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A Humorous Mystery
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Narrated by:
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Hector Carrillo
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By:
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R.D. Smith
About this listen
Trailer parks. Rednecks with ambition. Media coverage. Murder. Moonshine. Bootlegging. Conspiracy theories. Rasslin’ moves. Hot rods. Duct tape. Mullets and monster trucks. Homemade vehicles. Mazes. Escape tunnels. Safe rooms. Pistols and pursuing leads.
The whole town thinks Willem has already committed two murders. Why shouldn’t they believe he’s committed more?
For the past year and a half, Willem has been an outcast in his hometown. Everyone believes he’s a killer. On top of the murder accusations, his “biofuel/fertilizer” business is failing. He’s well over knee-deep in inventory with no chance of a sale in sight. When Murven, his out-of-work best buddy, volunteers to help him with his daily collection, they discover Willem is stockpiling more than he bargained for as an "entre-manure."
Once the sheriff gets involved, Willem's past and Murven's general reputation slingshot them both to the top of the list of murder suspects. With a little help from an unexpected ally, they escape custody and fight to clear their names of murder. As the news spreads, every busybody and media hog in the county—family, friend or foe—wants a piece of Willem and Murven's fifteen minutes of infamy.
A not-so-cozy Southern mystery for action & adventure and cozy mystery lovers!
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- GARY WEIR
- 10-15-24
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I think my IQ dropped 10 points listening to this book but still very funny.
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- Amanda C
- 02-07-25
Smooth storyline
Well written story, with numerous characters and fun storyline. Easy listening. Loved how each chapter ended with the title word.
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- Roger
- 12-26-24
Great characters
The end left us hanging about Peggy and Wilbur , next book maybe ? Hope there's more like this one
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- Anonymous User
- 08-23-24
Boring
Too slow, not very fond of southern speech made them sound stupid. But it could have just been me!
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- KT
- 12-21-24
Disappointed. Waste of money!
This was neither humorous nor a mystery. It was slow, dumb and boring. I was very disappointed. I tried to return it but unfortunately since i bought it using my bank account instead of an audible credit it wasn't eligible for return.
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- Luna D Lowery
- 10-01-24
Sappy
Too cartoonish to be entertaining. At least I made it all the way through. The narration was too slow to visualize all of the action packed into it. This book was a Dagwood sandwich with too many tomatoes. It was quickly soggy and fell apart.
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