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Bored of the Rings
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- Length: 5 hrs and 29 mins
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A quest, a war, a ring that would be grounds for calling any wedding off, a king without a kingdom, and a furry little "hero" named Frito, ready - or maybe just forced by the wizard Goodgulf - to undertake the one mission that can save Lower Middle Earth from enslavement by the evil Sorhed.
Luscious Elf-maidens, a roller-skating dragon, ugly plants that can soul kiss the unwary to death - these are just some of the ingredients in the wildest, wackiest, most irreverent excursion into fantasy realms that anyone has ever dared to undertake. For everyone who has delighted in J. R. R. Tolkien's fantasy masterwork - or anyone who's just looking for a good laugh - Bored of the Rings is the "all-in-one-volume" comic extravaganza that will convince lovers and haters of fantasy that they've finally experienced it all, and that they'll never need to read another fantasy parody again.
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Only fragments of the account of Huma survived the Cataclysm that broke the world of Krynn. The fullness of his tale has never been told – until now. One man took up the call to defend the world against the Queen of Darkness. He was the first Hero of the Lance, driven by his devotion to the Oath and the Measure and his love for a silver dragon. His life made him a hero. Here is the tale that made him a legend….
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poor performance, good story
- By Tim & Michelle on 10-25-16
By: Richard A. Knaak
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The Silmarillion
- By: J. R. R. Tolkien, Christopher Tolkien
- Narrated by: Andy Serkis
- Length: 19 hrs and 24 mins
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The tales of The Silmarillion are set in an age when Morgoth, the first Dark Lord, dwelt in Middle-earth, and the High Elves made war upon him for the recovery of the Silmarils, the jewels containing the pure light of Valinor. Included on the recording are several shorter works. The Ainulindalë is a myth of the Creation and in the Valaquenta the nature and powers of each of the gods is described. The Akallabêth recounts the downfall of the great island kingdom of Númenor at the end of the Second Age, and Of the Rings of Power tells of the great events at the end of the Third Age.
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- By Anonymous User on 06-29-23
By: J. R. R. Tolkien, and others
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The Doom Brigade
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- By: Margaret Weis, Don Perrin
- Narrated by: Nick Sullivan
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War can get a fellow killed. The fearless draconians of the War of the Lance have retired from the field of battle to a pleasant valley in the Kharolis Mountains. Well, it would be pleasant, if it weren't for some dwarves, whose irritating feuding prevents the draconians from realizing their greatest hope - the ability to continue their doomed race. When the dwarves discover a map leading to a fortune buried in the dwarven kingdom of Thorbardin, the draconians are swept up in a feverish race for treasure.
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Great story and great narrator!
- By Amazon Customer on 08-31-17
By: Margaret Weis, and others
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DragonSpell
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- By: Donita K. Paul
- Narrated by: Ellen Grafton
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Once a slave girl in the village of River Away, Kale is freed when she discovers a dragon's egg. She is given the unexpected opportunity to journey to the great walled city of Vendala to become a servant to Paladin. Yet this young girl has much to learn about the difference between slavery and service.
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I'm Enthralled by Donita K. Paul & Audible Books!
- By Sharri Lorraine on 09-21-11
By: Donita K. Paul
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Grendel
- By: John Gardner
- Narrated by: George Guidall
- Length: 5 hrs and 30 mins
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This classic and much lauded retelling of Beowulf follows the monster Grendel as he learns about humans and fights the war at the center of the Anglo Saxon classic epic.
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Unselfconscious, powerful narration.
- By Stephanie on 01-12-10
By: John Gardner
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The Adventures of Mr. Maximillian Bacchus and His Travelling Circus
- By: Clive Barker
- Narrated by: Bruce Donnelly
- Length: 2 hrs and 17 mins
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Maximillian Bacchus is the ringmaster, ruler, guide, and owner of what he considers the greatest show in the world. Traveling with a crocodile named Malachi, a trapeze girl named Ophelia, a strongman they call Hero (which is short for Hieronymus), and a clown named Domingo de Ybarrondo, who paints in a wagon pulled by a giant ibis bird, the troupe wanders from adventure to adventure with mythic aplomb.
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Weird Circus and Great Story
- By Scott Fabel on 06-04-12
By: Clive Barker
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Swords and Deviltry
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- By: Fritz Leiber
- Narrated by: Jonathan Davis, Neil Gaiman (introduction)
- Length: 7 hrs and 37 mins
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In the ancient city of Lankhmar, two men forge a friendship in battle. The red-haired barbarian Fafhrd left the snowy reaches of Nehwon looking for a new life, while the Gray Mouser, apprentice magician, fled after finding his master dead. These bawdy brothers-in-arms cement a friendship that leads them through the wilds of Nehwon facing thieves, wizards, princesses, and the depths of their desires and fears.
