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Narrated by:
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Tracie Bennett
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By:
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Helen Fielding
About this listen
Meet Bridget Jones—a 30-something singleton who is certain she would have all the answers if she could:
A) lose seven pounds
B) stop smoking
C) develop Inner Poise
Here is the laugh-out-loud daily chronicle of a hilarious year in the life of the devastatingly self-aware Bridget Jones; a year in which she resolves to: reduce the circumference of each thigh by one and a half inches, visit the gym three times a week not merely to buy a sandwich, and form a functional relationship with a responsible adult.
Bridget struggles to keep her life on an even keel—or at least afloat. Whenever her plans meet with disaster, she manages to pick herself up, go out on the town, and tell herself it will be all right in the morning, when life will definitely be different this time and totally alcohol-, calorie-, and perverted-misogynist-free.
Bridget Jones's Diary will make you like yourself for precisely those things you're most ashamed of. And through it all, Bridget will have you helpless with laughter, and shouting, "Bridget Jones is me!"
Please note: This is the abridged edition. An unabridged version is also available.
©1997 by Helen Fielding (P)1998 by Random House, Inc., Random House AudioBooks, a Division of Random House, Inc.Listeners also enjoyed...
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Critic reviews
Nominee for Audio Publishers Association 2001 Audie Award, Humor
“Screamingly funny!” (USA Today)
“Bridget Jones is channeling something so universal and (horrifyingly) familiar that readers will giggle and sigh with collective delight.” (Elle)
“Fielding . . . has rummaged all too knowingly through the bedrooms, closets, hearts, and minds of women everywhere.” (Glamour)
LOVE IT!!!!
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For Singletons Everywhere
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EXCELLENT IN ALL WAYS
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V. V. HYSTERICAL
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Better heard than read.
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Bridget Jones's Diary
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