
10 Kilos Till Christmas: A Mean Gods Short Story
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Narrated by:
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Steve White
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By:
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George Saoulidis
About this listen
Gula chats with a girl who's obsessed with her body image. It's about a guy, and being too hard on herself.
A Mean Gods short story.
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Parental guidance/trigger warnings: body image issues, more so appropriate for those who are older due to some language and sexual undertones.
*I received this copy for free in an email. Not sure if I need to write this or not, so here it is.*
Food porn...
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Felt like I was missing something
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Narration was excellent.
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Good one
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A quick short interesting story
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I LOVED IT!
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Food Porn
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As for narration, I'm not a fan of Steve White's narration but usually find him bearable. This time, when the story doesn't captivate, it makes the narration more difficult to endure.
This story was given to me for free at my request and I provided this review voluntarily.
Didn't do much for me
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