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Barry the Pigeon
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Emperor Pissed
- The Rise and Rants of Percy the Penguin
- By: Dustin Gross
- Narrated by: L. Connor McGeverly
- Length: 2 hrs and 2 mins
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Meet Percy: a short-tempered emperor penguin with delusions of grandeur, a vocabulary that could peel paint off an iceberg, and a dream of ruling the South Pole—with violence, vengeance, and unapologetic sarcasm.
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Emperor Pissed
- The Rise and Rants of Percy the Penguin
- Narrated by: L. Connor McGeverly
- Length: 2 hrs and 2 mins
- Release date: 07-09-25
- Language: English
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The Keys of Heaven and the Sins of Earth
- By: Dustin Gross
- Narrated by: Brian Gallegos
- Length: 3 hrs and 13 mins
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Dive into the wild, sacred, and scandalous 2,000-year saga of the Catholic Church with The Keys of Heaven and the Sins of Earth by Dustin Gross—a brutally honest history that pulls no punches.
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The Keys of Heaven and the Sins of Earth
- Narrated by: Brian Gallegos
- Length: 3 hrs and 13 mins
- Release date: 07-09-25
- Language: English
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Barry the Pigeon
- War, Wings, and Nicotine Dreams
- By: Dustin Gross
- Narrated by: W.A. Yuster
- Length: 2 hrs and 22 mins
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Meet Barry. He’s a nicotine-addicted war veteran with Irritable Bird Syndrome and a grudge against influencer falcons. Once a legendary pigeon in the Bagel Wars of ’09, Barry Fin now spends his days chain-smoking on rooftops, pooping on Teslas, and screaming at TikTok sparrows.
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Barry the Pigeon
- War, Wings, and Nicotine Dreams
- Narrated by: W.A. Yuster
- Length: 2 hrs and 22 mins
- Release date: 06-30-25
- Language: English
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Holy F-Bombs
- How I Cuss Like a Sailor and Still Love Jesus
- By: Dustin Gross
- Narrated by: Daniel Davis
- Length: 2 hrs and 53 mins
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Ever feel like your flaws—cussing, temper, or all-out messiness—disqualify you from God’s love? Dustin Gross gets it.
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Holy F-Bombs
- How I Cuss Like a Sailor and Still Love Jesus
- Narrated by: Daniel Davis
- Length: 2 hrs and 53 mins
- Release date: 06-27-25
- Language: English
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Mortimer Gravewhisper and the Unfortunate Quest for Doom
- By: Dustin Gross
- Narrated by: Alison Logan
- Length: 4 hrs and 55 mins
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Doom awaits…or so Mortimer Gravewhisper hopes. A tiny, brooding gnome obsessed with the inevitable, he sets out on a quest for ultimate despair—only to accidentally become a hero.
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Mortimer Gravewhisper and the Unfortunate Quest for Doom
- Narrated by: Alison Logan
- Length: 4 hrs and 55 mins
- Release date: 04-16-25
- Language: English
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Watches for the Rest of Us
- How to Collect Without Going Broke
- By: Dustin Gross
- Narrated by: Chris Reynolds
- Length: 1 hr and 47 mins
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Love watches but don’t have a trust fund? Think collecting great timepieces means spending thousands? Think again. Watches for the Rest of Us is the ultimate guide to building a killer watch collection—without breaking the bank.
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Watches for the Rest of Us
- How to Collect Without Going Broke
- Narrated by: Chris Reynolds
- Length: 1 hr and 47 mins
- Release date: 05-09-25
- Language: English
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Holy Crap
- A Guide to World Religions
- By: Dustin Gross
- Narrated by: RK Meier
- Length: 3 hrs and 10 mins
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Ever wondered why gods are so obsessed with smiting people? Or why religious rules seem oddly fixated on what you can and can’t eat?
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Flabsolutely Furious
- Chronicles of the Chunky Combat Club
- By: Dustin Gross
- Narrated by: Zack Zimbler
- Length: 2 hrs and 21 mins
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Flabsolutely Furious is an unfiltered, laugh-out-loud satire full of rage-fueled redemption, absurd fight scenes, and snack-powered solidarity.
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Flabsolutely Furious
- Chronicles of the Chunky Combat Club
- Narrated by: Zack Zimbler
- Length: 2 hrs and 21 mins
- Release date: 05-22-25
- Language: English
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The Drunken Fairy’s Guide to Absolute Chaos
- Narrated by: Kevin Meyer
- Length: 3 hrs and 5 mins
- Release date: 05-01-25
- Language: English
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Buzz Off
- The Ballad of Barry the Bee Bastard
- By: Dustin Gross
- Narrated by: Johnny Skelton
- Length: 1 hr and 41 mins
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Barry’s got issues. Anger issues. Drinking issues. Authority issues. Oh—and his stinger has a name. It's Carl. And Carl wants blood.
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Buzz Off
- The Ballad of Barry the Bee Bastard
- Narrated by: Johnny Skelton
- Length: 1 hr and 41 mins
- Release date: 06-24-25
- Language: English
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The Exorcist’s Guide to Dating
- By: Dustin Gross
- Narrated by: Sasha Maestas
- Length: 2 hrs and 26 mins
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Damien is a washed-up exorcist who never believed in happy endings—until one of his cursed blog posts goes viral. Now he’s “The Loveorcist,” a foul-mouthed, whiskey-loving relationship guru for the haunted and heartbroken.
