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Michael Gallagher
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An all-new Minecraft warrior adventure series for young listeners from bestselling author Cube Kid!
A Noob's Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior brings the familiar narrative and characters of the illustrated novel series to a brand-new Minecraft format aimed at young listeners.
This story follows Runt, a villager who longs to be a warrior. He isn’t interested in carrot culture, and he definitely isn’t interested in selling them in trade. When Runt decides to leave his home in hopes of fulfilling his lifelong dream, he meets Blurp—a zombie who longs of being a human. The unlikely pair form a bond and set out on adventures to prove themselves to everyone…or at least try!
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- Amazon Customer
- 04-29-24
I liked how runt accepted that zombo guy
I loved da doggy he so cute
Also, Me like how da zombie wanna be villager
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- Trkmec
- 07-26-23
Really good!
Ok the not so good is the price it's expensive for a book under an hour normally I would not pay that much for a book. However it's a good story with wonderful narration and I have other books by this author they do not disappoint fun for the family.
But its way too short.
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