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Tomes & Tea, Book 2
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Jessica Threet
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Rebecca Thorne
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"A skillful narration of this story, especially its humor, makes this a fun and enjoyable performance"—AudioFile on Can't Spell Treason Without Tea
Bookshops & Bonedust meets Our Flag Means Death in this cozy fantasy on the low seas, where lesbian pirates find out if enemies actually can become lovers!
Kianthe and Reyna are on the hunt for dragon eggs to save their hometown—but it requires making a deal with Diarn Arlon, lord of the legendary Nacean River. Simply capture the river pirate Serina, who’s been plaguing Arlon's supply chains, and bring her in for justice. Easy peasy.
Begrudgingly, the couple joins forces with Bobbie, one of Arlon’s constables determined to capture the pirate. Except Bobbie and Serina have a more complicated history than anyone realized, and it might jeopardize everything.
While Kianthe and Reyna watch this relation-shipwreck from afar, it quickly becomes apparent that these disaster lesbians need all the help they can get. Luckily, matchmaking is Reyna’s favorite pastime.
The dragon eggs may have to wait.
A Macmillan Audio production from Bramble Books.
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Now: Alone in a cottage, Lavinia writes to the woman she loved. Fifteen years ago: Middle-aged Lavinia Whateley escapes her hilly Massachusetts town when the townsfolk decide to sacrifice her on Halloween. After almost dying in the woods, she's saved and housed by the stoic and mysterious Asenath Waite, or Azzie. On the coastal outskirts of East Providence, they start to fall in love. However, things change when Azzie, with her secret past and the strange "scars" on the side of her neck, begins to transform into an eldritch creature of the deep.
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Love This!
- By Hallie on 02-24-25
By: Morgan Dante
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Broken Beyond Repair
- A Sapphic Celebrity Ice Queen Romance (A South Downs Romance, Book 1)
- By: Emily Banting
- Narrated by: Angela Dawe
- Length: 8 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Sydney MacKenzie, personal assistant to the rich and famous, is looking forward to a well-earned break to go travelling in her beloved VW camper van, Gertie. That is, until Gertie cries off sick. When her boss calls in a favor, one that will pay Sydney handsomely and put Gertie back on the road, she can’t refuse.
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Sweet, lovely and fun
- By Karen on 07-22-23
By: Emily Banting
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Can't Spell Treason Without Tea (German Edition)
- Honig, Tee und Hochverrat [Honey, Tea and Treason]
- By: Rebecca Thorne, Bettina Ain - translator
- Narrated by: Elena Puszta
- Length: 10 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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Als ein Attentäter Reynas Leben in Gefahr bringt, hat sie genug von ihrem Job als Leibwächterin der Königin. Kurzerhand beschließen sie und ihre Partnerin Kianthe, eine mächtige Magierin, ein Büchercafé mit besonderen Teesorten zu eröffnen. Doch die erhoffte Ruhe bleibt zunächst aus: Sie müssen sich nicht nur in ihrem neuen Leben zurechtfinden, sondern auch herausfinden, was es mit den Drachenangriffen auf sich hat, die ihr neues Zuhause immer wieder heimsuchen.
By: Rebecca Thorne, and others
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The Prince Without Sorrow
- Obsidian Throne, Book 1
- By: Maithree Wijesekara
- Narrated by: Aasiya Shah, Kishore Walker
- Length: 12 hrs and 10 mins
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Prince Ashoka is the youngest son of the tyrannical Emperor Adil Maurya. Considered an outcast by his father for his rejection of the emperor’s brutal onslaught against the witches of the empire, Ashoka longs for change. When the sudden and unexpected death of his father leaves the monarchy in disarray, Ashoka is sent to govern a tumultuous region annexed by Emperor Adil that is terrorized by nature spirits—a task many see as doomed to fail.
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Amazing Characters, Heart Pacing Storyline
- By Jan on 04-13-25
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How to Flirt with a Witch
- By: Tiana Warner
- Narrated by: Adrienne Fleming
- Length: 11 hrs and 43 mins
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Katie’s biggest worry starting university in Vancouver is finding her place in a new city… until she adopts a fluffy kitten that turns out to be cursed. Her misfortune leads her to Natalie, a beautiful “veterinarian” with a secret: she’s a witch whose job is to keep dark magic under control. Turns out, Katie has a rare ability to sense curses. Thrust into a secret coven of witches and deadly magic, she’s determined to use her special ability to help Natalie do her job. Natalie, on the other hand, just wants to keep Katie safe.
