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Burns & Allen: Nonsense
- Narrated by: George Burns, Gracie Allen, Bill Goodwin, Eddie Cantor, Herbert Marshall, Old Time Radio
- Length: 7 hrs and 56 mins
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Reality isn't all it's cracked up to be - at least not whenever Gracie's around! That means that things are always hopping down at the Burns house in this collection of 16 laugh-packed episodes of The George Burns and Gracie Allen Show!
Pitchman Bill Goodwin is on hand, and so is a whole gang of famous guests (including Charles Laughton, Eddie Cantor, Herbert Marshall, Bob Burns, and Claudette Colbert). Join the stars, along with Elvia Allman as Tootsie Sagwell, Clarence Nash as Herman the Duck, and Mel Blanc as "The Happy Postman" for eight solid hours of logically-illogical fun!
Episodes Include: The Man From MGM 11-03-42; Hat Box Hostage 11-17-42; Hit By a Club 11-24-42; Messy Mechanics 12-01-42; Being Neighborly 12-08-42; The Swami's Predictions 12-15-42; King George 01-26-43; Good Help Is Hard to Find 02-02-43; Cast Your Ballot 02-09-43; Huckleberry Bucket 02-23-43; Victory Garden 03-30-43; Big Jake 04-06-43; Guest: Claudette Colbert 04-13-43; Broke Uncle Hubert 04-20-43; Gracie Appears in Traffic Court 06-01-43; Shortage of Husbands 09-07-43
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