A Pirate's Life for Tea
Tomes & Tea, Book 2
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Jessica Threet
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Rebecca Thorne
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"A skillful narration of this story, especially its humor, makes this a fun and enjoyable performance"—AudioFile on Can't Spell Treason Without Tea
Bookshops & Bonedust meets Our Flag Means Death in this cozy fantasy on the low seas, where lesbian pirates find out if enemies actually can become lovers!
Kianthe and Reyna are on the hunt for dragon eggs to save their hometown—but it requires making a deal with Diarn Arlon, lord of the legendary Nacean River. Simply capture the river pirate Serina, who’s been plaguing Arlon's supply chains, and bring her in for justice. Easy peasy.
Begrudgingly, the couple joins forces with Bobbie, one of Arlon’s constables determined to capture the pirate. Except Bobbie and Serina have a more complicated history than anyone realized, and it might jeopardize everything.
While Kianthe and Reyna watch this relation-shipwreck from afar, it quickly becomes apparent that these disaster lesbians need all the help they can get. Luckily, matchmaking is Reyna’s favorite pastime.
The dragon eggs may have to wait.
A Macmillan Audio production from Bramble Books.
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War between the island states of Kattaka and Mazemoor has left no one unscathed. Meka's nomadic people, the Ba'Suon, were driven from their homeland by the Kattakans. Those who remained were forced to live under the Kattakan yoke, to serve their greed for gold alongside the dragons with whom the Ba'Suon share an empathic connection. A decade later and under a fragile truce, Meka returns home from her exile for an ancient, necessary rite: gathering a king dragon of the Crown Mountains to maintain balance in the wild country.
By: Karin Lowachee
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The Fireborne Blade
- By: Charlotte Bond
- Narrated by: Helen McAlpine
- Length: 4 hrs and 44 mins
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Maddileh is a knight. There aren’t many women in her line of work, and it often feels like the sneering and contempt from her peers is harder to stomach than the actual dragon slaying. But she’s a knight, and made of sterner stuff. A minor infraction forces her to redeem her honor in the most dramatic way possible, she must retrieve the fabled Fireborne Blade from its keeper, legendary dragon the White Lady, or die trying. If history tells us anything, it's that “die trying” is where to wager your coin.
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Awesome
- By Raeosunshine on 11-24-24
By: Charlotte Bond
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Cursed Cocktails
- Tales of Aedrea
- By: S.L. Rowland
- Narrated by: Eric Jason Martin
- Length: 7 hrs and 11 mins
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After 20 years defending the frozen north against some of the most dangerous threats in the nine kingdoms, Rhoren “Bloodbane” has finally earned his retirement. While the blood mage's service to the realm may have ended, burning veins and aching joints remain, and Rhoren soon learns that a warmer climate offers relief from his chronic pain.
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Cozy book to have a cocktail with
- By A Murphy on 10-30-23
By: S.L. Rowland
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Redsight
- By: Meredith Mooring
- Narrated by: Natalie Duke
- Length: 15 hrs and 35 mins
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Korinna has simple priorities: stay on the Navitas, stay out of trouble, and stay alive. She may be a Redseer, a blind priestess with the power to manipulate space-time, but she is the weakest in her Order. Useless and outcast. Or so she has been raised to believe.
By: Meredith Mooring
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A Fellowship of Bakers & Magic
- Adenashire, A Cozy Fantasy Book Series
- By: J. Penner
- Narrated by: Vicki-Jo Eva
- Length: 7 hrs and 27 mins
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In the heart of Adenashire, where elfish enchantments and dwarven delights rule, Arleta Starstone, a human confectionist works twice as hard perfecting her unique blend of baking and apothecary herbs. So when an orc neighbor secretly enters her creations into the prestigious Elven Baking Battle, Arleta faces a dilemma. Being magicless, her participation in the competition could draw more scowls than smiles. And if Arleta wants to prove her talent and establish her culinary reputation, this human will need more than just her pastry craft to sweeten the odds.
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Baking and Books!? What could go wrong?
- By BookDragons on 08-03-24
By: J. Penner
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A Coup of Tea
- Tea Princess Chronicles, Book 1
- By: Casey Blair
- Narrated by: Natalie Naudus
- Length: 11 hrs and 43 mins
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When the fourth princess of Istalam is due to dedicate herself to a path serving the crown, she makes a choice that shocks everyone, herself most of all: She leaves. In hiding and exiled from power, Miyara finds her place running a tea shop in a struggling community that sits on the edge of a magical disaster zone. But there's more brewing under the surface of this city—hidden magic and hidden machinations—that threaten all the people who've helped her make her own way.