By: Tiana Warner
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Brigands & Breadknives
- Legends & Lattes
- By: Travis Baldree
- Narrated by: Travis Baldree
- Length: 8 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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Fern has weathered the stillness and storms of a bookseller’s life for decades, but now, in the face of crippling ennui, transplants herself to the city of Thune to hang out her shingle beside a long-absent friend’s coffee shop. What could be a better pairing? Surely a charming renovation montage will cure what ails her! If only things were so simple… It turns out that fixing your life isn’t a one-time prospect, nor as easy as a change of scenery and a lick of paint.
By: Travis Baldree
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Dragon Queens
- By: Kathleen de Plume
- Narrated by: Gabrielle Baker
- Length: 10 hrs and 17 mins
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With her betrothal imminent, the beautiful Princess Ava has gone missing. Where has she fled to? Why has she gone? And why is the dragon stirring? Enter our hero. Gwen has been hunting wanted criminals for years, collecting bounties to provide for her mother and brother since the death of their father. The promise of an armful of gold for bringing the princess home is too good to ignore. But bringing her home doesn't solve anyone's problems. Gwen still has family to support, and Ava still has a miserable marriage to look forward to.
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Made for the male gaze
- By sam on 05-03-23
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Princess of Dorsa
- The Chronicles of Dorsa, Book 1
- By: Eliza Andrews
- Narrated by: Elizabeth Saydah
- Length: 15 hrs and 34 mins
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Princess Natasia is the eldest child of the Emperor Andreth, ruler of the Four Realms. If she was a boy, she’d be the unquestioned heir to the throne. But as a girl, her main duty in life is to marry someone her father can shape into his successor. Everything changes when an unknown, would-be assassin nearly takes Tasia’s life. Someone wants to destabilize the Empire - but who? Unsure of whom he can trust, the Emperor realizes that his daughter might be his best option for an heir.
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Can’t wait for the next one!
- By jordan on 01-24-19
By: Eliza Andrews
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Forged by Magic
- A Falling for Fables Standalone
- By: Jenna Wolfhart
- Narrated by: Zara Eden, Aiden Snow
- Length: 8 hrs and 21 mins
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Trapped in a tower by the emperor who conquered her homeland, Daella yearns for an escape. But as one of the few half-orcs left in the world, she knows she'll never be free, much less find her own happily ever after. Destiny takes an unexpected turn when the emperor offers her a deal. To earn her freedom, she must journey to the mysterious Isles of Fable and track down wielders of outlawed dragon magic. Eager to seize her chance, Daella agrees. When a brutal storm tosses her ship off course, she washes up on the wrong island—right at the feet of Rivelin, a gruff but handsome elven blacksmith.
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Love the story, but audio performance was not good at all
- By micah delbridge on 01-18-24
By: Jenna Wolfhart
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The Black Bird of Chernobyl
- By: Ann McMan
- Narrated by: Christine Williams
- Length: 8 hrs and 22 mins
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Everything about Lilah Stohler is dark: her clothes, her mood, and her outlook on life and death. That last part is important because Lilah’s father has just retired and left her in charge of Stohler’s Funeral Home. But Abel Stohler knows his daughter’s comfort level rests “downstairs”, so he hires one Sparkle Lee Sink to help Lilah manage the living part of the business of death. Sparkle is everything that Lilah isn’t—an empathetic marketing whiz who is a true people person.
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More stories please!
- By Melissa on 01-01-25
By: Ann McMan
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Unworthy
- The Blacksea Odyssey, Book 1
- By: J.A. Vodvarka
- Narrated by: Paige Reisenfeld
- Length: 12 hrs and 56 mins
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Nyssa Blacksea is eager to silence her doubters. As the only warrior in her guild without magick, she's forced to rely solely on her martial arts mastery, unwavering confidence, and charisma. When given the chance to hunt down a mysterious woman named Quinn and earn the coveted title of Ashcloak, Nyssa seizes the opportunity. Track down a fugitive? An easy task. There's just one problem—Quinn isn't receptive to Nyssa's charms and refuses to go down without a fight. Dangerous secrets swirl around Quinn and a treacherous guild leader, rattling Nyssa's faith in the very system that raised her.
