
Bald-Headed Lies
The Mortician Murders, Book 3
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Amy Melissa Bentley
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By:
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Greta Boris
About this listen
Men are confusing, alive, or dead.
Imogene Lynch, assistant to the head embalmer at Greener Pastures Mortuary, feels the final sensations of the deceased when she touches their hair. So, why did she get a hit from a 200-year-old skull?
When an earthquake reveals a long-hidden tomb under the historic San Juan Capistrano Mission, El-Greener Pastures' hunky night watchman-moonlights to guard the discovery. He and Imogene have recently declared their love for one another. What better place to grab some alone time than among the skulls and crossbones of the dead?
However, when Imogene stumbles into a mound of bones and dislodges a skull, she's plagued by an itching attack that not only ruins their romantic moment but follows her home. Which means the cranium's owner must have been murdered.
The only way to get rid of the disgruntled spirit is to reveal his killer. But how do you solve a crime that happened centuries ago?
The questions come fast and furious: Has she discovered a new and unwanted ability? What do zombie cults have to do with Baldy and the other bones in the tomb? And, most importantly, will she ever be alone with El again?
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