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Jodi Taylor
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Audible is delighted to bring you an exclusive, author-read production of The Very First Damned Thing. Hear it here first, months ahead of the EBook publication.
Jodi Taylor reads the long-awaited prequel in her Chronicles of St Mary’s series, as Dr Bairstow struggles to set up St Mary’s as we know it in a world still scarred by the ravages of civil war.
Ever wondered how it all began? It’s two years since the final victory at the Battersea Barricades. The fighting might be finished, but for Dr Bairstow, just now setting up St Mary's, the struggle is only beginning.
How will he assemble his team? From where will his funding come? How can he overcome the massed ranks of the Society for the Protection of Historical Buildings? How do stolen furniture, a practical demonstration at the Stirrup Charge at Waterloo, students’ alcohol-ridden urine, a widowed urban guerrilla, a young man wearing exciting knitwear and four naked security guards all combine to become the St Mary’s of the future?
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- Narrated by: Finlay Robertson
- Length: 12 hrs and 13 mins
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When Jonathon Fairfax accidentally helps a murderer bump off Sarah Morecambe, the secretary of a senior politician, he sets off a chain of events that astonishes him. Jonathon is wrong-footed by even the most everyday things, so he's particularly startled to find himself caught up in a conspiracy that goes right to the heart of government. Teaming up with a suave private investigator, a glamorous granny and the probable love of his life, Jonathon must confront his greatest fears - including talking to girls and balaclava-clad killers - and answer some very difficult questions.
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Great story with LOL moments
- By Bethany on 12-11-20
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The Most Wonderful Time of the Year
- A Christmas Short-Story Collection
- By: Jodi Taylor
- Narrated by: Zara Ramm, Lucy Price-Lewis
- Length: 11 hrs and 48 mins
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This festive collection takes you from Frogmorton Farm to the Time Police HQ in five short stories from across the worlds of Jodi Taylor - including the internationally bestselling Chronicles of St Mary's series. It wouldn't be The Most Wonderful Time of the Year without riotous misbehaviour, traditional illegal expeditions, and a story you just can't stop listening to.
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The Most Wonderful Collection of the Year
- By Dave on 12-02-23
By: Jodi Taylor
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Doing Time
- The Time Police, Book 1
- By: Jodi Taylor
- Narrated by: Zara Ramm
- Length: 12 hrs and 28 mins
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A long time ago in the future, the secret of time travel became known to all. Unsurprisingly, the world nearly ended. There will always be idiots who want to change history. Enter the Time Police. An all-powerful, international organisation tasked with keeping the timeline straight. At all costs. Their success is legendary. The Time Wars are over. But now they must fight to save a very different future - their own. This is the story of Jane, Luke and Matthew - the worst recruits in Time Police history. Or, very possibly, three young people who might change everything.
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Good Teenager Book
- By Brutis on 05-03-20
By: Jodi Taylor
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Death in Fine Condition
- By: Andrew Cartmel
- Narrated by: Olivia Dowd
- Length: 10 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
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Cordelia knows books. An addict-turned-dealer of classic paperbacks, when she's not spending her days combing the charity shops and jumble sales of suburban London for valuable collector's items, she's pining for the woman of her dreams and nimbly avoiding her landlord's demands for rent. The most elusive prize of all, her white whale, has surfaced—a set of magnificent, vintage Sleuth Hound crime novels. Gorgeous, and as rare as they come. Just one problem. They're not for sale. Still, that won't stop a resourceful woman like Cordelia…
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An entertaining antihero
- By Colby Johnson on 07-01-23
By: Andrew Cartmel
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The Green Man's Heir
- By: Juliet E. McKenna
- Narrated by: Will Huggins
- Length: 12 hrs and 7 mins
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A hundred years ago, a man with a secret could travel a few hundred miles and give himself a new name and life story. No one would be any the wiser, as long as he didn’t give anyone a reason to start asking questions. These days, that’s not so easy, with everyone on social media and CCTV on every street corner. So Daniel Mackmain keeps his head down and keeps himself to himself. But now a girl has been murdered, and the Derbyshire police are taking a closer look at a loner who travels from place to place, picking up work as he goes.
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Fun and Interesting
- By Sandy M on 12-14-19
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Midnight Riot
- Rivers of London, Book 1
- By: Ben Aaronovitch
- Narrated by: Kobna Holdbrook-Smith
- Length: 9 hrs and 56 mins
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Probationary constable Peter Grant dreams of being a detective in London's Metropolitan Police. Too bad his superior plans to assign him to the Case Progression Unit, where the biggest threat he'll face is a paper cut. But Peter's prospects change in the aftermath of a puzzling murder, when he gains exclusive information from an eyewitness who happens to be a ghost. Peter's ability to speak with the lingering dead brings him to the attention of Detective Chief Inspector Thomas Nightingale....
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I LOVE this Book!
- By Nancy J on 02-26-13
By: Ben Aaronovitch
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- Karissa Eckert
- 05-16-19
Not a great way to start this series...
