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Kill the Farm Boy
Featured Article: 50+ Star Wars Quotes to Awaken the Force Within You
A long time ago, in an audiobook far, far away...some of the best Star Wars quotes of all time were born. As Master Yoda might say: Hard-pressed to find a cinematic universe with more dedicated followers than Star Wars you will be. The library of Star Wars content gives endless opportunities to learn anything you want to know about the franchise’s ever-expanding galaxy. These are the best and most memorable quotes from our favorite Star Wars audiobooks.
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Mine
- By: Delilah S. Dawson
- Narrated by: Sophie Amoss
- Length: 6 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 33
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 28
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 28
A twisty, terrifying ghost story, Mine is about 12-year-old Lily, her creepy new home in Florida, and the territorial ghost of the young girl who lived there before her....
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4 out of 5 stars
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Fun Listen!
- By Aries_83 on 09-12-22
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Mine
- Narrated by: Sophie Amoss
- Length: 6 hrs and 19 mins
- Release date: 08-10-21
- Language: English
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Minecraft: Mob Squad: Never Say Nether
- An Official Minecraft Novel (Minecraft)
- By: Delilah S. Dawson
- Narrated by: Michael Crouch, Jessica Almasy, Barrett Leddy, and others
- Length: 8 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 52
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 41
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Story5 out of 5 stars 40
When the fourth member of the Mob Squad vanishes in the night, along with most of the town’s potions, Cornucopia’s elders think they’re dealing with a runaway thief. But Tok wouldn’t just leave without saying anything. And there’s no way he’s a potion thief....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Excellent book
- By Brian Kimbrell on 03-18-22
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Minecraft: Mob Squad: Never Say Nether
- An Official Minecraft Novel (Minecraft)
- Narrated by: Michael Crouch, Jessica Almasy, Barrett Leddy, Keylor Leigh, Jamie K. Brown
- Series: Minecraft: Mob Squad, Book 2
- Length: 8 hrs and 25 mins
- Release date: 03-01-22
- Language: English
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Guillotine
- By: Delilah S. Dawson
- Narrated by: Elisabeth Ashby
- Length: 5 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 17
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 17
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 17
Dez Lane doesn't want to date Patrick Ruskin; she just wants to meet his mother, the editor-in-chief of Nouveau magazine. When he invites her to his family's big Easter reunion at their ancestral home, she's certain she can put up with his arrogance.
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4 out of 5 stars
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SO FUN AND SURPRISINGLY GORY
- By Bradley on 09-27-24
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Guillotine
- Narrated by: Elisabeth Ashby
- Length: 5 hrs and 4 mins
- Release date: 09-10-24
- Language: English
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Three Slices
- By: Kevin Hearne, Delilah S. Dawson, Chuck Wendig
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels, Alex Wyndham, Julia Whelan
- Length: 6 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 2,227
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 2,017
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Story4 out of 5 stars 2,017
After an old friend is murdered in retaliation for his mercenary strikes against the oldest vampires in the world, Atticus O'Sullivan must solicit the aid of another old friend....
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4 out of 5 stars
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Pretty good, but with reservations
- By Cliff on 05-11-15
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Three Slices
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels, Alex Wyndham, Julia Whelan
- Series: Iron Druid Chronicles, Book 7.5
- Length: 6 hrs and 7 mins
- Release date: 05-05-15
- Language: English
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Star Wars: Inquisitor: Rise of the Red Blade
- By: Delilah S. Dawson
- Narrated by: Kristen Sieh
- Length: 12 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 690
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 618
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 618
When the Jedi Order falls, an Inquisitor Rises....
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5 out of 5 stars
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FINALLY! A GREAT NEW STAR WARS BOOK!!
- By AaronSaint81 on 07-21-23
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Star Wars: Inquisitor: Rise of the Red Blade
- Narrated by: Kristen Sieh
- Series: Star Wars, Book 21
- Length: 12 hrs and 58 mins
- Release date: 07-18-23
- Language: English
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Bloom
- By: Delilah S. Dawson
- Narrated by: Sarah Beth Pfeifer
- Length: 6 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 25
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Performance3.5 out of 5 stars 25
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Story4 out of 5 stars 25
A sweet sapphic romance takes a deadly dark turn in this sharp-as-a-knife novella with the slow build menace of Angela Carter's The Bloody Chamber—from a New York Times-bestselling author hailed by Chuck Wendig as "a storyteller working at the top of her class."
