
A Zombie Walks Into A Bar
A Collection of Five Science Fiction Short Stories
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- Heather
- 04-16-15
Worth it.
This was a great book. The stories are short enough to keep anyone's attention, they're all of a different subject and a couple of the ends truly surprised me.
Michael David Axtell is one of my favorite narrators.
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- Matt
- 10-31-14
Enjoyable short stories
Would you listen to A Zombie Walks Into A Bar again? Why?
Yes, these are great little short stories.
What did you like best about this story?
Well written and enjoyable. Good performance.
Have you listened to any of Michael David Axtell’s other performances before? How does this one compare?
I have not.
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