
A Really Gay Book
A Really Gay Villain Christmas Series, Book 1
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Narrated by:
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Zachary Zaba
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By:
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Zile Elliven
About this listen
The first book in history (probably) in a Christmas series to not be about Christmas!
Apple:
I have the best luck ever, it’s terrible. You want it? It’s yours.
But ask yourself:
Do you like being bored all the time because there are no challenges ever?
Do you like being surrounded by people because no one will ever leave you alone? (Even in the bathroom, you’ll need to invest in some really good locks.)
Do you want to be a virgin for the rest of your life because no one thinks they’re good enough for you?
No? Me either!
Adam:
I have the worst luck ever, It’s terrible. You want it? It’s yours.
You get a lot of scars out of the deal.
The campus darling is annoying.
And beautiful.
And smells like a garden after the rain. He’s the worst.
And he’s a muffin thief.
F**k that guy.
A Really Gay Book is set in the A Really Gay Villain Christmas series. It’s a 30,000-word enemies-to-lovers story with possessiveness, extreme size difference, steamy times, and found family. (What’s a little bit of evil among family, right?)
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- A Kru
- 09-18-24
Quirky World
I really love how quirky this world is. There are people with supernaturally good and bad luck. There are sword fights and "super" villains. Apple and Adam definitely experience some insta-love which I was here for. And I am excited to learn more about the other roommates in the future.
The narrator did a great job giving people different voices and bringing the action to light.
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- Wilsy7501
- 12-14-23
Beyond Fun!
This was such a fun book to listen to! It's full of Insta-Everything, Silliness, Steam, Good-Bad Guys, Good/Bad Luck, and good stalking (it actually is.) Plus Puns... think, Apple and Adam...
Plus, the Narration by Zachary Zaba was on point. He brings the characters and the world to life, infusing thim with all of the things that make this such a fun read.
I highly recommend people read this "for the sake of Pancakes."
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- Ray
- 06-19-23
Fun, cute, easy listen
I love everything I have read so far by Zile and this audiobook is no exception. It's cute, low angst, and just generally a great way to pass the time while cleaning the house.
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- Maplesugar
- 06-13-23
Just a heartwarming story about luck (and bad luck) and love (plus lust) and villains (but not really)
Loved the story, insta-love, size difference, banter and absurd situations are my drug. There’s spice, laughter and the start of great new world building. Can’t wait for the next!
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- LF Reader
- 06-30-23
Easy and enjoyable read
Very hilarious, cute and quick read! I absolutely adore this author and the characters they come up with!
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