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Assumptions & Absurdities
- A Pride and Prejudice Variation
- Narrated by: Nikki Delgado
- Length: 7 hrs and 52 mins
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A witty and cleverly crafted Pride and Prejudice variation, Absurdities and Assumptions retells the story of the courtship between Elizabeth Bennet and Fitzwilliam Darcy.
This classic couple’s romance is shaken off course when, shortly after leaving Hertfordshire, Darcy receives word that one of the Bennet sisters is engaged to the obsequious Mr. Collins. Darcy, a rich and powerful landowner, knows Elizabeth is not a suitable match, but having already lost the battle with Cupid, he finds himself rushing back to the countryside. He is relieved to discover it is Mary Bennet who is destined to become Mrs. Collins.
But his path to happiness is still far from assured. Darcy may have resolved his internal struggle to accept Elizabeth as she is, but he must now overcome a rival and his own inability to interpret events around him.
Filled with hilarious misunderstandings and mishaps, Assumptions and Absurdities is sure to entertain.
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Miss Phoebe Westbrook wishes she was anywhere other than at Lord Livesey’s house party. Family loyalty and duty forced her to accept the invitation. When she overhears Lord Livesey’s opinion of her, she knows he feels the same. Determined to make the most of his library whilst visiting, she soon finds herself being drawn into the lives of Lord Livesey and his children, whether she likes it or not. Meanwhile, Lord Livesey has lived a lie. His marriage was not the love match everyone presumed. His children are strangers to him.
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A Good Listen!
- By mary on 07-17-19
By: Audrey Harrison
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A. Most Suitable Duchess
- By: Patricia Bray
- Narrated by: Kirsty Cox
- Length: 5 hrs and 38 mins
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The new Duke of Torringford must take a wife in three weeks or lose the country estate he's unexpectedly inherited. His brother suggests an advertisement in the papers, but the Duke refuses to consider it - until a wine-fueled evening when he pens one in jest. Now with the ad printed, the Duke is mortified - but that's when the lovely Miss Penelope Hastings enters his life.
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Really liked this story. Narration not so much.
- By Tracy T on 11-21-17
By: Patricia Bray
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By Reason, by Reflection, by Everything
- A Pride and Prejudice Variation
- By: P. O. Dixon
- Narrated by: Pearl Hewitt
- Length: 5 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Promised to one sister. Bewitched by the other. What if Mr. Thomas Bennet's first-born daughter is promised to the elder Mr. Darcy's first-born son? Are promises made always promises kept? Or is a love like Fitzwilliam Darcy and Miss Elizabeth Bennet's destined to prevail?
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Well
- By Kindle Customer on 04-03-18
By: P. O. Dixon
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The Houseguest
- A Pride and Prejudice Vagary
- By: Elizabeth Adams
- Narrated by: Brigid Lohrey
- Length: 13 hrs and 31 mins
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When Georgiana Darcy comes to Netherfield to visit her brother, she becomes friends with a neighbor, Elizabeth Bennet. After Miss Darcy has returned to London, she invites her new friend to stay with her at the Darcy home in town, unbeknownst to Mr. Darcy.
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Maidens and Matrons
- By BHG on 12-21-16
By: Elizabeth Adams
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Unequal Affections
- A Pride and Prejudice Retelling
- By: Lara S. Ormiston, Devleena Gosh PhD - Foreward
- Narrated by: Carmela Corbett
- Length: 13 hrs and 18 mins
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When Elizabeth Bennet first knew Mr. Darcy, she despised him and was sure he felt the same. Angered by his pride and reserve, influenced by the lies of the charming Mr. Wickham, she never troubled herself to believe he was anything other than the worst of men - until, one day, he unexpectedly proposed. Mr. Darcy's passionate avowal of love causes Elizabeth to reevaluate everything she thought she knew about him.
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In case you didn't love Darcy enough!
- By CrisRod7 on 04-17-14
By: Lara S. Ormiston, and others
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An Heiress at Heart
- By: Jennifer Delamere
- Narrated by: Jill Tanner
- Length: 11 hrs and 41 mins
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With An Heiress at Heart, Jennifer Delamere delivers the first in a historical romance series sure to set hearts aflame. After five years in exile for a youthful indiscretion, Lizzie Poole is given a second chance to join London society when her best friend, Ria, takes to her death bed and asks Lizzie to assume her identity. Ria wants Lizzie to carry out her final wishes, but neither knows that Lord Somerville has designs on Ria - and that maintaining the ruse will put Lizzie’s heart at risk.
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A Captivating Read
- By Rita Henriquez-Green on 12-15-22
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Darcy and Elizabeth: Fair Trade
- A Pride and Prejudice Variation
- By: Kate Bedlow
- Narrated by: Jannie Meisberger
- Length: 8 hrs and 51 mins
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The morning after the Netherfield ball, Elizabeth Bennet refuses an offer of marriage, setting off a row in the Bennet household that ends tragically. Faced with homelessness and untenable poverty, Elizabeth receives a different sort of offer - from quite an unexpected quarter - and finds herself considering the once-inconceivable prospect of going into trade.
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Light and fun P&P Variation
- By 🌸DARA on 11-15-16
By: Kate Bedlow
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Mistress
- A Pride and Prejudice Variation, with Parts Not Suitable for Those Who Have Not Reached Their Majority
- By: Sophie Turner
- Narrated by: Verona Westbrook
- Length: 7 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
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One night, to decide his entire life's happiness. Chastened by Charles Bingley following Mr. Bennet's untimely death, Fitzwilliam Darcy determines he will offer marriage to Elizabeth Bennet, but she marries another. Years later, a widowed Elizabeth is mistress of Longbourn, and has vowed she will never marry again. A house party at Netherfield brings them back together, but Darcy will have to win more than her heart if he is to have any chance at making her mistress of Pemberley.
