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A Chronicles of St Mary's Short Story, Book 9.7
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Zara Ramm
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Jodi Taylor
About this listen
A Chronicles of St Mary's short story that is sure to entertain. If you love Jasper Fforde or Ben Aaronovitch, you won't be able to resist Jodi Taylor.
Here's a question for you. What's the most exciting thing ever found in a fire bucket? And don't say 'fire' because you'll be wrong.
Suppose - just suppose - it was the technology to take a pod to Mars? Yeah, now we're talking!
Every Christmas, for reasons which seem good at the time - especially after an eggnog or two - Max and the others leap into the nearest pod and indulge in their illegal Christmas jump. It's a tradition. This year, however, just to be different, they find themselves part of someone else's illegal Christmas jump. It's time to don a spacesuit and bring your own urine!
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BEST SERIES EVER!!!
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Love this series
Love this authors humor
Love the narrator who brings it all together!
Love this series ♡
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This year’s annual St Mary’s Christmas jump story has again had me laughing. Taylor’s written Christmas Past; Christmas Present; now she’s gone Universal;-). Commander Hay of the Time Police is the one with the headaches in this story where Director Pinkerton “Pinkie” takes some staff members, along with Maxwell and Peterson on the annual St Mary’s illegal Christmas jump - to Mars!?!
Ramm does a good job of narration.
Brava! Recommend.
Christmas Universal ;-)
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Thank you, Jodi!
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This was Absolutely hilarious!!!
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Not Her Best but Still Pretty Good
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It's "Something Completely Different" because it focuses as the primary characters on some characters we've met before, and Our Heroes appear in important, but ultimately, secondary roles while still being completely true to character. It's also not really a "Christmas story" like so many of the shorts are, but trust me, nothing is lost in the process.
Like every other installment of the series, it's a romp. Taylor manages to keep the series fresh every single time.
Another triumph for Jodi Taylor!
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Hilarious and creative
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The narration is, as always, outstanding. Ramm never fails to deliver a solid performance for each of the characters. She reads this series of books like an enthralling storyteller with great expression. Taylor once again delivers all the laughter and fun we've come to expect.
Well worth the read and a must have if you've been reading this series. The author neatly explains that this shprt tale relates to an incident briefly mentioned in another book, but this short read stands on its own.
Still Funny & Highly Entertaining
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St Mary's in space lol
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