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5 out of 5 stars
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Actually Disturbing
- By Amazon Customer on 05-22-24
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Bloom
- Narrated by: Sarah Beth Pfeifer
- Length: 6 hrs and 39 mins
- Release date: 03-26-24
- Language: English
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Minecraft: Mob Squad: Don't Fear the Creeper
- An Official Minecraft Novel
- By: Delilah S. Dawson
- Narrated by: Emily Shaffer, Jamie K. Brown, Michael Crouch, and others
- Length: 7 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 61
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 54
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Story5 out of 5 stars 54
The Mob Squad must outwit a mysterious new enemy as they journey across the Overworld of Minecraft in this official novel....
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5 out of 5 stars
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hi
- By Sarah Markey on 09-10-23
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Minecraft: Mob Squad: Don't Fear the Creeper
- An Official Minecraft Novel
- Narrated by: Emily Shaffer, Jamie K. Brown, Michael Crouch, Barrett Leddy, Keylor Leigh, Arthur Morey
- Series: Minecraft: Mob Squad, Book 3
- Length: 7 hrs and 44 mins
- Release date: 11-01-22
- Language: English
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Phasma: Star Wars
- Journey to Star Wars: The Last Jedi
- By: Delilah S. Dawson
- Narrated by: January LaVoy
- Length: 12 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 5,582
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 5,173
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 5,162
Discover Captain Phasma's mysterious history in this Journey to Star Wars: The Last Jedi novel....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Very dark, very different, very good.
- By Jason Adams on 09-13-17
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Phasma: Star Wars
- Journey to Star Wars: The Last Jedi
- Narrated by: January LaVoy
- Series: Star Wars: The Last Jedi, Star Wars, Book 52
- Length: 12 hrs and 15 mins
- Release date: 09-01-17
- Language: English
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Minecraft: Mob Squad
- By: Delilah S. Dawson
- Narrated by: Jessica Almasy, Keylor Leigh, Barrett Leddy, and others
- Length: 8 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 79
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 67
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Story5 out of 5 stars 67
The village of Cornucopia is practically perfect in every way. Plenty of food, cozy homes, and a huge wall to keep everyone safe from the scary world outside. What more could a kid possibly need? Well, a lot, actually....
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5 out of 5 stars
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I totally love Minecraft books But Delilah is OP
- By Chicken gamer of Doom (call me CG please.) on 01-21-22
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Minecraft: Mob Squad
- Narrated by: Jessica Almasy, Keylor Leigh, Barrett Leddy, Michael Crouch
- Series: Minecraft: Mob Squad, Book 1
- Length: 8 hrs and 59 mins
- Release date: 09-28-21
- Language: English
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No Country for Old Gnomes
- The Tales of Pell, Book 2
- By: Kevin Hearne, Delilah S. Dawson
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels
- Length: 14 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 947
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 862
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 857
It takes only one halfling bomb, and Offi Numminen’s world is turned upside-down - or downside-up, really, since he lives in a hole in the ground. His goth cardigans and aggressive melancholy set him apart from the other gnomes, as does his decision to fight back....
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1 out of 5 stars
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Painfully bad.
- By Brian on 05-22-19
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No Country for Old Gnomes
- The Tales of Pell, Book 2
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels
- Series: The Tales of Pell, Book 2
- Length: 14 hrs and 7 mins
- Release date: 04-16-19
- Language: English
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Mirrorverse: Pure of Heart
- By: Delilah Dawson
- Narrated by: Abigail Reno
- Length: 6 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 9
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 8
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Story5 out of 5 stars 8
Step into Disney Mirrorverse, where mirrored reflections of iconic characters are amplified and evolved, becoming battle-ready Guardians that must unite to defeat a powerful evil that threatens their home worlds....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Enjoyed it greatly
- By TheBingDaddy on 11-29-23
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Mirrorverse: Pure of Heart
- Narrated by: Abigail Reno
- Length: 6 hrs and 49 mins
- Release date: 07-04-23
- Language: English
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Galaxy's Edge: Black Spire (Star Wars)
- By: Delilah S. Dawson
- Narrated by: January LaVoy
- Length: 12 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 2,072
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 1,913
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 1,907
After devastating losses at the hands of the First Order, General Leia Organa has dispatched her agents across the galaxy in search of allies, sanctuary, and firepower - and her top spy, Vi Moradi, may have just found all three, on a secluded world at the galaxy’s edge....
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5 out of 5 stars
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While you wait for December's movie!
- By Mario A. Escamilla on 09-08-19
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Galaxy's Edge: Black Spire (Star Wars)
- Narrated by: January LaVoy
- Series: Star Wars, Book 58
- Length: 12 hrs and 57 mins
- Release date: 08-27-19
- Language: English
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Camp Scare
- By: Delilah S. Dawson
- Narrated by: Cassandra Morris
- Length: 7 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 19
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 18
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 18
Parker Nelson can’t wait for summer camp. She’ll have fun and make amazing memories, far away from the bullies who made seventh grade unbearable. But then something terrible happens: The mean girl who made life a living nightmare is in Parker’s cabin....
