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A record of a Zombie’s rant about the trials and tribulations of his life as a dis-respected member of the undead.
A Chat Before Dinner is a 2,600 word darkly-humorous short story.
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You Need a Bigger Sword
- A Gamelit Fantasy RPG Novel
- By: Natalie Grey, Michael Anderle
- Narrated by: Andrea Emmes
- Length: 8 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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Enter the world of Metamorphosis Online, a fully immersive video game where players compete for spots in the Global Top 10 - ranks that actually pay you to play the game. Gracie doesn't play the game to make money...at first. Broke, single, and working a crappy job as a blackjack dealer, Gracie's just blowing off steam and having fun. Can playing a new type of immersive game help her overcome real-life issues, or will it cause more problems?
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- By Kindle Customer on 02-08-20
By: Natalie Grey, and others
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Crash and Burn
- By: Artie Lange, Anthony Bozza
- Narrated by: Sean Runnette
- Length: 10 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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At a high point in his career, Artie Lange performed a sold-out show in Carnegie Hall-and he did it with a pocketful of heroin. In the midst of a deep, self-destructive depression, addicted to heroin, cocaine, and prescription drugs, he lashed out at everyone around him-from his cohosts on The Howard Stern Show to celebrity guests and even his longtime friends. Then came his legendary meltdown on-air, with 6 million people listening, after which Lange pulled himself together enough to go to a buddy's bachelor party in Amsterdam.
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[Narrator Fail] Comic Genius+Depression+Drugs=Mess
- By Hilary on 11-07-13
By: Artie Lange, and others
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Breaking Bailey
- By: Anonymous
- Narrated by: Amanda Dolan
- Length: 8 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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Bailey welcomes a fresh start at the prestigious boarding school, Prescott Academy, far away from the painful memories of her mother's death and the unendurable happiness of her father and his new wife. She expects rigorous coursework and long hours of studying - what she doesn't expect is to be inducted into the Science Club, a group of wealthy and intelligent students who run a business cooking up drugs in their spare time. Suddenly, Bailey has everything she's ever wanted, including a sweet and handsome boyfriend named Warren, the brainy lead chemist in the Club.
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Too cliché and is very unrealistic
- By Kim on 01-25-21
By: Anonymous
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Game Changer
- By: Neal Shusterman
- Narrated by: Andrew Eiden, Jennifer Jill Araya
- Length: 10 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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An explosive new novel by the author of the National Book Award-winning Challenger Deep and the New York Times best-selling Arc of a Scythe series, about the limited ways we see our world - and how a jolt out of the ordinary can upend the universe.
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mind expanding questions are asked and explored.
- By Klokfixr on 02-11-21
By: Neal Shusterman
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TextAppeal for Guys!
- The Ultimate Texting Guide
- By: Michael Masters
- Narrated by: R.C. Bray
- Length: 2 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
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I promise you this, if you read this book and apply it's principles, you will have so much more success with women. Imagine, all of the cash you are leaving on the table by not understanding how to get what you want! Imagine, all of those dates, with so many hot girls that you didn't go on simply because you couldn't text right! Seriously, texting incorrectly can crush your chances with women permanently. I can't tell you how many women have vented to me their frustrations at what you are doing.
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Surprising
- By Fulltime Vagabond on 02-27-13
By: Michael Masters
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The Love Study
- The Love Study, Book 1
- By: Kris Ripper
- Narrated by: Pete Cross
- Length: 8 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Declan has commitment issues. He’s been an office temp for literally years now, and his friends delight in telling people that he left his last boyfriend at the altar. And that’s all true. But he’s starting to think that maybe it’s time to start working on his issues. When Declan meets Sidney - a popular nonbinary YouTuber with an advice show - an opportunity presents itself: as part of The Love Study, Declan will go on a series of dates arranged by Sidney and report back on how the date went in the next episode. The dates are…sort of blah.
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This book was like a hug
- By Outlaw on 09-30-20
By: Kris Ripper
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For Young Men Only
- A Guys Guide to the Alien Gender
- By: Jeff Feldhahn, Eric Rice
- Narrated by: Kelly Ryan Dolan
- Length: 3 hrs and 42 mins
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Based on a national survey of hundreds of teenage girls, Jeff Feldhahn and Eric Rice give young men insight into the hearts and minds of teen girls while opening the way to healthier relationships between guys and girls, both now and in their future.
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A must read for every young man
- By Jens W. Skov on 12-11-19
By: Jeff Feldhahn, and others
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Reincarnated as the Last of My Kind: Volume 1
- By: Kiri Komori
- Narrated by: Cassandra Morris, Graham Halstead
- Length: 8 hrs and 19 mins
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A bicycle crashes into me one night, and the next thing I know, I’m a baby? Getting reincarnated in another world populated by humans, demi-humans, and mythical beasts is certainly not the turn I thought my life was going to take. I especially didn’t expect to be carried off by a wolf and given into the care of a one-armed former knight. Now, I’m trying to repay him by rebuilding the family inn and healing his arm with alchemy.
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A great start to a new story
- By Austin Verm on 10-02-21
By: Kiri Komori
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Pack's Promise
- ARC Shifters Series, Book 1
- By: Julie Trettel
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel, Carly Robins
- Length: 6 hrs and 26 mins
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Karis Begay is the only surviving heir to the Begay wolves of the Alaskan Pack. Someday she will take her place as Pack Mother, which is a lifelong burden she has always carried with pride. It kept her isolated from others and hesitant to let anyone close to her. As she enters her freshman year at Archibald Reynolds College, no one knows who she is or who she is destined to become. It's a chance at a fresh start, and just maybe...the beginning of something new.
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Boring 😴
- By KJG on 08-03-20
By: Julie Trettel