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The Butcher's Masquerade
- Dungeon Crawler Carl, Book 5
- By: Matt Dinniman
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays
- Length: 23 hrs and 33 mins
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A lush jungle teeming with danger. Savage dinosaurs seeking blood. A fallen princess intent on vengeance. A mysterious, end-of-floor celebration for the top crawlers, dubbed “The Butcher’s Masquerade”. The sixth floor. The Hunting Grounds. As the remaining crawlers battle for their lives, a new, terrible threat looms. Outside, tourists are finally allowed to enter the game, and they are here and ready to hunt. Among them is Vrah, a famed and veteran hunter, intent on collecting the biggest trophy of her career.
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Perhaps the best plotted SF series ever written
- By Ed Pegg Jr on 05-26-22
- The Butcher's Masquerade
- Dungeon Crawler Carl, Book 5
- By: Matt Dinniman
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays
SAMANTHAAA
Reviewed: 02-15-25
loved every part of the book. nothing is better than dungeon crawler carl and a cup of tea!
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Lord of Eternal Night
- Darkmourn Universe, Book 1
- By: Ben Alderson
- Narrated by: Shaun Grindell
- Length: 7 hrs and 23 mins
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Marius's life has no meaning; not since he was cursed into the twisted, bloodthirsty creature of night. For years the witches have waited for their salvation, a way to return the magic that was sacrificed when the curse was first cast. Jak, a boy born with power that the witches have not seen in a century, is their prophesied savior. The one who is to kill the creature, break the curse and restore magic to his coven. Sent to the creature's castle as the final Claim, Jak must get close enough to land the final blow. It is what he has trained all his life to accomplish.
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Just meh
- By CG on 12-14-23
- Lord of Eternal Night
- Darkmourn Universe, Book 1
- By: Ben Alderson
- Narrated by: Shaun Grindell
heck yeah
Reviewed: 03-06-24
gay, so very gay. please write a sequel if you haven't already. perhaps make that one gay, too.
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The Titan's Curse
- Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Book 3
- By: Rick Riordan
- Narrated by: Jesse Bernstein
- Length: 8 hrs and 48 mins
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When Percy Jackson receives an urgent distress call from his friend Grover, he immediately prepares for battle. He knows he'll need his powerful demigod allies, Annabeth and Thalia, at his side; his trusty bronze sword, Riptide; and...a ride from his mom.
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Percy's not just for kids
- By Craig H. on 05-16-11
- The Titan's Curse
- Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Book 3
- By: Rick Riordan
- Narrated by: Jesse Bernstein
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Reviewed: 11-20-23
excellent yes yes very good amaze pls make even more books much happy good yay
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Project Hail Mary
- By: Andy Weir
- Narrated by: Ray Porter
- Length: 16 hrs and 10 mins
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Ryland Grace is the sole survivor on a desperate, last-chance mission - and if he fails, humanity and the Earth itself will perish. Except that right now, he doesn't know that. He can't even remember his own name, let alone the nature of his assignment or how to complete it. All he knows is that he's been asleep for a very, very long time. And he's just been awakened to find himself millions of miles from home, with nothing but two corpses for company.
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Bazinga
- By Davidgonzalezsr on 05-04-21
- Project Hail Mary
- By: Andy Weir
- Narrated by: Ray Porter
Hehe "me burgers"
Reviewed: 04-30-23
I honestly disagree completely with anyone who gave this book a bad review. It is so good, with the sound effects, the humor, and the really wholesome ending. I was super sad when it ended, because I just wanted to keep reading it. I loved the "me burgers" and thought they were hilarious, and I would totally eat one. I gave a paper copy of the book to one of my teachers, and he actually wrote me a letter saying that he loved the book. I even have this patch with the Hail Mary on it, but I'm not sure what to put it on yet. Another thing I love is how Rocky speaks, it sounds really cool. I really hope you make a second book for this series, maybe about Rylan finding about an asteroid going to hit earth or something. anyway, the book is super amazing and I love it.
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He Who Fights with Monsters: A LitRPG Adventure
- He Who Fights with Monsters, Book 1
- By: Shirtaloon, Travis Deverell
- Narrated by: Heath Miller
- Length: 28 hrs and 56 mins
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It’s not easy making the career jump from office-supplies-store middle manager to heroic interdimensional adventurer. At least, Jason tries to be heroic, but it's hard to be good when all your powers are evil. He’ll face off against cannibals, cultists, wizards, monsters...and that’s just on the first day. He’s going to need courage, he’s going to need wit, and he’s going to need some magic powers of his own. But first, he’s going to need pants.
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Great!
- By tb3 on 03-10-21
- He Who Fights with Monsters: A LitRPG Adventure
- He Who Fights with Monsters, Book 1
- By: Shirtaloon, Travis Deverell
- Narrated by: Heath Miller
amaze
Reviewed: 03-27-23
this is literally my favorite book and I completely disagree with anyone who thinks it's bad
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The Fowl Twins, Book One
- By: Eoin Colfer
- Narrated by: Nathaniel Parker
- Length: 8 hrs and 55 mins
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One week after their 11th birthday, the Fowl twins - scientist Myles, and Beckett, the force of nature - are left in the care of house security (NANNI) for a single night. In that time they befriend a troll who has clawed his way through the earth's crust to the surface. Unfortunately for the troll, he is being chased by a nefarious nobleman and an interrogating nun, who both need the magical creature for their own gain, as well as a fairy-in-training who has been assigned to protect him. The boys and their new troll best friend escape and go on the run.
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A Cute Story for Kids (And Longtime AF Fans)
- By Jacqueline Zantow on 12-18-19
- The Fowl Twins, Book One
- By: Eoin Colfer
- Narrated by: Nathaniel Parker
best book ever
Reviewed: 12-07-22
this book is Hella awesome I have read it over 20 times how can it be this awesome
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Deny All Charges
- Artemis Fowl: The Fowl Twins, Book 2
- By: Eoin Colfer
- Narrated by: Nathaniel Parker
- Length: 8 hrs and 6 mins
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Artemis' little brothers Myles and Beckett borrow the Fowl jet without permission, and it ends up as a fireball over Florida. The twins plus their fairy minder, the pixie-elf hybrid Lazuli Heitz, are lucky to escape with their lives. The Fowl parents and fairy police force decide that enough is enough and the twins are placed under house arrest. But Myles has questions like: Who was tracking the Fowl jet? Why would someone want to blow them out of the sky? What is the bigger picture?
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Loved it!!!!!!!!!!!!😀😂😍
- By Andrew J. Whealy on 07-26-21
- Deny All Charges
- Artemis Fowl: The Fowl Twins, Book 2
- By: Eoin Colfer
- Narrated by: Nathaniel Parker
:)
Reviewed: 11-09-22
LOVED IT. narrarater was great. so was everything else. Listened to it many times
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