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Charlotte Parry
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By:
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Plum Sykes
About this listen
New York Times Bestseller
“Into the blender go Anita Loos, Bridget Jones, Sex and the City, and Clueless; out comes a diabolically amusing concoction.” — New York Times
A 10th anniversary edition of New York Times bestselling author Plum Sykes’s sly and amusing satire, with a foreword by the author.
Bergdorf Blondes are a thing, you know, a New York craze. Absolutely everyone wants to be one, but it’s très difficult. You wouldn’t believe the dedication it takes to be a gorgeous, flaxen-haired, dermatologically perfect New York girl with a life that’s fabulous beyond belief. Honestly, it requires a level of commitment comparable to, say, learning Hebrew or quitting cigarettes.
But first, a little bit about moi. The gossips call me a champagne bubble of a girl. I’m fluent in French, intermittently. I gave up England for Princeton to my mother’s horror. By day, I write articles for a fashion magazine. By night, I’m on the prowl for the ultimate accessory a Bergdorf Blonde must have: an impossibly rich man with a very large diamond ring.
And of course, I’m fabulous.
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If you think the English countryside is all green wellies, muddy Land Rovers, and grey-haired ladies in tweed, then you’ve never visited The Bottoms. Welcome to the rose-strewn county of Oxfordshire, and the tony Cotswold villages of Little Bottom, Middle Bottom, Great Bottom, and Monkton Bottom, recently annexed by a glittering new breed of female: the Country Princess.
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Well written. Witty. Entertaining. Liked it!
- By MidwestLady on 10-17-24
By: Plum Sykes
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Party Girls Die in Pearls
- An Oxford Girl Mystery
- By: Plum Sykes
- Narrated by: Moira Quirk
- Length: 11 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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It's 1985, and at Oxford University, Pimm's, punting, and ball gowns are de rigeur. Ursula Flowerbutton, a studious country girl, arrives for her first term anticipating nothing more sinister than days spent poring over history books in gilded libraries - and, if she's lucky, an invitation to a ball. But when she discovers a glamorous classmate on a chaise longue with her throat cut, Ursula is catapulted into a murder investigation.
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Excruciatingly YA
- By Sharon J. on 05-28-17
By: Plum Sykes
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The Knockoff
- A Novel
- By: Lucy Sykes, Jo Piazza
- Narrated by: Katherine Kellgren
- Length: 12 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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When Imogen returns to work at Glossy after six months away, she can barely recognize her own magazine. Eve, fresh out of Harvard Business School, has fired "the gray hairs", put the managing editor in a supply closet, stopped using the landlines, and hired a bevy of manicured and questionably attired underlings who text and tweet their way through meetings.
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Buy it Now!
- By Sydney Culver on 05-24-15
By: Lucy Sykes, and others
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Everyone Worth Knowing
- By: Lauren Weisberger
- Narrated by: Stina Nielsen
- Length: 14 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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When 27-year-old Bette Robinson quits her Manhattan banking job, she knows she won't miss the 80-hour workweeks, her claustrophobic cubicle or her revolting boss's Quotes of the Day. Then Bette meets Kelly, head of Manhattan's hottest PR and events planning firm, and suddenly she has a brand-new job where the primary requirement is to see and be seen. The work at Kelly & Company takes Bette inside the VIP rooms of the city's most exclusive nightclubs, to parties crowded with celebrities and socialites.
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Wonderful novel and audiobook!
- By Dee Em on 07-16-16
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One Fifth Avenue
- By: Candace Bushnell
- Narrated by: Donna Murphy
- Length: 8 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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One Fifth Avenue, the Art Deco beauty towering over one of Manhattan's oldest and most historically hip neighborhoods, is a one-of-a-kind address, the sort of building you have to earn your way into--one way or another. For the women in Candace Bushnell's new novel, One Fifth Avenue, this edifice is essential to the lives they've carefully establishhed--or hope to establish.
