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Devon Grace
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Bradley Ford
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By:
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Alina Jacobs
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When you catch your fiancé cheating on you with your sister on Christmas Eve, the elf hat comes off.
I’ve always been the good girl—the helper, the one who eats her food cold so her guests are taken care of, who volunteers at nursing homes, who bakes cookies for her neighbors, and who stays late after a party to clean up. I don’t mind. Being good is who I am.
I kept smiling when I caught my fiancé coming down my sister’s chimney on Christmas Eve.
I gave polite congratulations when they got engaged.
And I even offered to help decorate for their Christmas wedding despite the fact that was supposed to be my dream wedding.
But when my sister cuts up my great-grandmother’s 100-year-old wedding dress and turns it into a skank show, even though that was the dress I was going to wear on my wedding day? Well, this elf is torching down the North Pole.
And what better way to get revenge than giving those cheaters a taste of their own medicine? This good elf is bringing the bad boy home for Christmas. Hudson is six foot five, coldhearted, tattooed—a bad elf with a perpetual sneer and washboard abs. He’s exactly my sister’s type.
And he’s going to help me nuke her wedding from orbit on the night before Christmas. What he is not supposed to do is crawl in my bed half naked. And he’s definitely not supposed to smirk and tell me to commit to the fake relationship right before he goes down on me. Gulp! Maybe there’s a reason the good elves stay far away from the bad elves.
Good elves of Christmas unite! We’re ogling the tattooed chests of shirtless bad boys, baking massive amounts of cookies, drinking all the wine, and trying to survive recently divorced grandmothers who have a pathological obsession with our love lives. This stand-alone holiday romantic comedy has all the Christmas cheer you can fit in your stocking and a happily ever after, guaranteed!
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Christmas is bad enough without all the music, frantic shopping sprees, and holiday parties. So many parties… with people you couldn’t stand in high school and definitely can’t stand now. Top of the list? Patty Harrison. She made my teen years miserable and, now that we’re adults, she’s trying to get me banned from the Christmas market. Even so, I’m not going to commit literal murder.
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No plot, so cheesy
- By Morgan Chelf on 01-15-25
By: Alina Jacobs
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After His Peonies: A Romantic Comedy
- The Svensson Brothers, Book 0.5
- By: Alina Jacobs
- Narrated by: Beth Roeg, Patrick Zeller
- Length: 5 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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Rules are meant to be broken. Except for one: Women can't get enough peonies. Even the girl in front of me in line is admiring the peonies in my hand. While I need these particular flowers for my latest plot, I'll still give Meghan the biggest, thickest bouquet I can find. It's flattering how much she wants my peonies. And I don't mind personally delivering.
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Really need an ending to each book
- By Sam on 02-05-23
By: Alina Jacobs
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Into the Dark
- The Devil's Claw, Book 1
- By: Reece Barden
- Narrated by: Dan Levy, Isabelle Turner
- Length: 9 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
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If you go down to the woods today, you're sure of a big surprise...When Holly moves to Sutton, an isolated mountain town with a dark reputation, she's a woman on a mission. She's looking for answers about the father she never knew. With three other women already missing, the last thing she expects while looking into his disappearance is to meet a man. Or two.
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Good story
- By Amazon Customer on 04-10-25
By: Reece Barden
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Ice Cold Player
- Beyond the Ice, Book 1
- By: Nikki Hall
- Narrated by: Samantha Cook, Bryant Walker
- Length: 6 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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Anyone but her. Eva Adams—the entitled, picture-perfect cheer princess. Incapable of empathy, patently manipulative, and absolutely beautiful. I can't afford her drama—I just want to play my last year of hockey without being kicked out of TU, but there she is on my first day back. Crying. In a weak moment, I make her an offer. An agreement I never thought she'd take. Except she surprises me, and now I'm faced with a dilemma. Protect my secrets… or win the girl.
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Not bad. Story line was ok.
- By Denise M. Mcginnis on 01-06-25
By: Nikki Hall
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This Vicious Dream
- Kingdom of Death, Book 1
- By: Stacia Stark
- Narrated by: Meg Sylvan, Tim Paige
- Length: 11 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Once, I helped save a kingdom. Now, I’m trapped in a prison of thorns and nightmares. My crime? Knowing the location of a power that could reshape the world—a grimoire I swore to protect with my life. That secret is the only thing keeping me alive while my captors wait for me to break. Until he arrives. Beautiful. Ruthless. Dark, inscrutable eyes. A dangerously wicked grin. But he’s not here to rescue me. He wants the grimoire for himself–and he’ll destroy anyone who stands in his way. My only choice is a fragile, temporary alliance with a man I can never trust.
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loved this book!!
- By Nicole on 05-18-25
By: Stacia Stark
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A Tempting Arrangement
- Twisted Vows, Book 1
- By: J. Wilder
- Narrated by: Jack Calihan, Alexis Paige
- Length: 9 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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Ruthless, arrogant, and cold-hearted are some of the words I would use to describe my a**hole of a boss, Damon Everette. That doesn't stop the goosebumps from rising along my neck every time he says my name or the way my pulse races when his stormy gray eyes pierce mine. So, when he coerces me into a fake marriage to uphold his family's tradition, I can't resist pushing his buttons. He's a walking red flag, and I should run the second this arrangement ends. But the very thought of losing him is suffocating—a dangerous addiction that I can't seem to break.
