A Little Blood and Dancing
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Jenny Pudavick
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Tyler Parker
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It’s a tale as old as time: doomed romance, bloody revenge, fast food, and the voice of God. Welcome to Tyler Parker’s Oklahoma, and one of the most anticipated debut novels of the year from one of our best, funniest new writers.
Check out Sylvia Table: he drives a seafoam-green 1968 Ranchero, owns a badass sword, and is one dead uncle away from an inheritance that should set him and the love of his life, Lady Sixkiller, on the road to easy living and the family she’s always wanted. Sure, he may not be cut out for any kind of conventional job, but as long as Lady can hold things down as a waitress until rich old Methuselah shuffles off this mortal coil, what’s the big deal? Yes, things are looking good for Sylvia Table, aka Big Noise, aka Grandest Poobah, aka Big Quiche.
But uncles don’t always die on schedule, maternal clocks keep ticking with increasing urgency, doing crimes beats working for a living, and the past refuses to stay buried. In this case, the past takes the form of Priscilla Blackwood, a woman locked in an eternal one-sided conversation with Jesus Christ Himself, and dead set on enacting vengeance for the murder of her father, which she witnessed as a little girl. Whether Table knows it or not, he’s on a collision course with an avenging angel who believes she’s got the Lord on her side.
Combining the linguistic punch of Elmore Leonard, the living landscapes of Cormac McCarthy, and the comic soul of Charles Portis, A Little Blood and Dancing announces Tyler Parker as one of our most extraordinary new voices.
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“Broke my heart and hurt my stomach. And I laughed the whole time. Can't stop thinking about it.”
—E.R. Fightmaster, Grey's Anatomy, Shrill
"The hardest task in literature is writing a truly funny book that makes you feel something, not just from the characters and what they do and say, but also from the sentences and how they feel new and full of energy. Only the most ambitious writers even try to do this and it's remarkable and even edifying to see a writer like Tyler Parker do it all with such style." —Jay Caspian Kang, author of The Dead Do Not Improve and The Loneliest Americans, staff writer at The New Yorker
“For as long as I can remember, I've been a hopeless book addict. A good book is one of life’s special pleasures. Tyler Parker has gone and written a great book and I will never forgive him for enabling my addiction.” —Jason Concepcion, writer, host of X-Ray Vision
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Alice's journey begins as all good journeys do: hitting on the sales guy at REI. After a tumultuous breakup, a quick career transition, family upheaval, and a sobriety journey that didn't fix her life quite as much as she expected it to, Alice decides that the only way to solve all her problems is to hike the Pacific Crest Trail. But as she begins preparing for the months-long quest, she realizes the answers she's seeking might not be on top of a snow-covered mountain. Especially since she just learned there was snow in California.
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Chuck full of laughs to lift anyone's spirits.
- By Laura Boogaert on 09-22-24
By: Ginny Hogan
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I Can't Make This Up
- Life Lessons
- By: Neil Strauss - contributor, Kevin Hart
- Narrated by: Kevin Hart
- Length: 11 hrs and 15 mins
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Superstar comedian and Hollywood box-office star Kevin Hart turns his immense talent to the written word by writing some words. Some of those words include: the, a, for, above, and even even. Put them together and you have the funniest, most heartfelt, and most inspirational memoir on survival, success, and the importance of believing in yourself since Old Yeller.
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Best Audiobook I Ever Listened To
- By Sam Clear on 07-13-17
By: Neil Strauss - contributor, and others
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The Perfect Find
- By: Tia Williams
- Narrated by: Wesleigh Siobhan
- Length: 11 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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Jenna Jones, former It-girl fashion editor, is broke and desperate for a second chance. When she’s dumped by her longtime fiancé and fired from Darling magazine, she begs for a job from her old arch nemesis, Darcy Vale. The beyond-bitchy publisher of StyleZine.com, Darcy agrees to hire her rival - only because her fashion site needs a jolt from Jenna’s old school cred. But Jenna soon realizes she’s in over her head.
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A-FREAKING-MAZING!!!
- By Bernadette on 05-30-21
By: Tia Williams
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American Psycho
- By: Bret Easton Ellis
- Narrated by: Pablo Schreiber
- Length: 16 hrs and 29 mins
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Patrick Bateman moves among the young and trendy in 1980s Manhattan. Young, handsome, and well educated, Bateman earns his fortune on Wall Street by day while spending his nights in ways we cannot begin to fathom. Expressing his true self through torture and murder, Bateman prefigures an apocalyptic horror that no society could bear to confront.
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Fanntastic book but maybe not for everyone....
