid-30s, he is living a nomadic lifestyle of bar-band rock and roll. Addicted to heroin, stranded, desperate, he sees Jacobs again....
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WOW! Just WOW
- By Reader Girl on 11-24-14
- Revival
- By: Stephen King
- Narrated by: David Morse
WOW! Just WOW
Reviewed: 11-24-14
It's been a while since Stephen King wrote a book that really grabbed me but this blew me away! A tight, well crafted story that feels almost like a a true bow of respect to the greats who came before: Lovecraft, Matheson, & even Burroughs.
Both entertaining, endearing, and existential, Revival touched on the big questions that plague us all regarding religion, life, and what it is that makes a person who they are and who they become. I could talk all day about what it is that made this book so enjoyable and worthy but it's impossible to do so without spoilers and this is one of those books you need to come at with a clean slate.
Awesome read, well worth the credit and the time.
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Time of Death
- Book 1: Induction (A Zombie Novel)
- By: Shana Festa
- Narrated by: Sarah Tancer
- Length: 6 hrs and 43 mins
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In a few short days, 37-year-old Emma Rossi's hard work will finally pay off. She will don her cap and gown and graduate with a degree in nursing, but not before she loses her first patient and is confronted with a new reality. In Cape Coral, Florida, a storm approaches. The dead are coming back to life. And they're hungry.
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Another perspective to a genre that many of us....
- By Midwestbonsai on 08-06-14
- Time of Death
- Book 1: Induction (A Zombie Novel)
- By: Shana Festa
- Narrated by: Sarah Tancer
Awesome & Powerful Zombie Read!
Reviewed: 09-02-14
When I started listening to this book I had my doubts that it was going to be a memorable zombie novel. I mean it starts like something Janet Evanovich (when she was good) might have written. I was enjoying the characters and the back stories and the funny nurse stories BUT what does any of that have to do with zombies or horror??
Oh My God was I wrong. When everything went to hell - I cared - a lot. At one point I had to sit down, with my hands over my mouth at the sheer horror of it. The tone of the story and the voice of the narrator made for a very real woman in a very real world overrun by flesh eating zombies.
This story was scary, funny, at times endearing, and at times so disturbing I had to stop what I was doing and just listen with my head in my hands.
Wonderful!
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