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Did Not Care For It
- By Christine on 10-16-08
By: Candace Bushnell
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The Debutante Divorcée
- By: Plum Sykes
- Narrated by: Sonya Walger
- Length: 6 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
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Filled with wit and charm, The Debutante Divorcée stars Sylvie Mortimer, a recently married socialite who is quick to discover that her marriage is far from photo-perfect. Her best friend, Lauren Blount, the chic-est of the Debutante Divorcées, is basking in her freedom, taking solo honeymoons, having divorce showers, and pursuing any man she chooses as part of her “Make-Out Challenge.”
By: Plum Sykes
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Wives Like Us
- A Novel
- By: Plum Sykes
- Narrated by: Annabel Mullion
- Length: 11 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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If you think the English countryside is all green wellies, muddy Land Rovers, and grey-haired ladies in tweed, then you’ve never visited The Bottoms. Welcome to the rose-strewn county of Oxfordshire, and the tony Cotswold villages of Little Bottom, Middle Bottom, Great Bottom, and Monkton Bottom, recently annexed by a glittering new breed of female: the Country Princess.
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Well written. Witty. Entertaining. Liked it!
- By MidwestLady on 10-17-24
By: Plum Sykes
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Party Girls Die in Pearls
- An Oxford Girl Mystery
- By: Plum Sykes
- Narrated by: Moira Quirk
- Length: 11 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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It's 1985, and at Oxford University, Pimm's, punting, and ball gowns are de rigeur. Ursula Flowerbutton, a studious country girl, arrives for her first term anticipating nothing more sinister than days spent poring over history books in gilded libraries - and, if she's lucky, an invitation to a ball. But when she discovers a glamorous classmate on a chaise longue with her throat cut, Ursula is catapulted into a murder investigation.
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Excruciatingly YA
- By Sharon J. on 05-28-17
By: Plum Sykes
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The Knockoff
- A Novel
- By: Lucy Sykes, Jo Piazza
- Narrated by: Katherine Kellgren
- Length: 12 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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When Imogen returns to work at Glossy after six months away, she can barely recognize her own magazine. Eve, fresh out of Harvard Business School, has fired "the gray hairs", put the managing editor in a supply closet, stopped using the landlines, and hired a bevy of manicured and questionably attired underlings who text and tweet their way through meetings.
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Buy it Now!
- By Sydney Culver on 05-24-15
By: Lucy Sykes, and others
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Everyone Worth Knowing
- By: Lauren Weisberger
- Narrated by: Stina Nielsen
- Length: 14 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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When 27-year-old Bette Robinson quits her Manhattan banking job, she knows she won't miss the 80-hour workweeks, her claustrophobic cubicle or her revolting boss's Quotes of the Day. Then Bette meets Kelly, head of Manhattan's hottest PR and events planning firm, and suddenly she has a brand-new job where the primary requirement is to see and be seen. The work at Kelly & Company takes Bette inside the VIP rooms of the city's most exclusive nightclubs, to parties crowded with celebrities and socialites.
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Wonderful novel and audiobook!
- By Dee Em on 07-16-16
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One Fifth Avenue
- By: Candace Bushnell
- Narrated by: Donna Murphy
- Length: 8 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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One Fifth Avenue, the Art Deco beauty towering over one of Manhattan's oldest and most historically hip neighborhoods, is a one-of-a-kind address, the sort of building you have to earn your way into--one way or another. For the women in Candace Bushnell's new novel, One Fifth Avenue, this edifice is essential to the lives they've carefully establishhed--or hope to establish.
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Did Not Care For It
- By Christine on 10-16-08
By: Candace Bushnell
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The Island
- By: Sarah Goodwin
- Narrated by: Alexandra Boulton
- Length: 9 hrs and 53 mins
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Jody, Ari and Carla have won golden tickets to the summer’s hottest music festival, which promises to be full of glamour, mystique and lots of freebies. But, arriving on the sun-drenched shores of a private Greek island among influencers and celebrities, the trio are dismayed to find the small festival site far from the beacon of music, art and ‘immersive experiences’ they were promised. Disappointed but not deterred, they vow to make the most of the trip.
