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Narrated by:
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Miriam Margolyes
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Stephen Mangan
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Tamsin Greig
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Brought to you by Penguin.
Shh! Listen! What is that I hear
Gallumphing softly up the stair?
This edition of Dirty Beasts, part of The Roald Dahl Classic Collection, is perfect for Dahl fans old and new.
So, enter a world where invention and mischief can be found on every page and where magic might be at the very tips of your fingers . . .
The Roald Dahl Classic Collection reinstates the versions of Dahl’s books that were published before the 2022 Puffin editions, aimed at newly independent young listeners.
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- TAEYOUNHEE
- 10-02-20
Good Rhyme Book
This book is good rhyme for children.
especially porcufine he likes.
England Speaker and pronunciation.
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