Axes & Asshats
A Very Stupid Quest
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Axes & Asshats
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Narrated by:
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Alexander Gallacher
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By:
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Dustin Gross
About this listen
The prophecy was drunk. The heroes are idiots. The dungeon is definitely judging them.
In this wildly irreverent fantasy parody, four extremely unqualified adventurers are chosen to save the world—or at least not make it worse.
Grogthar the Blood-Spiller: a shirtless barbarian with more biceps than brain cells.
Tinsel: an elven rogue with sticky fingers and zero morals.
Kevin: a depressed necromancer whose horse might be more competent than he is.
Arlandio DuFlair: a bard with the libido of a god and the self-awareness of a rock.
Together (unfortunately), they must navigate a sentient dungeon, unionized goblins, cursed potions, an angry minotaur therapist, and a demon named Fartknuckle.
Packed with sarcastic swords, magical mishaps, and side quests no one asked for, Axes & Asshats is a fast-paced, laugh-out-loud adventure.
Perfect for fantasy nerds, chaotic gamers, and listeners who like their quests stupid and their humor smart.