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Narrated by:
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George Burns
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Gracie Allen
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Mel Blanc
About this listen
Logically illogical - that's Gracie Allen! And you can imagine what that means for her long-suffering husband, George Burns! Here are 16 laugh-packed adventures with the people who live in the Burns house, costarring announcer Bill Goodwin, musical director Meredith Willson, and Mel Blanc (as the Happy Postman)! Listen along as Gracie encourages George to get more romantic and discourages his singing.
These digitally restored and remastered shows - many of which have not been heard since their initial broadcast more than 50 years ago - feature visits by a number of curious callers, including Charles Mortimer (the future president of General Foods) and NBC vice president Sidney Strotz!
Episodes include: George Wants Meredith Out of the House 01-24-46; Gracie Tries to Hypnotize George 01-31-46; The Sponsor Visits 02-14-46; George and the Dude Ranch 02-28-46; George and Gracie Buy a Chicken Ranch 03-07-46; George's Wrestling Match 03-21-46; Playing Cupid for Meredith 03-28-46; Gracie's Little White Lies 04-04-46; Gracie Joins a Literary Club 04-11-46; Can George Become a Cowboy? 04-18-46; Gracie's Club Wants to Put on a Play 04-25-46; The Folly of Molly O'Malley - Part 1 05-02-46; The Folly of Molly O'Malley - Part 2 05-02-46; Newlyweds Next Door 05-16-46; Summer Show Worries 05-30-46; George's Allergies 09-05-46.
©2016 Sandra & Brad Burns. All rights reserved. Manufactured under exclusive license from Radio Spirits. For home use only. Unauthorized duplicating strictly prohibited. (P)2016 RSPT, LLC. All Rights Reserved.Listeners also enjoyed...
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