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5 out of 5 stars
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outstanding
- By Anonymous User on 10-06-24
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Camp Scare
- Narrated by: Cassandra Morris
- Length: 7 hrs and 27 mins
- Release date: 08-02-22
- Language: English
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The Perfect Weapon
- Journey to Star Wars: The Force Awakens
- By: Delilah S. Dawson
- Narrated by: January LaVoy
- Length: 1 hr and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 1,913
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 1,780
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Story4 out of 5 stars 1,780
There are plenty of mercenaries, spies, and guns for hire in the galaxy. But probably none as dangerous and determined as Bazine Netal. A master of disguise—and lethal with a blade, a blaster, or bare handed—she learned from the best....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Great short story
- By J. Moore on 12-02-15
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The Perfect Weapon
- Journey to Star Wars: The Force Awakens
- Narrated by: January LaVoy
- Series: Star Wars, Book 54
- Length: 1 hr and 57 mins
- Release date: 11-24-15
- Language: English
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Midnight at the Houdini
- By: Delilah S. Dawson
- Narrated by: Saskia Maarleveld
- Length: 9 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 20
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 20
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 19
A girl discovers a surreal hotel where no one ever leaves. When the clock strikes midnight, she'll be trapped there forever unless she's able to break free from magic that in turn breaks all her rules....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Sweet, magical, and delightfully suspenseful
- By Amelia on 09-14-23
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Midnight at the Houdini
- Narrated by: Saskia Maarleveld
- Length: 9 hrs and 20 mins
- Release date: 09-05-23
- Language: English
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Kill the Farm Boy
- The Tales of Pell Series, Book 1
- By: Kevin Hearne, Delilah S. Dawson
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels
- Length: 12 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 2,510
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 2,318
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Story4 out of 5 stars 2,314
A plucky farm boy will find more than he's bargained for on his quest to awaken the sleeping princess in her cursed tower. First there's the Dark Lord, who wishes for the boy's untimely death...and also very fine cheese....
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2 out of 5 stars
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Disappointing
- By Bruce D. Parker on 07-18-18
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Kill the Farm Boy
- The Tales of Pell Series, Book 1
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels
- Series: The Tales of Pell, Book 1
- Length: 12 hrs and 38 mins
- Release date: 07-17-18
- Language: English
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The Violence
- A Novel
- By: Delilah S. Dawson
- Narrated by: Hillary Huber
- Length: 18 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 425
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 390
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 390
They call it The Violence: a strange epidemic that causes the infected to experience sudden bursts of animalistic rage, with no provocation and no memory of their crimes. While it tears the nation apart, one woman sees something unlikely in the chaos—an opportunity....
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5 out of 5 stars
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Loved e every minute of this book!
- By Keith Boyd on 03-15-22
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The Violence
- A Novel
- Narrated by: Hillary Huber
- Length: 18 hrs and 22 mins
- Release date: 02-01-22
- Language: English
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The Princess Beard
- The Tales of Pell, Book 3
- By: Kevin Hearne, Delilah S. Dawson
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels
- Length: 13 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 611
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 548
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 545
This princess can shave herself! The hilarious best-selling authors of Kill the Farm Boy and No Country for Old Gnomes are back with a new adventure in the irreverent world of Pell....
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3 out of 5 stars
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Disappointed
- By Patrick S. on 12-28-19
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The Princess Beard
- The Tales of Pell, Book 3
- Narrated by: Luke Daniels
- Series: The Tales of Pell, Book 3
- Length: 13 hrs and 11 mins
- Release date: 10-08-19
- Language: English
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It Will Only Hurt for a Moment
- A Novel
- By: Delilah S. Dawson
- Narrated by: Carlotta Brentan
- Length: 13 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 7
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 7
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Story5 out of 5 stars 7
Sarah Carpenter is starting over. She’s on the run—leaving behind her unsupportive, narcissistic ex-boyfriend and alcoholic, abusive mother—and headed for a new beginning at Tranquil Falls, a secluded artists’ colony on the grounds of a closed hotel.
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5 out of 5 stars
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an elegantly twisted story
- By Laura Tripp on 10-26-24
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It Will Only Hurt for a Moment
- A Novel
- Narrated by: Carlotta Brentan
- Length: 13 hrs and 19 mins
- Release date: 10-22-24
- Language: English
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Ride or Die
- By: Delilah S. Dawson
- Length: 6 hrs
- Unabridged
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A sleepover at an amusement park turns into a night of terror in this scary middle school story from the New York Times bestselling author of Mine and Camp Scare.
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Ride or Die
- Length: 6 hrs
- Release date: 08-05-25
- Language: English
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