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Boring
- By Kristen Lee on 09-18-24
By: Sarah Goodwin
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You're Embarrassing Yourself
- Stories of Love, Lust, and Movies
- By: Desiree Akhavan
- Narrated by: Desiree Akhavan
- Length: 5 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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Writer, actor, and director Desiree Akhavan shares the stories she was told to shut up about—hilarious, horny, heartbreaking tales of a life in pursuit of art, love, and a better haircut.
By: Desiree Akhavan
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Full Speed to a Crash Landing
- Chaotic Orbits, Book 1
- By: Beth Revis
- Narrated by: Dara Rosenberg, David Bendena
- Length: 4 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
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Ada Lamarr may have gotten to the spaceship wreck first, but looter’s rights won’t get her far when she’s got a hole in the side of her ship and her spacesuit is almost out of air. Fortunately for her, help arrives in the form of a government salvage crew—and while they rescue her from certain death, they are not pleased to have an unexpected passenger along on their classified mission. But Ada doesn’t care—all that matters to her is enjoying their fine food and sweet, sweet oxygen—until Rian White, the government agent in charge, starts to suspect that there’s more to Ada than meets the eye.
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I Am Really Hoping This Is The Start Of A Great New SciFi Series!!
- By BookDragonGirl on 08-16-24
By: Beth Revis
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There's Nothing Wrong with Her
- By: Kate Weinberg
- Narrated by: Louiza Patikaz
- Length: 5 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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Vita Woods is on the brink. She produces a popular podcast and lives with her successful doctor boyfriend, Max, with whom the sex is great and the future promising. Her brilliant if unreliable sister, Gracie, is her best friend and sparring partner. And her steadfast goldfish, Whitney Houston, brightens even her dimmest days. But as much as things are going right, the days are dark. Vita is not leaving the house. In fact, she can barely make it out of bed. Instead, she spends long, blurred hours falling in and out of The Pit, dead to the world and to herself.
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Completely transported
- By maria on 10-01-24
By: Kate Weinberg
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The Burnout
- A Novel
- By: Sophie Kinsella
- Narrated by: Bessie Carter
- Length: 12 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
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Sasha has had it. She cannot bring herself to respond to another inane, “urgent” email or participate in the corporate employee joyfulness program. She hasn’t seen her friends in months. Sex? Seems like a lot of effort. Even cooking dinner takes far too much planning. Sasha has hit a wall. Armed with good intentions to drink kale smoothies, try yoga, and find peace, she heads to the seaside resort she loved as a child. But it’s the off season, the hotel is in a dilapidated shambles, and she has to share the beach with the only other occupant: a grumpy guy named Finn.
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Classic Kinsella story
- By Mike b. on 10-21-23
By: Sophie Kinsella
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The Devil Wears Scrubs
- Dr. Jane McGill, Book 1
- By: Freida McFadden
- Narrated by: Victoria Connolly
- Length: 7 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
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Newly minted doctor Jane McGill is in hell. Not literally, of course. But between her drug addict patients, sleepless nights on call, and battling wits with the sadistic yet charming Sexy Surgeon, Jane can’t imagine an afterlife much worse than her first month of medical internship at County Hospital. And then there’s the devil herself: Jane’s senior resident Dr. Alyssa Morgan. When Alyssa becomes absolutely hell-bent on making her new interns pay tenfold for the deadly sin of incompetence, Jane starts to worry that she may not make it through the year with her soul or her sanity still intact.