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I Loved Every Minute Of It!
- By HeatherY on 03-31-18
By: Sophie Turner
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And Only to Deceive
- Lady Emily, Book 1
- By: Tasha Alexander
- Narrated by: Kate Reading
- Length: 10 hrs and 42 mins
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For Emily, accepting the proposal of Philip, the viscount Ashton, was an easy way to escape her overbearing mother, who was set on a grand society match. So when Emily's dashing husband died on safari soon after their wedding, she felt little grief. After all, she barely knew him. Now, nearly two years later, she discovers that Philip was a far different man from the one she had married so cavalierly.
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Tiresome
- By nkevinsc on 03-05-15
By: Tasha Alexander
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The Lady of the Lakes
- The True Love Story of Sir Walter Scott
- By: Josi S. Kilpack
- Narrated by: Cassandra Campbell
- Length: 9 hrs and 53 mins
- Unabridged
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Walter Scott has three passions: Scotland, poetry, and Mina Stuart. Though she is young and they are from different stations in society, Walter is certain their love is meant to be. For years, he has courted her through love letters. She is the sunshine of his soul. Though Mina shares Walter's love of literature and passionate temperament, it's hard for her to know if she truly loves him or if she has only been dazzled by his flattery. When she meets the handsome and charming William Forbes, her heart is challenged. Who will she choose?
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Absolutely magnificent
- By Ben on 09-16-17
By: Josi S. Kilpack
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The Heiress Companion
- By: Madeleine Robins
- Narrated by: Ione Butler
- Length: 4 hrs and 44 mins
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Rowena Cherwood did not go around boasting of it, but she had a tidy legacy from her parents. Free to choose the life she wanted, and unwilling to live with her overbearing aunt, she accepted a position as Lady Bradwell's companion. A spinster of twenty-seven, Rowena gave little thought to marriage - until Lyn Bradwell, Lady Bradwell's long absent son, returned to England.Love was the last thing on Rowena's mind - or Lyn's.
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Short and sweet.
- By AC-US on 09-09-19
By: Madeleine Robins
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- Katie
- 06-17-20
Sweet story
I liked this variation, it was a fun listen. the narration was ok -- not great -- with a hollow sound at points.
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- M. Sheron
- 02-25-20
Good P&P variation
I enjoy P&P variations. This one had a great storyline. Overheard conversations and wrong conclusion make for an interesting story. The narrator spoke very fast. I slowed it down but her tone and voice did not improve. The best variations use original dialogue but this one only used a few words and phrases. If you like P&P variations this is a good Escape selection. Not sure I’d purchase it.
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- Teri Kindle Customer
- 10-29-24
The Novel Is Very Nice!
I loved the storyline. Did not want to have any breaks in listening. A nice love story with P&P characters and I would recommend it to others. However, know that the narrator reads a bit fast. I initially thought I somehow changed the Audible reading speed. (Smile)
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- Jen
- 07-20-19
Great Read
Loved the book. The only reason for one less star is that the audio was not the best in some parts. elder I really enjoyed it.
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- Ginny Aybar-Flores
- 08-28-19
Delightful Variation
I so enjoyed listening to this variation which made me chuckle several times. The characters stayed true but with more strength, humility and wit. Whether you prefer to read the novel or listen to the audiobook you will not be disappointed. I truly enjoyed it and will certainly be one I will listen to over and over.
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- chickapee
- 09-11-19
Narrator was distracting
The narrator rushed through the story with virtually no effort to distinguish between male and female characters.
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- Teresa
- 11-18-19
Liked not Loved...
I was given a free review copy of the audiobook at my request and have voluntarily left this review.
This Pride and Prejudice variation has a pleasant enough plot and considerably differs from the original storyline to keep your attention throughout the book. I particularly liked the way Mary, the often overlooked Bennett sister, was given a more prominent role. I always felt she would have been a great match for Rev. Collins... When we encounter Mr. Darcy, right from the beginning, his heart already belongs to Elizabeth Bennett, but it will take the entire book before they finally accept that truth. There are light moments that are truly pleasant and funny thought the story, and I liked the idea that for once it was Georgiana that advised the forbidding brother. As I understand this was the first venture by this author into the Pride and Prejudice variation genre, I can understand why she thought the more the better. It was fine for me, but it might feel a little drawn out to others. Now for the narration... Unfortunately I did not enjoy the narrator's interpretation. It came out as a little flat, not indicative of the characters' traits. All in all, still an enjoyable book of this genre that will be appreciated by the Jane Austen's fan club.
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- Jaime H
- 07-06-20
little expression
the story seemed longer than necessary but maybe if I had read it myself or maybe it was the narrator herself. The narrator was very stiff sounding very little change in tone, expression.
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- Ballet in AK
- 08-24-19
Delightfully and cleverly written
Story: (5 stars)
What a joy to listen to this book! It captured the feeling of clever humor that graced Jane Austen’s writings and yet hardly quoted any of her novel directly. (A pet peeve of mine is when large portions of P&P are quoted in variations.) A few new characters are introduced (yay!) and Wickham is done away with(yay?) but I loved this version!
Will be listening to more by Ms. Worth!
Narration: (3 stars)
The narrator did a fine job, with the occasional mis-pronunciation which threw me momentarily out of the flow of the book, but that is my only complaint. She did well!
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- M.A.
- 01-14-19
a little predictable
the story was a little bit predictable, but for what I paid for it it was worth it. The narrator was great but the only problem I had was that the sound would either increase or decrease in volume randomly.
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