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Ugh. The dreaded mid-series narrator-change strikes again

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5 out of 5 stars
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1 out of 5 stars
Story
5 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 06-12-22

Excellent books. A large, complex, beautiful world, fully formed, interesting characters. Very well told, and delightfully cohesive, without GRR Martin’s malicious arrogance, and obvious contempt for his readers. This is all going so well. Hey! I know!!! Let’s change narrators!!! The new guy should be someone who has two, maybe three character voices, all male, and can’t remember which accent a character was using in the last sentence!!! Yes, that’s exactly what we should do!!! Oh, and he should definitely pronounce names, place-names, and all other words differently each time!!! WHY DOES AUDIBLE DO THIS!?!?!? AAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!

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Becomes steadily unlistenable

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3 out of 5 stars
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1 out of 5 stars
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5 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 08-05-21

Quite possibly one of the top three worst narrators I’ve ever heard on Audible. Probably a good story. Gonna have to just buy the book.

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Just can’t get past the horrid narrator

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2 out of 5 stars
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1 out of 5 stars
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4 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 04-23-21

This might or might not be a good book. It’s impossible to tell, due to the utterly dismal narration. Buy it and read it instead.

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Why!?!?

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3 out of 5 stars
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1 out of 5 stars
Story
4 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 12-09-18

This could be a really good book...I’m going to have to read it, though. The bumbling, braying, mush-mouthed performance, which has come to be Ralph Cosham’s signature, makes any story, no matter how good, utterly unlistenable.

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Delightfully informative...

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5 out of 5 stars
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5 out of 5 stars
Story
5 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 05-29-18

The closest thing to an honest look at the fall of France, that I’ve come across. Definitely recommend it!

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Simplistic drivel

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1 out of 5 stars
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1 out of 5 stars
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1 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 03-15-18

If you’re a pre junior-high illiterate, who doesn’t mind being blatantly patronized, this book is for you.

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Save your money, and buy the actual book.

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3 out of 5 stars
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1 out of 5 stars
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3 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 09-05-17

I've listened to thousands of hours of Audiobooks. While I've come to be rather inured to the occasional horrible narration, I couldn't get past the first hour of this story. I mean seriously. Doesn't anyone vet these guys, or can just anyone off the street come in and somehow slur through his teeth and his nose, at the same time?

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For those who would know

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5 out of 5 stars
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5 out of 5 stars
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5 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 01-31-17

An interesting, of not un-biased, account of the unrest, suffering, and pain of inter-war Europe.

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If there was an option to give the performance negative stars, I would do it.

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3 out of 5 stars
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1 out of 5 stars
Story
3 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 02-05-16

The narrator should be chained to a wall, kept awake for weeks on end, and forced to listen to his narration until he cracks, and collapses into a blubbering heap of broken humanity. Seriously. Where do they find these "performers"? Do they just walk down the street, choosing people at random? Christ...nothing like wasting your money on a decent book, rendered unlistenable by an utterly incompetent narrator. Do yourself a favor, read the book.

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Might be a good read.

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3 out of 5 stars
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1 out of 5 stars
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3 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 12-06-15

The narrator's condescending, bored, uninspired performance utterly destroys any possibility of enjoying this story. The tone the narrator sets, is one of an indifferent teacher, reading a despised story, to a roomful of imbeciles. Seriously, if the narrator's internal monologue is in any way similar to his performance in this story, he'd best be put on suicide watch.

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