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Not what you're expecting
- By Ryan on 08-19-24
By: Freida McFadden
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Plays Well with Others
- A Novel
- By: Sophie Brickman
- Narrated by: Eva Kaminsky
- Length: 9 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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Annie Lewin is at the end of her rope. She’s a mother of three young children, her workaholic husband is never around, and the vicious competition for spots in New York City’s kindergartens is heating up. A New York Times journalist-turned-parenting-advice-columnist for an internet start-up, Annie can’t help but judge the insanity of it all—even as she finds herself going to impossible lengths to secure the best spot for her own son.
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Fooled by the cut to purchase this book
- By flo on 10-17-24
By: Sophie Brickman
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Sex and Vanity
- A Novel
- By: Kevin Kwan
- Narrated by: Lydia Look
- Length: 9 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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The iconic author of the best-selling phenomenon Crazy Rich Asians returns with the glittering tale of a young woman who finds herself torn between two men: the WASPY fiancé of her family's dreams and George Zao, the man she is desperately trying to avoid falling in love with.
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Gorgeous
- By Jess on 07-05-20
By: Kevin Kwan
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Notes on Your Sudden Disappearance
- A Novel
- By: Alison Espach
- Narrated by: Jesse Vilinsky
- Length: 12 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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For much of her life, Sally Holt has been mystified by the things her older sister, Kathy, seems to have been born knowing. Kathy has answers for all of Sally’s questions about life, about love, and about Billy Barnes, a rising senior and local basketball star who mans the concession stand at the town pool. The girls have been fascinated by Billy ever since he jumped off the roof in elementary school, but Billy has never shown much interest in them until the summer before Sally begins eighth grade.
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Grief Changes Everything
- By QueeneB21 on 08-02-23
By: Alison Espach
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The Devil Wears Prada
- By: Lauren Weisberger
- Narrated by: Bernadette Dunne
- Length: 14 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Andrea Sachs, a small-town girl fresh out of college, is hired as the assistant to Miranda Priestly, the successful editor of Runway magazine. Andrea finds herself in an office that shouts Prada! Armani! Versace! at every turn. As things escalate from the merely unacceptable to the downright outrageous, Andrea begins to realize that the job a million girls would die for may just kill her. And even if she survives, she has to decide whether the job is worth the price of her soul.
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You won't be able to stop the player
- By Howard on 01-11-04
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The Paris Novel
- By: Ruth Reichl
- Narrated by: Kiiri Sandy
- Length: 9 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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When her estranged mother dies, Stella is left with an unusual inheritance: a one-way plane ticket and a note reading “Go to Paris.” Stella is hardly cut out for adventure; a traumatic childhood has kept her confined to the strict routines of her comfort zone. But when her boss encourages her to take time off, Stella resigns herself to honoring her mother’s last wishes.
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Magical, but read the actual book do not listen
- By Gina DiMartino on 04-25-24
By: Ruth Reichl
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The Wedding People
- A Novel
- By: Alison Espach
- Narrated by: Helen Laser
- Length: 11 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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It’s a beautiful day in Newport, Rhode Island, when Phoebe Stone arrives at the grand Cornwall Inn wearing a green dress and gold heels, not a bag in sight, alone. She's immediately mistaken by everyone in the lobby for one of the wedding people, but she’s actually the only guest at the Cornwall who isn’t here for the big event. Phoebe is here because she’s dreamed of coming for years—she hoped to shuck oysters and take sunset sails with her husband, only now she’s here without him, at rock bottom, and determined to have one last decadent splurge on herself.
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What a beautiful book
- By Brooke Baker on 08-15-24
By: Alison Espach
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- megjohnson
- 10-14-24
story that is more shallow than it's VERY shallow characters
shallow characters, shallow plot. Rich girl talks about fashion, name drops, bangs and couple of guys, the end. There's hardly a plot, no character arc and even the descriptions of the fashion are lacking substance. Shallowness could work if you could at least enjoy the decadence of shallowness, but this is so bland you can't even enjoy it as a guilty pleasure. (the voice actor is very pleasant to listen to though!)
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