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Revolting Rhymes & Dirty Beasts
- Narrated by: Stephen Mangan, Tamsin Greig, Miriam Margolyes
- Length: 1 hr and 10 mins
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Revolting rhymes
Did you think Cinderella married the prince and lived happily ever after, or that the three little pigs outsmarted the wolf? Think again! Master storyteller Roald Dahl adds his own darkly comic twists to six favorite tales, complete with rambunctious rhymes and hilarious surprise endings.
Dirty beasts
Roald Dahl's inimitable style and humor shine in this collection of poems about mischievous and mysterious animals. From Stingaling the scorpion to Crocky-Wock the crocodile, Dahl's animals are nothing short of ridiculous. A clever pig with an unmentionable plan to save his own bacon and an anteater with an unusually large appetite are among the characters created by Dahl in these timeless rhymes.
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A taste of her own medicine. George is alone in the house with Grandma. The most horrid, grizzly old grunion of a grandma ever. She needs something stronger than her usual medicine to cure her grouchiness. A special grandma medicine, a remedy for everything. And George knows just what to put into it. Grandma's in for the surprise of her life - and so is George, when he sees the results of his mixture!
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Feel like a kid again!
- By Dylan on 10-18-18
By: Roald Dahl
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The Roald Dahl Audio Collection
- Includes Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, James & the Giant Peach, Fantastic Mr. Fox, The Enormous Crocodile & The Magic Finger
- By: Roald Dahl
- Narrated by: Roald Dahl
- Length: 3 hrs and 40 mins
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Roald Dahl’s wickedly funny novels have turned him into the world’s number one storyteller. In this collection five splendiferous stories are brought to life by the author himself.
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Shame that's abridged, but wonderful nonetheless
- By Julieta de los espíritus on 02-24-14
By: Roald Dahl
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The BFG
- By: Roald Dahl
- Narrated by: David Walliams
- Length: 4 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
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The BFG is no ordinary bone-crunching giant. He is far too nice and jumbly. It's lucky for Sophie that he is. Had she been carried off in the middle of the night by the Bloodbottler, or any of the other giants - rather than the BFG - she would have soon become breakfast. When Sophie hears that the giants are flush-bunking off to England to swollomp a few nice little chiddlers, she decides she must stop them once and for all. And the BFG is going to help her!
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GREEKS FROM GREECE ALL BE TASTING GREASY
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 06-21-16
By: Roald Dahl
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The Witches
- By: Roald Dahl
- Narrated by: Miranda Richardson
- Length: 4 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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This is not a fairy tale. This is about real witches. Grandmamma loves to tell about witches. Real witches are the most dangerous of all living creatures on Earth. There's nothing they hate so much as children, and they work all kinds of terrifying spells to get rid of them. Her grandson listens closely to Grandmamma's stories - but nothing can prepare him for the day he comes face-to-face with The Grand High Witch herself!
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Don't listen in the car
- By Elicia on 08-14-16
By: Roald Dahl
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Fantastic Mr. Fox and Other Animal Stories
- Includes Esio Trot, The Enormous Crocodile & The Giraffe and the Pelly and Me
- By: Roald Dahl
- Narrated by: Quentin Blake, Hugh Laurie, Stephen Fry, and others
- Length: 2 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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Nobody outfoxes Fantastic Mr. Fox! Someone's been stealing from the three meanest farmers around, and they know the identity of the thief - it's Fantastic Mr. Fox! Working alone they could never catch him; but now fat Boggis, squat Bunce, and skinny Bean have joined forces, and they have Mr. Fox and his family surrounded. What they don't know is that they're not dealing with just any fox - Mr. Fox would rather die than surrender. Only the most fantastic plan can save him now.
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Some information for listeners
- By Julieta de los espíritus on 01-09-14
By: Roald Dahl
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The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar
- By: Roald Dahl
- Narrated by: Andrew Scott
- Length: 7 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Seven superb stories, from the world's no. one storyteller. Meet the boy who can talk to animals and the man who can see with his eyes closed. And find out about the treasure buried deep underground. A cleaver mix of fact and fiction, this collection also includes how master storyteller Roald Dahl became a writer. With Roald Dahl, you can never be sure where reality ends and fantasy begins.
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Some great stories I grew up with.
- By Dylan on 03-16-16
By: Roald Dahl
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George's Marvelous Medicine
- By: Roald Dahl
- Narrated by: Derek Jacobi
- Length: 1 hr and 36 mins
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A taste of her own medicine. George is alone in the house with Grandma. The most horrid, grizzly old grunion of a grandma ever. She needs something stronger than her usual medicine to cure her grouchiness. A special grandma medicine, a remedy for everything. And George knows just what to put into it. Grandma's in for the surprise of her life - and so is George, when he sees the results of his mixture!
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Feel like a kid again!
- By Dylan on 10-18-18
By: Roald Dahl
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The Roald Dahl Audio Collection
- Includes Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, James & the Giant Peach, Fantastic Mr. Fox, The Enormous Crocodile & The Magic Finger
- By: Roald Dahl
- Narrated by: Roald Dahl
- Length: 3 hrs and 40 mins
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Roald Dahl’s wickedly funny novels have turned him into the world’s number one storyteller. In this collection five splendiferous stories are brought to life by the author himself.