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Quiet but capturing...
- By Consumer on 03-29-24
By: Casey Blair
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Inheritance of Scars
- By: Crystal Seitz
- Narrated by: Nina Yndis
- Length: 15 hrs and 22 mins
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Within Tiveden Forest, bloodthirsty monsters known as draugr lurk behind every tree, and secrets run through the soil like twisted roots. When her grandmother vanishes into the forest, Astrid won’t let Crohn’s disease get in the way of finding her. But in searching for her lost loved one, Astrid soon uncovers an even greater mystery: A conflict that’s haunted her village and family for generations. An ancient blood oath her ancestor made to protect them. A deadly draugr imprisoned for centuries…who Astrid accidentally awakens.
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Vampires plus Viking folklore!!
- By Becky's Book Recs on 11-07-24
By: Crystal Seitz
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Not Good for Maidens
- By: Tori Bovalino
- Narrated by: Laura Knight Keating
- Length: 10 hrs and 54 mins
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Beneath the streets of York, the goblin market calls to the Wickett women—the family of witches that tends to its victims. For generations, they have defended the old cobblestone streets with their magic. Knowing the dangers, they never entered the market—until May Wickett fell for a goblin girl, accepted her invitation, and became inextricably tied to the world her family tried to protect her from. The market learned her name, and even when she and her sister left York for Boston to escape it, the goblins remembered.
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Hidden Gem
- By Amazon Customer on 09-23-24
By: Tori Bovalino
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Tropical Storm
- Dar & Kerry Series, Book 1
- By: Melissa Good
- Narrated by: Elisabeth Ashby
- Length: 27 hrs and 21 mins
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Dar Roberts, corporate raider for a multi-national tech company, is cold, practical, and merciless. She does her job with razor-sharp accuracy. Friends are a luxury she cannot allow herself, and love is something she knows she'll never attain. Kerry Stuart left Michigan for Florida in an attempt to get away from her domineering politician father and the constraints of the overly conservative life her family forced upon her. After college she worked her way into supervision at a small tech company, only to have it taken over by Dar Roberts's organization.
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The devil is in the details…
- By Keisha on 10-24-23
By: Melissa Good
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Pirates of Aletharia
- By: Britney Jackson
- Narrated by: Lindsey Dorcus
- Length: 16 hrs and 47 mins
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Emilia Drakon was once the youngest and kindest of the dragon sorcerers, but she's now the last of her kind. Betrayed and angry, she trades her meekness for a sword and embarks on a quest for vengeance that will lead her straight into the arms of the legendary Captain Maria Welles. Captain of the famed pirate ship, the Wicked Fate, Maria is every bit as treacherous and bloodthirsty as they say. She has her own vendetta and practically jumps at the chance to trick Emilia into joining her crew.
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Excellent story and narration.
- By Victoria on 01-25-23
By: Britney Jackson
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The Curse of the Goddess
- The Queen and the Heiress, Book 1
- By: C.C. González
- Narrated by: Ava Flynn
- Length: 18 hrs and 19 mins
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The Oracle foretold that Princess Valda Aither of the Sky Kingdom would discover her mate on her twenty-fifth birthday. They would lock eyes and find each other, as has happened since the dawn of time. Valda desperately wanted to believe the Oracle, but her hopes of finding her soulmate were shattered when she inexplicably lost her vision during her birthday celebration. Needing time to heal and adapt to her new reality, she was assigned an assistant, a young woman named Maris Era, who set her body and mind ablaze.
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Great Sapphic Fantasy!
- By Rabid Reader on 01-10-25
By: C.C. González
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An Adventure Brewing
- A Cozy Fantasy LitRPG
- By: JollyJupiter
- Narrated by: Christian J. Gilliland
- Length: 20 hrs and 19 mins
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Pete is a simple man who enjoys a good drink amongst good friends. Not too much to ask, right? Now, he's trapped in a fantasy world far from home, stuck underground and inside the body of a smelly dwarf with fantastic facial hair. The worst part? The swill that the dwarves are falling all over themselves to drink. It's flat, it's watery, and it has the alcohol content of a rancid coconut. Can Pete save the dwarves from their own sour fate, or will he be forever doomed to plink his pickaxe away in hopes that he hits the motherlode?
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Glorious beards!
