
Curvy Girls Can't Date Soldiers
The Curvy Girl Club, Book 8
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Dakota Hoss
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Kelsie Stelting
About this listen
He’s in love with me. The only problem? He thinks I’m someone else.
I’ve spent my whole life trying not to get bullied. For my frizzy hair. My freckles. The white patches on my Black skin or the gap in my teeth. Not to mention the extra hundred pounds I have on most of my classmates.
So when my soldier pen pal wants to see a picture of me, I freak. I send him a picture of one of the it girls at school and move on. The odds of us meeting in person are less than zero, and for once in my life, I want to know what it feels like to be one of the beautiful girls. Someone a guy like him would be into.
And it is amazing.... Until I start to feel more about him than just a pen pal should. He says he feels the same way, but when he wants to meet me, I have a huge problem.
How can I put my heart on the line when I can’t even show my face?
This curvy military romance is going to have you shaking your head one moment and wiping your eyes the next. Get ready to see what it means to face your biggest fears when your biggest fear is yourself.
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- Romance Junky
- 11-29-23
I love the story line and the series is great.
The voices, what is this. The female voice isn’t bad just the background nose, and the man’s voice, CREEPY.
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- Shelbi
- 04-14-25
Story is great, Narration is absolutely awful
I have enjoyed the story so far but I have given up on the audiobook and purchased the e-book instead. The narration from both parties is awful. Inconsistent audio. Multiple words pronounced incorrectly. Monotone. I could go on but I won't. The narration is just overall unprofessional and makes this unbelievably hard to listen to.
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- allysa m.
- 11-28-23
the narrative
I didn't like the narrative on this one was hard to get through had to have a lot of patience I love these books and this series but this was tough
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- MommaOf2
- 11-10-23
Awful narration!
The narrators are absolutely atrocious! And this is coming from someone who has used the voiceover/Siri feature to read kindle books out loud like audiobooks. It was soooooo hard to get through the book. The story was cute though. I loved the previous audiobooks but this was subpar by far. The author really should consider a redo on this one.
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- Chelsea
- 05-28-24
story was great, audio/ narration was horrible
I absolutely loved this story and connected the D alot... however the audio quality was horrible. I liked the girls voice and thought she did well. but alot of the audio was not the best quality. as for the guys narration so much of it was off, and the quality of the audio was just all around Bad in my opinion. this really needs to be redone
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- Danielle
- 09-19-24
Please hire new narrators…
The narrators killed this story for me. The story itself was predictable and didn’t keep my attention. I almost DNF.
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- Amazon Customer
- 05-11-23
Hard to enjoy
Enjoying the series until this book, the story is good but the narrators are awful.
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- Feliciak09
- 06-26-24
Amazing story, worst narration
This was actually my favorite story so far in the series. It was adorable. The pen pal idea was so cute, unexpected, and not so cliche. The female narrator took some getting used to. I just felt like a little kid was reading to me. I did get used to it though. The male narrator however, I don’t think I could ever get used to. I’m not sure if it’s because his voice was SO low, or the monotone, maybe both. I almost stopped listening but I was already so invested in the story by the time he started. Narration aside, the book was so good.
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- Tasha Purdy
- 06-03-24
Voice overs
What is this robot voice for Apollo? Totally jills his pov. Nadira, just sounds bored the entire time. Love the storyline but to voice overs could’ve been way better.
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- Nicole F
- 09-27-23
Narrators made it hard to finish
I slowly got used to the young girl, but the male was so hard to listen to. He spoke so fast and was monotone. It was hard to imagine the character with his voice.
I finished listening but only because I was enjoying the story.
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