
Azure Skies
Fatgirl, Book 9
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Jennifer Groberg
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C. S. Johnson
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We'll have a gay, old time....
There's nothing worse than a long ride in the car with AB, or so Kallie thinks as they head off to the Fairview Mountain Rehab Center to pay a visit to Trevor Darlington. But once they arrive, she finds there are some things that are indeed worse than Abuela-Blanca's kami-nazi driving—such as running into Azure, her fashion designer from Model Middle America.
Only he's not Azure—or is he?
Maybe?
There's nothing "Azure" about the pasty-faced, non-makeup-wearing man who shares Azure's face, any more than Kallie is truly "Arlanda". Kallie's more than certain it's a twin thing, even as he begs her to keep his truly devastating secret for fear of losing his job, his clout, and his reputation....
But when he consumes a radioactive doughnut, Kallie has no room for hesitation, and she fears her promise suddenly just got a lot harder to keep....
Azure Skies is episode nine in C. S. Johnson's superhero satire serial, Fatgirl. You'll never look at doughnuts the same way after consuming this series!
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