- By Willis Burns on 10-05-23
By: JollyJupiter
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The Honey Witch
- By: Sydney J. Shields
- Narrated by: Mia Hutchinson Shaw
- Length: 13 hrs and 1 min
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Twenty-one-year-old Marigold Claude has always preferred the company of the spirits of the meadow to any of the suitors who’ve tried to woo her. So when her grandmother whisks her away to the family cottage on the tiny Isle of Innisfree with an offer to train her as the next Honey Witch, she accepts immediately. But her newfound magic and independence come with a price: No one can fall in love with the Honey Witch. When Lottie Burke, a notoriously grumpy skeptic who doesn’t believe in magic, shows up on her doorstep, Marigold can’t resist the challenge to prove to her that magic is real.
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Cutesy Romantasy
- By Julia sutton on 08-06-24
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- Mz.Garcia13
- 12-05-24
Loved the ending!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
I just loved the 1st book about all the world building; magical creatures; mages; pirates; adventure & so much more!!! After hearing the 1st I immediately purchased both physical copies to keep as trophies! Such a cozy & cute read!
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- Lei
- 11-26-24
Beyond Obsessed
I can’t praise this book enough, it is so captivating and adorable, adventurous, sassy and everything my little pansexual pirates heart has been needing 💙
The person reading has really good infliction and honestly uses the best voices!
I don’t want to spoil anything, so if you’re seeing this before listening to the series, get it, it’s worth it.
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- Jade Safford
- 10-10-24
Just wow 10/10
The narrators voice and the writing is so perfect that it just ensnared your attention. The dynamic between characters is god send and perfect. My wife and I have listen to this at least 3x already.
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- Briana
- 10-08-24
Solid Sequel!
While I admit I like the first book best (so far at least! Apparently there will be at least four in the series!) this is an excellent sequel that brings in new characters, dilemmas, and of course a plethora of puns!
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- Thuendermans
- 11-10-24
Cozy, fun, and a bit of high adventure.
Overall - super fun, light, cute, and wholesome. Had me vocalizing many times, whether that was laughing or cheering or exclaiming. It's easy to get involved with and care about these characters.
Just to get it out of the way, my ONE complaint is that the (otherwise lovely) narrator has a habit of shouting the chapter titles. "CHAPTER one...." etc.
Otherwise the narration is great. good pacing, recognizable voices, good accents, etc. A great performance.
I am very much enjoying the Cozy RPG/Adventure genre and this is a great example of it.
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- Victoria
- 01-16-25
Fun start to finish
I hadn’t realized there was more to the adventure still to be had when I finished the first so this was a wonderful surprise! Had a lot of fun with our main couple much like the first and really felt their shared frustrations. Really liked learning a bit more of the limitations of Magic as well as the.. magical gambles? XD Who wouldn’t jump at a chance to play pirate? The added extra bits at the end of the book was yet another fun surprise. I also really adore the acting our reader puts into the story. They’re a great combo. ^^
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- Skylar
- 12-09-24
She cooked once again!
I loved it I loved it I loved it. as usual a perfect blend of romance and adventure
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- ET1995
- 12-11-24
A Sweet Read
While I must admit this series isn’t my usual cup of literary tea, it’s a fun and easy read. I came upon it after reading Thorne’s This Gilded Abyss (which was terrific) and had not previously read a “cozy” novel, but I understand the novelty now. Narrator Jessica Threet did a wonderful job. She provided a particularly noteworthy performance of the dastardly pirate captain, who is described as having an accent that couldn’t be ascribed to one place, and Threet masterfully shifts accents mid-sentence, which was quite neat to experience as a listener. The writing itself could use a little extra polishing at some points, but overall I would recommend it to anyone looking for an easily digestible narrative—perfect for a drive or before bed. Looking forward to the additional installations next year!
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- jgames111
- 10-19-24
The day they almost caught the mage and her wife
A fun sequel with pirate in a cozy adventure with our favorite couple. Also a bonus one hour erotic chapter at the end with warning for viewers just in case that not their thing. Honestly prop to the narrator for being talented at everything, including narrating erotic scenes. Prop to the author for making another delightful and fun story.
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- Chris
- 10-03-24
The Last Arlonian Pirate
And it's a heave-ho, hi-ho, comin' down the plains
Stealin' wheat and barley and all the other grains
It's a ho-hey, hi-hey farmers bar yer doors
When ya see the Jolly Roger on Arlon's mighty shores
It's great, if you liked the first one you'll enjoy it.
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