- By So Fain on 03-27-11
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CRAY
- By: Darrell Hammond, Elizabeth Stein
- Narrated by: Darrell Hammond
- Length: 1 hr and 10 mins
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He is one of the longest-running cast members on Saturday Night Live, an American comedy genius renowned for his spot-on sendups of politicians and celebrities. But off-stage, Darrell Hammond’s life was anything but a joke. In CRAY, a special audio performance captured live onstage at Audible’s Minetta Lane Theatre, Hammond brings to life his acclaimed memoir, God, If You're Not Up There, I'm F*cked: Tales of Stand-Up, Saturday Night Live and Other Mind-Altering Mayhem.
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Thanks for sharing
- By Nickisnotgary on 09-06-24
By: Darrell Hammond, and others
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Breakfast of Champions
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: John Malkovich
- Length: 6 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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Breakfast of Champions (1973) provides frantic, scattershot satire and a collage of Vonnegut's obsessions. His recurring cast of characters and American landscape was perhaps the most controversial of his canon; it was felt by many at the time to be a disappointing successor to Slaughterhouse-Five, which had made Vonnegut's literary reputation.
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Kurt Was Right to Grade This a C
- By Dubi on 01-10-16
By: Kurt Vonnegut
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Heads Will Roll
- By: Kate McKinnon, Emily Lynne
- Narrated by: Kate McKinnon, Emily Lynne, Tim Gunn, and others
- Length: 4 hrs and 6 mins
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Heads Will Roll is an Audible Original from Saturday Night Live star Kate McKinnon and her cocreator/costar (and real-life sister) Emily Lynne. Produced by Broadway Video, this is not an audiobook - it’s a 10-episode, star-studded audio comedy that features performances from Meryl Streep, Tim Gunn, Peter Dinklage, Queer Eye’s Fab Five, and so many more. Please note: This content is not for kids.
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More like this please
- By Anon893 on 05-03-19
By: Kate McKinnon, and others
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Napoleon's Hemorrhoids…And Other Small Events That Changed History
- By: Phil Mason
- Narrated by: LJ Ganser
- Length: 8 hrs and 13 mins
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Hilarious, fascinating, and a roller coaster of dizzying, historical what-ifs, Napoleon's Hemorrhoids is a potpourri for serious historians and casual history buffs. In one of Phil Mason's many revelations, you'll learn that Communist jets were two minutes away from opening fire on American planes during the Cuban missile crisis, when they had to turn back as they were running out of fuel. You'll discover that before the Battle of Waterloo, Napoleon's painful hemorrhoids prevented him from mounting his horse to survey the battlefield.
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They just throw the facts too fast
- By Concerned_llama on 12-11-20
By: Phil Mason
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- Michael Herman
- 07-15-24
Wild times of depravity and masculinity
I enjoyed the readers presentation of a meandering tale of a fool who's life is a series of poor decisions.
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- Jennifer Marrero
- 12-05-23
Well done - but a bit too untethered for my taste.
Well written with extraordinarily developed characters. Strong sense of voice. But a bit too adventitious for my liking, especially with a depressing and sanctimonious for me. But I’m not a great fan of Cormac McCarthy either…
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- Zachary Bechtle
- 12-09-23
Tedious
The bones of a good book are there. Written in a distinctive voice and captures what feels like an authentic, if hyper specific, slice of culture. But there is very little narrative propulsion - almost nothing happens other than the passing of time. And I found the main characters mostly insufferable, which detracted severely from any emotional payoff. The dialogue tete-a-tete was very grating, at least to me (lost track of how many times I rolled my eyes after a line of dialogue). At one point, Table says "my sarcasm is amazing" and that's a pretty emblematic of why I didn't like this book (it was not in fact, amazing). Theres another point where two characters say "Move" "No" back and forth for over a minute. With that said, the conclusion begins as a revenge climax and pivots interestingly toward generational trauma and leaves the reader in a thoughtful place. I wish this was the focus of the book. Curious what this author does next, just hope he remembers that we don't have to like all the characters, but it helps not to loathe them all too
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- Bryan Ziefle
- 01-23-24
Wildly unlikeable characters
This author definitely has talent. His imagery was fantastic. And maybe this was on purpose, but wow I couldn't get behind one character in this story. So unlikeable.
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- Apocalyptic-Bob
- 11-26-23
Quite the Book
I picked up the book based on a blurb on the title page comparing the author to Cormack McCarthy and Elmore Leonard. I don't know if the comparisons are apt, but they aren't inappropriate. I was quite, quite pleased by the writing.
I've told just about every person I have spoken with this week to read this by book. It's darn fine writing, the characters are interesting, and I regularly found myself laughing.
Only nitpick I have is that the writer doesn't trust us to track who is speaking, so we wound up with "_____ said" constantly, which I found grating. Or maybe it is stylistic and meant to cause a hypnotic effect, who knows. Anyway, it's a nothing complaint, this book really didn't disappoint and I loved every minute of it. Props to the recording artist as well, she nailed it.
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- Jordan
- 05-25-24
i would have preferred this book had been read by the author
the author should have been allowed to read his own book, but it was a great read/listen.
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