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  • A Pirate's Life for Tea

  • Tomes & Tea, Book 2
  • By: Rebecca Thorne
  • Narrated by: Jessica Threet
  • Length: 13 hrs and 5 mins
  • 4.8 out of 5 stars (28 ratings)

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A Pirate's Life for Tea

By: Rebecca Thorne
Narrated by: Jessica Threet
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"A skillful narration of this story, especially its humor, makes this a fun and enjoyable performance"—AudioFile on Can't Spell Treason Without Tea

Bookshops & Bonedust meets Our Flag Means Death in this cozy fantasy on the low seas, where lesbian pirates find out if enemies actually can become lovers!

Kianthe and Reyna are on the hunt for dragon eggs to save their hometown—but it requires making a deal with Diarn Arlon, lord of the legendary Nacean River. Simply capture the river pirate Serina, who’s been plaguing Arlon's supply chains, and bring her in for justice. Easy peasy.

Begrudgingly, the couple joins forces with Bobbie, one of Arlon’s constables determined to capture the pirate. Except Bobbie and Serina have a more complicated history than anyone realized, and it might jeopardize everything.

While Kianthe and Reyna watch this relation-shipwreck from afar, it quickly becomes apparent that these disaster lesbians need all the help they can get. Luckily, matchmaking is Reyna’s favorite pastime.

The dragon eggs may have to wait.

A Macmillan Audio production from Bramble Books.

©2023 Rebecca Thorne (P)2024 Macmillan Audio
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Just wow 10/10

The narrators voice and the writing is so perfect that it just ensnared your attention. The dynamic between characters is god send and perfect. My wife and I have listen to this at least 3x already.

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Solid Sequel!

While I admit I like the first book best (so far at least! Apparently there will be at least four in the series!) this is an excellent sequel that brings in new characters, dilemmas, and of course a plethora of puns!

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The Last Arlonian Pirate

And it's a heave-ho, hi-ho, comin' down the plains
Stealin' wheat and barley and all the other grains
It's a ho-hey, hi-hey farmers bar yer doors
When ya see the Jolly Roger on Arlon's mighty shores

It's great, if you liked the first one you'll enjoy it.

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The day they almost caught the mage and her wife

A fun sequel with pirate in a cozy adventure with our favorite couple. Also a bonus one hour erotic chapter at the end with warning for viewers just in case that not their thing. Honestly prop to the narrator for being talented at everything, including narrating erotic scenes. Prop to the author for making another delightful and fun story.

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