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Michael Jamin
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Michael Jamin
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In his debut collection of personal essays, Emmy-nominated screenwriter Michael Jamin (King of the Hill, Just Shoot Me, Beavis and Butt-Head, Wilfred, Maron, Rules of Engagement, Tacoma FD) recounts the true stories of a sensitive, anxious man searching for the things that are most important: identity, love, forgiveness, and redemption.
A cross between David Sedaris and Neil Simon, Michael discovers his unlikeliest moments of growth: he fakes his way onto a college-football team to experience a moment of grace; gets caught lying during a Hollywood power meeting; takes advantage of the pandemic lockdown to repair his relationship with his daughters, breaks up with a woman because she can’t stop saying “just kidding.”
Audaciously funny yet achingly poignant, A Paper Orchestra will have you rethinking the smallest, almost forgotten moments of your life.
©2024 Michael Jamin (P)2024 Michael JaminCritic reviews
“Fantastic… It’s multi-timbral. It runs all levels of the pyramid at the same time. His knockout punches are stinging sincerity.”—John Mayer
"Those who appreciate the power of simple stories to tell us about human nature… or who are bewitched by a storyteller who has mastered his craft, will find a delightful collection of vignettes.… A lovely anthology that strikes a perfect balance between humor and poignancy.”—Kirkus Reviews
“Keen, hilarious and sometimes heartbreaking insights from an astute and twisted observer of everyday life.”—Steven Levitan, co-creator, Modern Family; creator, Just Shoot Me
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- Karen M. Burchetta
- 02-18-24
Honest and SO funny!
I loved every story! I loved that Michael was so honest and his humor was self deprecating. I listened to it often in my car. People driving by me must have thought I was crazy because I frequently was laughing out loud! I highly recommend this touching, funny book.
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- Alice Curley
- 02-29-24
An Exceptional Audiobook
I usually enjoy books more than audiobooks, but A Paper Orchestra is the exception. I read the book first & loved it, but then I listened to it, I discovered new layers to the stories. The authenticity will surprise you & move you. It’s not an author just reading & it’s more than a beautiful performance, It’s what honesty sounds like. Give it a listen.
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- Author RuthAnn Hogue
- 05-17-24
Unexpected and Fun
A Paper Orchestra serves up an enjoyable performance, as read by author Michael Jamin. His experience as a TV sitcom writer comes through in the form of mad storytelling skills. It's as effortless as if Michael and the listener are chilling over lunch or swapping tales at a cocktail party. After watching him on social media for a while, I expected it to be light and fun--and for the most part, it is. What surprised me was the frequent use of literatary devices and the creative figurative language confirming that Michael is not limited to writing dialogue for Beavis and Butt-Head punctuated with nose picking. Yup. Michael can definitely write with style. And he knows when to show empathy. When to make fun of himself and when to be vulnerable. His vocal performance was also on point. Great job, Cynthia. You directed him well.
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- William Haddon
- 02-25-25
Very personal, Very touching.
The stories are carefully woven together. There is humor expertly sprinkled in. There is raw emotion exposed bravely. And there is a pervasive sense of vulnerability that ties it all together. Great work Micheal Jamin.
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- john Coleman
- 02-20-24
a great laugh
the short stories were filled with clever jokes and thoughtful insights. I would recommend this as a all time favorite!
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- JRainey
- 02-27-24
Captivating!
A collection of personal essays, “A Paper Orchestra” is a fun, witty and, ultimately, deep reflection of one man’s personal journeys through life, loves and self-discovery. It’s his stories, but I felt a lot of my own reflected in them. I highly recommend it!
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- Mike Addeo
- 04-20-24
Perfect as an Audiobook
I have never thought of reading a collection of personal essays. When i bought the book, i did only because i follow him on TikTok and was like hey, i should support his work. I absolutely loved this book, his style, his humor, his message. A lot of it hit home, The behind the scenes at the end was a nice bonus and happy to hear there is a volume 2 in the works
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- Amazon Customer
- 03-01-24
So Powerful!
Every story is impactful. Michael performs his essays with raw emotion. I laughed and cried, and felt so many emotions in between. I recommend this audiobook to everyone.
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- juan
- 03-26-24
Fun, entertaining, enthralling call it what you will.
What a great fun book and awesome listen. I don’t think I’ve ever listened to another book and thought “aw it’s over.” It truly left me wanting more. Even the “behind the scenes” end on this audio book was entertaining. I hope he included an audio cd with the behind the scenes commentary in the paper book. It was that good. Listening to his approach to writing this book brought it all together wonderfully.
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- Alyssa
- 03-15-24
I laughed, I cried, I might even have snorted!
I ordered the book, but I couldn't wait for it to get here, so I've been listening to the audio book.
Guys, you have to get the audio book!
These stories are incredible on their own, but hearing Michael tell them is a whole new experience. The humor, the sarcasm, the pain and heartbreak are so potent that I found myself on an emotional roller-coaster snickering, scoffing, crying, and laughing out loud again before the tears could dry. It's so well-written. It reminds me of everything I love about the craft of telling a great story and how powerful they can be when we have the courage to share them with others.
I found Michael's Facebook page after looking at a few writing webinars. I hate my soul-sucking desk job, and I've been trying to revive the creative passion that I had before life was just a cycle of working and changing diapers. I've watched nearly a dozen "professionals" promise to give life-changing instruction just to waste an hour sitting through an infomercial for an overpriced online course. Michael uses his years of real experience as a professional writer to guide with brilliant and often blunt advice. He provides a generous amount of free content, and after watching a few of his webinars and experiencing the quality material he shares in 45 minutes, I have no doubt his paid course is more than worth it.
But more than the advice and the much needed laugh (and cry), I'm so thankful for how Michael has inspired me to embrace my creativity, dig deep to find the stories that only I can tell, and be brave enough to share them with the world.
Geez, this was long! We'll call it the first of many books to come.
Thank you, Michael!
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