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Read and re-read
- By Elisabeth on 05-06-25
By: J.A. Vodvarka
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The Seep
- By: Chana Porter
- Narrated by: Shakina Nayfack
- Length: 3 hrs and 4 mins
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Trina FastHorse Goldberg-Oneka is a fifty-year-old trans woman whose life is irreversibly altered in the wake of a gentle--but nonetheless world-changing--invasion by an alien entity called The Seep. Through The Seep, everything is connected. Capitalism falls, hierarchies and barriers are broken down; if something can be imagined, it is possible. Trina and her wife, Deeba, live blissfully under The Seep’s utopian influence--until Deeba begins to imagine what it might be like to be reborn as a baby, which will give her the chance at an even better life.
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“This is my pain. Let me have it!”
- By Martin Gibbs on 02-03-20
By: Chana Porter
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House of Crimson Hearts
- Kingdom of Immortal Lovers, Book 1
- By: Ruby Roe
- Narrated by: Allie Rose, Anais Inara Chase
- Length: 13 hrs and 28 mins
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Octavia Beaumont, one of the original three vampires, is determined to run the city. Red, an expert hunter, is hell-bent on getting revenge on the vampire that turned her sister. When deadly trials for the heir of the city begin, Red and Octavia are forced to work together. Octavia wants a crown. Red wants blood. But there's only one first place. To win, they're going to have to trust each other. But teamwork is not easy when their past is filled with betrayal… A betrayal Red can't remember. Someone is lying. Someone has a secret. Everyone has a hidden agenda.
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Not my cup of tea, but I'm sure others would enjoy
- By Fumaric on 01-15-25
By: Ruby Roe
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Loser of the Year
- By: Carrie Byrd
- Narrated by: Krystal Hammond
- Length: 12 hrs and 36 mins
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Mattie Belman's life has gone from dismal to desperate. After the loss of her acting career, her marriage, and her usual optimism, she's back home teaching high school theater. Maybe it'll be a fresh start. St. Rita's arrogant soccer coach Jillian Reed sees Mattie's musical as an outrageous distraction for her champion players. When Jillian declares war, Mattie is far too stubborn to back down. But as Mattie discovers there might be more to Jillian than spectacle, fire, and ego, she gets dangerously close to her iron-willed colleague.
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Loved this!!!
- By keishie23 on 05-04-25
By: Carrie Byrd
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Sweet Home Alabarden Park
- By: TJ O'Shea
- Narrated by: Jen Jayden
- Length: 19 hrs and 22 mins
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Fiona Turner wonders which challenge will be the death of her: the renovation of a massive, crumbling, centuries-old English castle to make it fit for the King and Queen of England, or turning an American into a proper English duchess. As Princess Beryl's lady-in-waiting, Fiona's duties are usually limited to the tedium and tradition of royal functions. However, in preparation to host the king and queen's anniversary party, Princess Beryl has tasked Fiona to spearhead the renovation of a neglected but beautiful estate called Alabarden Park.
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Should have read this one.
- By peter waugaman on 06-25-25
By: TJ O'Shea
Loved the ending!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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Just wow 10/10
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The person reading has really good infliction and honestly uses the best voices!
I don’t want to spoil anything, so if you’re seeing this before listening to the series, get it, it’s worth it.
Beyond Obsessed
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She cooked once again!
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A Sweet Read
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Just to get it out of the way, my ONE complaint is that the (otherwise lovely) narrator has a habit of shouting the chapter titles. "CHAPTER one...." etc.
Otherwise the narration is great. good pacing, recognizable voices, good accents, etc. A great performance.
I am very much enjoying the Cozy RPG/Adventure genre and this is a great example of it.
Cozy, fun, and a bit of high adventure.
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Fun start to finish
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Fun
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Solid Sequel!
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Great story
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