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Kelly Jackson
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Yoga has finally come off her high horse to reveal doubters, sufferers, and cynics. This is the story of one woman’s comic misadventures at the ashram from hell.
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Wildly entertaining and laugh out loud
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An unusual retreat
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I give A Texan Goes to Nirvana: Hairy Arm...I mean Hari Ommmmm! five stars. I recommend it for readers who love to read laugh out loud and quirky humor.
I received the audio version of this book from the author. This review is 100% my own honest opinion.
A Texan Goes to Nirvana
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Wendy is a three-time loser at marriage and she’s addicted to the amenities that a financially comfortable life gives her but she’s decided that she wants to be a yoga teacher. That requires being certified, hence her trip to the backwoods of Kentucky so she can tough it out to get the necessary training before moving back home to West Texas. Wendy doesn’t put much stock in what she calls “the cosmic, Sanskrit hooey” that goes along with yoga but, hey, she’s actually pretty good at it so ashram, here she comes…right into the clutches of a bunch of quirky, chanting vegans who have happily taken an exorbitant amount of money from her for the privilege of making her life fairly miserable. As it turns out, Wendy will also get a chance to engage in a bit of FBI shenanigans and discover a few things about herself. Who knew this adventure could be so much fun?
Authors don’t always make the best audio narrators—Stephen King comes to mind despite my devotion to his tales—but Kelly Jackson brings just the right tone to it. In fact, I’d say her vocalizations and comedic skills bring the story to life and I recommend everyone try the audio edition to have a really fun read.
A Yoga Catastrophe
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I was leery when I saw the writer was also the narrator. Sometimes the authors are dull and inexperienced readers. This was not the case here. I was impressed by the number of diocese and the moods and character she gave to each person.
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If you like a fun light story and enjoy a talented voice actor, I recommend this book.
Talented Narration
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I enjoyed the narrator's voice and style through and through. Her voice is pleasant and with personality, good at different characters.
I was hooked in the beginning chapters. I didn't enjoy the parts about love, super techy stuff and FBI because I was hoping for a plausible story with a less predictable ending.
I recommend it for when you want a light reading.
Loved the narration and beginning.
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