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Fafhrd/Gray Mouser
- By melody333 on 08-21-08
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The Familiars
- By: Adam Jay Epstein
- Narrated by: Lincoln Hoppe
- Length: 7 hrs and 23 mins
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Running fast to save his life, Aldwyn ducks into an unusual pet store. Moments later Jack, a young wizard in training, comes in to choose a magical animal to be his familiar. Aldwyn's always been clever. But magical? Jack thinks so - and Aldwyn is happy to play along. He just has to convince the other familiars - the know-it-all blue jay Skylar and the friendly tree frog Gilbert - that he's the powerful cat he claims to be. Then the unthinkable happens. Jack and two other young wizards are captured by the evil queen of Vastia!
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Good kid's story
- By Ed on 04-18-13
By: Adam Jay Epstein
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The 13 1/2 Lives of Captain Bluebear
- By: Walter Moers
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Playful enough for young adult readers, yet as intricate and engaging as any work of literary fiction, The 13 1/2 Lives of Captain Bluebear has the plot of a novel and the spontaneity and humor of a vintage comic book, making it already an instant cult classic.
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Hillarious and fantastic book and great listen
- By Paul on 03-25-11
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The Strange Affair of Spring Heeled Jack
- Burton & Swinburne, Book 1
- By: Mark Hodder
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Sir Richard Francis Burton and Algernon Charles Swinburne are sucked into the perilous depths of a moral and ethical vacuum when Lord Palmerston commissions Burton to investigate assaults on young women committed by a weird apparition known as Spring Heeled Jack - and to find out why werewolves are terrorizing London's East End.
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Fun Steampunk but on the outlandish side
- By Robert L. on 02-08-12
By: Mark Hodder
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- Tomi_D
- 06-17-24
Abridged and a brilliant story
Absolutely top shelf (the one with the plastic potted plants they hide the heavy duty cleaners behind). The reader only adding to the joy, whimsy and debauched pleasure of the writer’s fevered mind. To all readers, and particularly those who found the original long form of the tale to be needlessly filled with filler, settle in and savor this satire.
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- Tod Higman
- 05-25-19
Dated, but brings up fond memories.
This probably isn't for anyone under 40. But if you read this when you were a kid or you read the original books before they were movies you will probably chuckle a bit here. The performance is top notch.
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- Dustydoug
- 03-24-18
Amazing
The narrator is phenomenal and brings to life this already hilarious book. The updated material is likewise funny.
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- Eric Janssen
- 05-11-24
Okay, we GET it!
The narrator does a fun job of creating imitation Peter Jackson voices for Harvard Lampoon’s raunchy and dead-on Tolkien parody, but here, we have the Anniversary Edition reprint, that felt it had to footnote every single parody reference that might seem outdated since the early 70’s: if Frodo, Sam Gamgee and Gandalf become “Frito”, “Spam Gangrene” and “Goodgulf”, the authors helpfully remind new readers that these are jokes about snacks , canned meat, diseases and gasoline…Yes. Thank you. Got it. In the book, the reader can skim over these intrusions, but here, the narrator must read each one to constantly stop the flow of the humor for the obvious, and the result comes off maddeningly condescending. [Note: “Condescending” means talking down to people.]
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- A. Beckstrom
- 07-05-18
About as Good as I Expected
Silly, sophomoric, and about as good as I expected. BoTR is an OK parody of Tolkien’s epic LoTR series from the madmen behind your favorite Chevy Chase movies.
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- Hobbit Taz
- 07-11-18
nonsense cliff notes lord of the rings
Not really something i was happy to pay for. basically followed the Lord of the Rings but replaced the hobbits with pigs? the wizard with a street magician , rename everyone and everything with nonsense (Frodo renamed Frito) , poems and songs with random phrases. cut the story from 3 lengthy books down to a 9 hour audio book (about half or a third of 1 good sized book). and you get the idea if this story
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- Erica Paulk
- 04-28-20
I didn't get it
While there were many funny scenes and innuendos I didn't understand 90% of the jests. I did enjoy the narrator of the audiobook though. Jim Meskimen did a spot on impression of Gandalf. Also some of the name changes hand me in stitches and the Thesaurus monster was by far my favorite character. All and all a good break from the norm. Most of the time I just wasn't sure when something was actually a joke or just off the walls crazy town words.
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