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Roxelana Waters
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Lani Lynn Vale
About this listen
It’s not every day you meet a man at the bar, stare at him for hours, and then right when you decide to make a move, he gets up to leave. Worse, when you follow him outside, you see him completely change his appearance by shucking a wig and a button down shirt, dropping them into the nearest trash can.
When Crimson looks around to see who noticed the complete one-eighty that’s just taken place, not a single person notices or cares. When she looks back, he’s gone.
Dejected, she leaves, thinking maybe she’d hallucinated and made the whole night up.
Only, just as she passes a dark alley, she’s taken. Literally and figuratively.
That’s the night that Winston Cyrus Osborn, III walks into her life.
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Crimson is the worst type of woman.
She’s curious.
And curiosity kills the cat in his line of work.
With nothing else left to lose, he’s set to rid this world of the filth that infests it. And in doing that, he’s made a lot of enemies that would like nothing better than to ruin him and every single person he cares about.
At every turn, she’s there, insinuating herself into his life. And despite his attempts to keep her at arm’s length, she blows past every single barrier he erects.
He should really stay away.
He should also make sure that she stays out of his business.
Yet, he keeps letting her in. And she keeps reminding him why he wants her to stay.
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Lowen Ashleigh is a struggling writer on the brink of financial ruin when she accepts the job offer of a lifetime. Jeremy Crawford, husband of best-selling author Verity Crawford, has hired Lowen to complete the remaining books in a successful series his injured wife is unable to finish. Lowen arrives at the Crawford home, ready to sort through years of Verity's notes and outlines, hoping to find enough material to get her started. What Lowen doesn't expect to uncover in the chaotic office is an unfinished autobiography Verity never intended for anyone to read.
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intriguing but skip if triggered by child abuse
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By: Colleen Hoover
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Merry Ever After
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- By: Tessa Bailey
- Narrated by: Summer Morton, Connor Crais
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Evie Crowe is starting over in a strange town with her newborn, and men are the furthest thing from her mind. If only the quiet, hulking farmer, Luke Ward, would stop coming into the thrift shop and piquing her reluctant interest. Evie wants to stay single all the way—she can’t trust anything more than friends-with-holiday-benefits. But Luke is in it for the long haul. He’s fixed on making this a Christmas Evie will remember forever. If she gives him a chance.
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Cringy lines ruined it
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Cruel Winter with You
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All newly minted pediatrician Jamie Malek wants is to borrow a roasting pan for Christmas dinner. Unfortunately, that requires her to interact with Marc—her best friend’s troublemaking brother, who’s now a tech billionaire. He’s the one who got away. She’s the one who broke his heart. Outside, a howling blizzard. Inside, a crackling fire. Suddenly, being snowbound with the man she never expected to see again might not be such a bad way to spend a winter’s night.
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Endless insecurities and translation fails
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Tilly Farriday isn’t feeling very jolly this season. Recently divorced and broke, she’s squatting in one of her rental agency’s properties until her new home is ready. The sprinkles on top of the burnt Christmas cookie that is her life? The new owner shows up early, forcing Tilly to hide in the attic to save her job…and what remains of her dignity.
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I ain’t afraid of no ghosts
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Clark Griswold was onto something...at least with his annual holiday meltdown. And since the last three weeks of my life have been riddled with humbug—another breakup, a broken toe, an office promotion I deserved and didn’t get—I’m not at all in the mood to celebrate nor have the happ, happ, happiest Christmas EVER.
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Gaslighting and games
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How to Lose a Guy Before Christmas
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After a snowstorm grounds her flight, Lucy makes a last-ditch effort to get home for Christmas using a rideshare app. She thinks she’ll be taking a road trip with a stranger...but the guy who shows up is someone she knows all too well. He’s the hookup she ghosted a few months ago, and now she’ll be stuck in a car with him for the most awkward road trip of her life.
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Nearly pitch perfect holiday romcom novella
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 11-17-23
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Merriment and Mayhem
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- Narrated by: Amelie Griffin
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When Everleigh Dangerfield’s baking disaster necessitates a call to 911, firefighter Griffin Brantley douses the flames in the kitchen, but the ones he stokes in Everleigh are an entirely different story. Unfortunately, Everleigh’s only visiting and doesn’t do casual hookups, no matter how smoldering the temptation. But Everleigh’s holiday mishaps have just begun. And Griffin is seemingly always on call. If Everleigh is game for a change of plans, he can give her the merriest Christmas of her life.
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Shoulda been Merriment, Mayhem, and Mouth
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Resting Scrooge Face
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After a bad breakup, Nola wants nothing to do with Christmas, especially in her quaint hometown of Bright Harbor, Maine. Infuriatingly charming and cheery, Nola’s surroundings only worsen her sour mood. To make matters worse, Caleb, the boy who broke her heart years ago, is all grown up and still living in town. While doing her best to avoid him, Nola bumps into the local mailman, who gives her a mysterious letter. And when she finds that the writer is a fellow Scrooge, she can’t help but feel her spirit lifting.
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No-sex, “enemies to lovers,” Christmas short story
- By Kate McMurry on 12-24-22
By: Meghan Quinn
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- Vanessa Guzman
- 11-23-23
heck yeah
Woooo this was so good! Loved the narration! Another gem Lani babes! Already looking forward to her Christmas bonus book!!
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- Jessi
- 11-28-23
Great story and narration
I really enjoyed the story and the narrators really brought the characters to life. I love this series and can’t wait for the next two books to come out.
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- Julia Q
- 12-20-23
HOLY MOLY HOTTTTT!!!
Absolute BEST LLV book to date. The narrators were INCREDIBLE. The story line HOT HOT HOT!!! I have read and listened to every LLV book out there and this by far was my favorite.
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- A.Fernandez
- 11-30-23
Winston and Crimson
An intriguing, suspenseful and captivating story. Winston and Crimson are total opposites; he's a control freak. intense and no-nonsense, she's a free spirit, bold and unyielding, which makes this story fun. If you are down for a guilty-please love story that is sassy and witty this is for you. Clown Motel is a voyeuristic joy ride.
I am thoroughly enjoying this series, this was a fantastic addition to this series. Cannot wait for the next book.
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- Annette
- 11-27-23
Narrators
I was able to tolerate the male narrator but the female narrator made me want to beat my head against a wall she was so annoying. I love LLV stories but a narrator can really ruin it.
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- Sheri B.
- 01-02-24
Very good series.
I liked this story and the Narrators very much. I intend to listen to all the books in this series just as soon as the next ones come out. I loved the characters. Note: this is listed under Romantic comedy but there are intense dramatic portions that can be very upsetting concerning child trafficking to name one area without giving anything away. The female characters are endearing and quirky with strong male characters. I laughed and cried.
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- Deb
- 11-22-23
Join the circus
I especially enjoyed the narrators chosen for this story. I’m looking forward to the rest of the series.
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- HARPER
- 12-03-23
This one is my favorite but…
Definitely my favorite so far! I did not want it to end. Epic writing style to impress the dark notes of wandering minds! I loved it!
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- marie keagy
- 12-12-23
Great story. Heart warming
The lady reading Crimson was too whispery in her delivery. But I got used to it.
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- Amazon Customer
- 11-23-23
Hurts so good
Ok this is definitely my favorite of the series, sassy heroine ✔️ alpha male ✔️ raunchy humor ✔️✔️tears yesss, this story touches on human trafficking and the loss of someone’s child, but is so beautifully written that it has you laughing through tears which is one of the best emotions to feel when reading or listening to a book, this is one of her best books she’s written so Enjoy!
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