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Narrated by:
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Michael Gallagher
About this listen
An all-new Minecraft warrior adventure series for young listeners from bestselling author Cube Kid!
A Noob's Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior brings the familiar narrative and characters of the illustrated novel series to a brand-new Minecraft format aimed at young listeners.
This story follows Runt, a villager who longs to be a warrior. He isn’t interested in carrot culture, and he definitely isn’t interested in selling them in trade. When Runt decides to leave his home in hopes of fulfilling his lifelong dream, he meets Blurp—a zombie who longs of being a human. The unlikely pair form a bond and set out on adventures to prove themselves to everyone…or at least try!
©2023 Cube Kid, Pirate Sourcil, Tanya Gold (P)2023 Simon & Schuster AudioListeners also enjoyed...
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Also, Me like how da zombie wanna be villager
I liked how runt accepted that zombo guy
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But its way too short.
Really good!
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