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~ SO DAMN DISAPPOINTING ~
- By 🔹🔸🔹🔸CAROLYN 🔹🔸🔹🔸 on 02-21-25
By: J. Wilder
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Holiday Hoax
- A Fake Marriage Billionaire Romance
- By: Maggie Cole
- Narrated by: Ava Lucas, Aiden Snow
- Length: 10 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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She’s going to drive me nuts. Nevertheless, her perky everything, endless legs, and innocent eyes will come in handy. It’ll stop my family from pushing every country girl turned wanna-be Dallas socialite on me.
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Rotten Georgia Peach
- By Jessica Rodriguez on 12-12-22
By: Maggie Cole
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Ruthless King
- Kings of Temptation
- By: Sienna Cross
- Narrated by: Jess Trepanier, Edo De Angelis
- Length: 9 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
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Sold to the mob. Four words I never thought I'd utter. Worse, it was my father who did the unthinkable. When the creditors come to collect, I'm handed over to the most ruthless man in New York City—Luca Valentino. The head of the notorious Kings is as gorgeous as he is lethal. Dark, possessive, and violent. Nothing like the boy I grew up with, my dead brother's best friend.
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Can’t return.
- By Pumpkin on 04-07-25
By: Sienna Cross
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The Changeup
- The Vegas Kings, Book 1
- By: Emily Childs
- Narrated by: Mia Madison, C.J. Mission
- Length: 7 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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He's baseball's biggest heartbreaker. I'm a recovering romantic...and his new trainer. Parker Knight is a smooth-talking pitcher with a smile for days and a roster of broken hearts behind him. Those are only a few reasons why a guy like him is never getting near my heart. After making a move to prove I deserve a place within my dad's baseball empire, the last thing on my mind is a playboy pitcher. I didn't know who he was when we randomly met off the field, and Parker certainly had no idea I'm the team owner's daughter. He thought I was going to be his next conquest.
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great story
- By Anonymous User on 05-16-25
By: Emily Childs
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The Pucking Wrong Number
- The Pucking Wrong Series, Book 1
- By: C.R. Jane
- Narrated by: Troy Duran, Alexis Paige
- Length: 9 hrs and 45 mins
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“Give me a second chance, babe . . . and I’ll blow your mind.” Monroe doesn’t know why she answers the text that’s obviously meant for someone else. Or why she keeps answering. Maybe it’s because she’s all alone in a big city and in desperate need of a lifeline. Or maybe it’s because each exchange leaves her intrigued and more than a little turned on. Still, Monroe never would’ve snarked back if she’d known she was talking to the “Golden Boy” of the Dallas Knights.
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Dark hockey romance!
- By Sarah Beth on 07-24-23
By: C.R. Jane
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The Name in Lights Collection
- Four Single Parent Rom Coms
- By: Kayley Loring
- Narrated by: Teddy Hamilton, Mackenzie Cartwright, Jason Clarke, and others
- Length: 23 hrs and 24 mins
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Hey. You looking for a steamy single parent romantic comedy? How about three single dad steamy rom coms and one single mom steamy rom com? The Name in Lights Collection contains three full standalone novels and a bonus novelette that's set in the same world. What's a novelette, you might ask? It's slightly shorter than a novella and longer than a short story, but equally as entertaining as a novel. Really!
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cool geeks
- By Orlene Stroud on 05-06-25
By: Kayley Loring
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The Devil's Deal
- Cavaleri Brothers, Book 1
- By: Lilian Harris
- Narrated by: Gideon Frost, Lessa Lamb
- Length: 11 hrs and 33 mins
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She’s the devil's daughter, but once, she was my only friend. Everything changed 15 years ago when her father killed mine. When she betrayed me. And every day since, all I’ve thought about is vengeance. Brutal, twisted revenge.
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♥️❤️ SO GOOD.. I NEED MORE STARS ❤️♥️
- By 🔹🔸🔹🔸CAROLYN 🔹🔸🔹🔸 on 11-27-22
By: Lilian Harris
Not a big fan
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Alina Jacobs has written her best yet!
Come for the story, stay for the Grandmas!
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Should have listened to the reviews
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I’m in love!
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I looked like a crazy lady
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So much fun
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Literally the funniest book
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Adorable!
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Hudson. Gracie’s family is a fun conglomeration of stereotypical chaotic types with conservative grandma verses free wheeling liberated grandma. Over nosy relatives, overly sexual relatives and a brood of judgmental female relatives. Gracie is the good girl,the giver, the cook, baker, and decorator. Extremely controlled by parents that make demands on her. Hudson is the bad boy on a secret mission, who helps Gracie find her backbone with her family. It’s a fun listen.
Favorite holiday book, it’s family chaos
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The unexpected brings out the best in us
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