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- By Eliz A on 05-09-25
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The Exorcist’s Guide to Dating
- Narrated by: Sasha Maestas
- Length: 2 hrs and 26 mins
- Release date: 05-05-25
- Language: English
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The Absolutely, Positively, 100% Ridiculous Guide to Being a Kid
- By: Dustin Gross
- Narrated by: Gary Roelofs
- Length: 2 hrs and 32 mins
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A laugh-out-loud survival guide for middle school mischief-makers! Charlie McGillicutty isn’t a troublemaker—he’s a scientist of chaos.
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The Absolutely, Positively, 100% Ridiculous Guide to Being a Kid
- Narrated by: Gary Roelofs
- Length: 2 hrs and 32 mins
- Release date: 04-04-25
- Language: English
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Croak & Dagger
- The Tragically Heroic, Mildly Moist Misadventures of Frank the Frog
- By: Dustin Gross
- Narrated by: Chase Johnson
- Length: 3 hrs and 20 mins
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In the festering muck of Boggy Ballsack Swamp, Frank—a short-legged, rage-fueled frog—croaks his way through a dark comedy fantasy that’s as hilarious as it is unhinged.
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Croak & Dagger
- The Tragically Heroic, Mildly Moist Misadventures of Frank the Frog
- Narrated by: Chase Johnson
- Length: 3 hrs and 20 mins
- Release date: 06-09-25
- Language: English
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Axes & Asshats
- A Very Stupid Quest
- By: Dustin Gross
- Narrated by: Alexander Gallacher
- Length: 3 hrs and 35 mins
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In this wildly irreverent fantasy parody, four extremely unqualified adventurers are chosen to save the world—or at least not make it worse.
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Axes & Asshats
- A Very Stupid Quest
- Narrated by: Alexander Gallacher
- Length: 3 hrs and 35 mins
- Release date: 05-27-25
- Language: English
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How to Paris
- A Guide to Surviving, Thriving, and Not Getting Kicked Out of France: The No-Nonsense Guide to Parisian Life, Travel, and Avoiding Tourist Mistakes
- By: Dustin Gross
- Narrated by: Gary Roelofs
- Length: 2 hrs and 41 mins
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Paris is beautiful. Paris is frustrating. Paris will eat you alive—unless you know what you’re doing. So you’re dreaming of sipping espresso at a charming café, strolling along the Seine, and living your best Parisian fantasy? Fantastic. But here’s the thing: Paris doesn’t care about your dreams.
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How to Paris
- A Guide to Surviving, Thriving, and Not Getting Kicked Out of France: The No-Nonsense Guide to Parisian Life, Travel, and Avoiding Tourist Mistakes
- Narrated by: Gary Roelofs
- Length: 2 hrs and 41 mins
- Release date: 04-10-25
- Language: English
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The Aromatic Buccaneer
- By: Dustin Gross
- Narrated by: David C Bender
- Length: 3 hrs and 15 mins
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A debonair rogue. A ship full of scoundrels. A scent that could change the world—or at least make it smell better.
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The Aromatic Buccaneer
- Narrated by: David C Bender
- Length: 3 hrs and 15 mins
- Release date: 04-29-25
- Language: English
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How to Put on Your Underwear and Other Life Hacks
- A Hilarious Guide to Mastering the Basics of Existence
- By: Dustin Gross
- Narrated by: Dominik Marosi
- Length: 1 hr and 22 mins
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Struggling to function as a responsible adult? You’re not alone. How to Put On Your Underwear and Other Life Hacks is your brutally honest, laugh-out-loud guide to surviving everyday chaos—bad alarms, awkward small talk, and grocery store blackouts.
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How to Put on Your Underwear and Other Life Hacks
- A Hilarious Guide to Mastering the Basics of Existence
- Narrated by: Dominik Marosi
- Length: 1 hr and 22 mins
- Release date: 05-12-25
- Language: English
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Clusterfuck Platoon
- A Comedic Odyssey Through Modern Warfare
- By: Dustin Gross
- Narrated by: Gary Roelofs
- Length: 3 hrs and 50 mins
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Basic training was a disaster. His first mission was worse. But somehow, Private Johnny Durham is still alive—and that’s the real miracle. What happens when the world’s most unlucky soldier stumbles his way through the ranks of the U.S. Army? Absolute chaos.
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Clusterfuck Platoon
- A Comedic Odyssey Through Modern Warfare
- Narrated by: Gary Roelofs
- Length: 3 hrs and 50 mins
- Release date: 04-16-25
- Language: English
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Holy WTF!
- A Hilariously Dysfunctional Guide to the Bible
- By: Dustin Gross
- Narrated by: RK Meier
- Length: 2 hrs and 39 mins
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The Bible: History’s most dramatic, chaotic, and WTF-inducing book... now with 100% more sarcasm. Ever wondered why God created a talking snake, why Noah willingly signed up for the worst cruise in history, or why the Book of Revelation reads like a metal album fever dream?
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How to Drink Rum
- A Guide to Success, Swagger, and Slightly Questionable Decisions
- By: Dustin Gross
- Narrated by: Chris Reynolds
- Length: 1 hr and 27 mins
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Drink Like a Legend. Or at Least Like a Pirate. Rum is more than just a drink—it’s a lifestyle, a statement, and possibly the best bad decision you’ll ever make.
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How to Drink Rum
- A Guide to Success, Swagger, and Slightly Questionable Decisions
- Narrated by: Chris Reynolds
- Length: 1 hr and 27 mins
- Release date: 05-05-25
- Language: English
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