Are We There Yet?
My Journey from a Messed Up to Meaningful Life
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Comedic and Inspirational memoir from the stand-up comic who coined the phrase “Happy Wife, Happy Life”.
In his signature style of stand-up comedy bits, Jeff Allen shares the inspirational and at times laugh-out-loud story of how God rescued him from alcoholism and despair through the book of Ecclesiastes. At times, his story is tragic and even tear-jerking—but in the end, it demonstrates that God takes a customized approach to reaching each of His children. Known as “the King of Clean Comedy,” Allen’s memoir won’t disappoint.
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Thanks for sharing
- By Nickisnotgary on 09-06-24
By: Darrell Hammond, and others
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Breakfast of Champions
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: John Malkovich
- Length: 6 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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Breakfast of Champions (1973) provides frantic, scattershot satire and a collage of Vonnegut's obsessions. His recurring cast of characters and American landscape was perhaps the most controversial of his canon; it was felt by many at the time to be a disappointing successor to Slaughterhouse-Five, which had made Vonnegut's literary reputation.
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Kurt Was Right to Grade This a C
- By Dubi on 01-10-16
By: Kurt Vonnegut
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Heads Will Roll
- By: Kate McKinnon, Emily Lynne
- Narrated by: Kate McKinnon, Emily Lynne, Tim Gunn, and others
- Length: 4 hrs and 6 mins
- Original Recording
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Heads Will Roll is an Audible Original from Saturday Night Live star Kate McKinnon and her cocreator/costar (and real-life sister) Emily Lynne. Produced by Broadway Video, this is not an audiobook - it’s a 10-episode, star-studded audio comedy that features performances from Meryl Streep, Tim Gunn, Peter Dinklage, Queer Eye’s Fab Five, and so many more. Please note: This content is not for kids.
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More like this please
- By Anon893 on 05-03-19
By: Kate McKinnon, and others
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Napoleon's Hemorrhoids…And Other Small Events That Changed History
- By: Phil Mason
- Narrated by: LJ Ganser
- Length: 8 hrs and 13 mins
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Hilarious, fascinating, and a roller coaster of dizzying, historical what-ifs, Napoleon's Hemorrhoids is a potpourri for serious historians and casual history buffs. In one of Phil Mason's many revelations, you'll learn that Communist jets were two minutes away from opening fire on American planes during the Cuban missile crisis, when they had to turn back as they were running out of fuel. You'll discover that before the Battle of Waterloo, Napoleon's painful hemorrhoids prevented him from mounting his horse to survey the battlefield.
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They just throw the facts too fast
- By Concerned_llama on 12-11-20
By: Phil Mason
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- Sheila Cates
- 09-12-23
Thanks for letting us see you
Jeff Allen has been one of our favorite comedians for years. Great book? thanks.
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- Anonymous User
- 03-26-24
Great book!
Getting through the first half of the book is actually pretty hard, but hearing the hardships that Jeff went through makes the goodness and the grace of God that much brighter!
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- Tami W.
- 10-10-23
Excellent Read
This book was so “real”! The story says what needs to be said. Christians are not perfect and they struggle daily! Doesn’t mean God doesn’t love us!!!
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- Jim Weadon
- 02-23-24
help me through the times in in
just a good book all should read or listen too. buy it you won't regret it
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- Stephen A. Bevans
- 11-20-23
Amazing
Thank you for your book. It will definitely help people out. God is so good.
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- jkwendzel
- 11-22-23
An easy listen, great story of redemption 
If you’re looking for an easy listen, and one that gets you thinking about the purpose, we all have in life, this is a great choice. 
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- David
- 05-14-24
GREAT!
Definitely get this book. The honesty alone is worth it. The truth contained in it make it even better. it was good to know he had some of the same thoughts and issues I do. It was good to see a way through them.
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- AnaBelle
- 02-10-24
Christ is our hope
Thank you for sharing your story Jeff, it was a testimony to the love of God for his imperfect people.
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- Blair Sherwood
- 11-19-23
Great story and well spoken!
Jeff Allen’s delivery of his life story is fantastic. Listen and see just how he got there!
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- RicT
- 02-23-24
“The life of a dented can”
I went to see Jeff Allen on Feb.10 at BT Church in McAllen. It was an amazing show and I was glad I had attended with my wife and friends. I regret that I didn’t stay to meet him personally. There wasn’t any more books available to buy so I left after the show and opted to buy it on audible. I hadn’t gone past 2 chapters when I placed an order for 6 books on Amazon and later ordered even more. I wanted to gift them because I knew friends that could perhaps hear an inspiring message that could help them. Your story Jeff is amazing and coming from a dysfunctional family and background I was able to connect to your book almost immediately. It was so well choreographed and written everything you were saying was reminding me of what GOD can do for all other lost souls. Your story no doubt will save souls and has saved souls. I know your job is to be a comedian but more importantly I know you are a Man of GOD! Thank you for sharing your life with everyone who has ears this hear and eyes to read. May GOD continue to bless you and protect you everywhere you go, 🙏❤️✝️.
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