I think this is a prequel that would have had more impact if I had read it after the first few books in the series. I picked this up for free on Audible and, while it was well-written, I was mostly confused by what was happening.
I listened to this on audiobook and the author reads it. Taylor did a good job reading it and I would recommend if you enjoy audiobooks.
This book follows a character named Dr Bairstow as he gathers funding and people for his time-traveling historical society that is being house in St. Mary's.
A lot of characters are introduced rapidly. The book is broken into very short vignettes that show how each of these characters comes to join Dr. Bairstow's group. Unfortunately, I haven't read any other books in the series and don't have any reference for all these characters, so this didn't have a lot of impact for me and was mostly just confusing.
Overall this was okay but a bit hard to follow and choppy for me. I might have to come back and reread this after I read some of the series itself. I guess I would recommend this to fans of the series who want some more background. However, it doesn’t seem to be a good starting point if you are just starting to read the series.
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- Robin
- 06-09-17
I love this series!
I've read all the books in this series on Kindle, and will now listen to them on audible. This "time travel" series is smart, funny and engaging. And, I was shocked to find out after listening to this prequel, so ably read, that the author is narrating this one. Usually, that is the death knell for any audible selection. What a talented author. Even if this is not your genre (it wasn't mine), give the series a try (book one is "Just One Damned Thing After Another").
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- Kathy Chemacki
- 05-12-19
Zzzzzzz
Narrator speaks well but doesn’t vary her voices. Book is a snooze fest, maybe good for those looking for something slow?
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- Jeanne Constantine
- 05-05-21
Beginner
I think I might have liked it more if I had read the books in the series because it felt like it was covering things that I should know something about.
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- Jenniferk
- 12-08-15
Great intro to the series
If you could sum up The Very First Damned Thing in three words, what would they be?
Time travel politics
What was one of the most memorable moments of The Very First Damned Thing?
Newcomers wonder at traveling at the first
What about Jodi Taylor’s performance did you like?
Pronunciation and crisp tones
Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?
Maybe a smile or two
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- MSEreads
- 01-24-16
Quick Fun Listen - Introduces the Series Nicely!
This is the prequel to the Chronicles of St Mary’s series. It is a quick introduction to the primary characters and how the time traveling troupe of St Mary’s began. Dr. Bairstow, the founder and head of the Institute of Historical Research, first has to convince his benefactors to provide the funding… such as it is. Perhaps giving them a demonstration in time travel observation is the best method to win them over? Next Dr. Bairstow has to recruit his staff, from security to cook to crazy scientists.
Once he is awarded the old campus of St Mary’s to house the organization, he has to manage to work around the Society for the Protection of Historical Buildings so that he can remodel the buildings for labs and travel base with all the necessary security and precautions. Since funds are scarce, the staff find an interesting source for furniture to help make the place a home.
I enjoyed the humor especially as Bairstow found just the right team and brought them together one by one. If you have read (or listened) to any of the series, you will get to find out how the Institute came to exist and how the staff came to join St Mary’s. If you have not yet experienced the fun of meeting the characters then this is a quick, enjoyable way to do it. I also enjoyed the bit of history that comes along with the story.
I recommend this as a quick, fun way to get a feel for the series. It is lovely that this is a free audiobook.
Audio Notes: I enjoyed the audio presentation by the author, Jodi Taylor. Her voice suited the tale and it was interesting to get her personal inflection on the characters as they were rounded together. Although I imagine the reading would be good too, I was glad to get to listen to this short beginning.
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- Maria
- 01-01-18
Leaves you wanting more...
I haven’t listened to any of the Chronicles of St. Mary adventures yet. I consider myself lucky this short introduction is available, so I could listen and know the background before diving into the series. I have already purchased the first book in the series. As there are more than 8 books I decided it might be more frugal to buy the books that are $11, and use credits for the books that are more money.
I am a huge fan of time travel and historical fiction (Outlander series; A Time Traveler’s Wife; Narnia) and historical fiction (anything by Ken Follett). This introduction sets a promising foundation for an intriguing series. I also love the British accents! I plan to begin book 1 right away.
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- Linda
- 04-30-18
Author Narration Perfect
What did you love best about The Very First Damned Thing?
Funny. Jodi Taylor read her own book as no one else could, with all the dry humor intact. Totally enjoyed this short story, a fine piece of entertainment.
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As soon as I finish this review I'll be searching to make sure I haven't missed reading any of Jodi Taylor's books. What fun her writing is, enjoy.
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- fallonides
- 08-06-18
author read prequel
It was enjoyable, as I love all the Chronicles of St. Mary's books. I was not a fan of the author narrating it. I am more partial to Zara Ramm
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- Eleanor
- 01-31-20
Took a chance on this one.
Absolutely loved it. Storyline is intriguing and captivating. Reader is excellent. Will check out the whole series. Thank yo for writing this.
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