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Shame that's abridged, but wonderful nonetheless
- By Julieta de los espíritus on 02-24-14
By: Roald Dahl
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The BFG
- By: Roald Dahl
- Narrated by: David Walliams
- Length: 4 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
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The BFG is no ordinary bone-crunching giant. He is far too nice and jumbly. It's lucky for Sophie that he is. Had she been carried off in the middle of the night by the Bloodbottler, or any of the other giants - rather than the BFG - she would have soon become breakfast. When Sophie hears that the giants are flush-bunking off to England to swollomp a few nice little chiddlers, she decides she must stop them once and for all. And the BFG is going to help her!
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GREEKS FROM GREECE ALL BE TASTING GREASY
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 06-21-16
By: Roald Dahl
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The Witches
- By: Roald Dahl
- Narrated by: Miranda Richardson
- Length: 4 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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This is not a fairy tale. This is about real witches. Grandmamma loves to tell about witches. Real witches are the most dangerous of all living creatures on Earth. There's nothing they hate so much as children, and they work all kinds of terrifying spells to get rid of them. Her grandson listens closely to Grandmamma's stories - but nothing can prepare him for the day he comes face-to-face with The Grand High Witch herself!
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Don't listen in the car
- By Elicia on 08-14-16
By: Roald Dahl
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Fantastic Mr. Fox and Other Animal Stories
- Includes Esio Trot, The Enormous Crocodile & The Giraffe and the Pelly and Me
- By: Roald Dahl
- Narrated by: Quentin Blake, Hugh Laurie, Stephen Fry, and others
- Length: 2 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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Nobody outfoxes Fantastic Mr. Fox! Someone's been stealing from the three meanest farmers around, and they know the identity of the thief - it's Fantastic Mr. Fox! Working alone they could never catch him; but now fat Boggis, squat Bunce, and skinny Bean have joined forces, and they have Mr. Fox and his family surrounded. What they don't know is that they're not dealing with just any fox - Mr. Fox would rather die than surrender. Only the most fantastic plan can save him now.
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Some information for listeners
- By Julieta de los espíritus on 01-09-14
By: Roald Dahl
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The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar
- By: Roald Dahl
- Narrated by: Andrew Scott
- Length: 7 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Seven superb stories, from the world's no. one storyteller. Meet the boy who can talk to animals and the man who can see with his eyes closed. And find out about the treasure buried deep underground. A cleaver mix of fact and fiction, this collection also includes how master storyteller Roald Dahl became a writer. With Roald Dahl, you can never be sure where reality ends and fantasy begins.
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Some great stories I grew up with.
- By Dylan on 03-16-16
By: Roald Dahl
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James and the Giant Peach
- By: Roald Dahl
- Narrated by: Julian Rhind-Tutt
- Length: 3 hrs and 18 mins
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A little magic can take you a long way. After James Henry Trotter's parents are tragically eaten by a rhinoceros, he goes to live with his two horrible aunts, Spiker and Sponge. Life there is no fun, until James accidentally drops some magic crystals by the old peach tree and strange things start to happen. The peach at the top of the tree begins to grow, and before long it's as big as a house. Inside, James meets a bunch of oversized friends - Grasshopper, Centipede, Ladybug, and more. With a snip of the stem, the peach starts rolling away, and the great adventure begins!
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James will figure it out.
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 03-22-14
By: Roald Dahl
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Danny the Champion of the World
- By: Roald Dahl
- Narrated by: Peter Serafinowicz
- Length: 4 hrs and 27 mins
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Can Danny and his father outsmart the villainous Mr. Hazell? Danny has a life any boy would love - his home is a gypsy caravan, he's the youngest master car mechanic around, and his best friend is his dad, who never runs out of wonderful stories to tell. But one night Danny discovers a shocking secret that his father has kept hidden for years. Soon Danny finds himself the mastermind behind the most incredible plot ever attempted against nasty Victor Hazell, a wealthy landowner with a bad attitude. Can they pull it off? If so, Danny will truly be the champion of the world.
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Wonderfully read, timeless story
- By RJ on 04-14-16
By: Roald Dahl
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The Twits, The Minpins & The Magic Finger
- By: Roald Dahl
- Narrated by: Richard Ayoade, Bill Bailey, Kate Winslet
- Length: 2 hrs and 11 mins
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Mr. and Mrs. Twit are the smelliest, nastiest, ugliest people in the world. They hate everything - except playing mean jokes on each other, catching innocent birds to put in their Bird Pies, and making their caged monkeys, the Muggle-Wumps, stand on their heads all day. But the Muggle-Wumps have had enough. They don't just want out, they want revenge.
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Can't hear it
- By AndyB on 10-29-16
By: Roald Dahl
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Fantastic Mr. Fox
- By: Roald Dahl
- Narrated by: Chris O'Dowd
- Length: 1 hr and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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Fantastic Mr. Fox is on the run! The three meanest farmers around are out to get him. Fat Boggis, squat Bunce, and skinny Bean have joined forces, and they have Mr. Fox and his family surrounded. What they don’t know is that they’re not dealing with just any fox–Mr. Fox would never surrender. But only the most fantastic plan ever can save him now.
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Fantastic story, fantastic reading!
- By Michelle on 06-26-24
By: Roald Dahl
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The Enormous Crocodile
- By: Roald Dahl
- Narrated by: Stephen Fry
- Length: 24 mins
- Unabridged
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The Enormous Crocodile decides that he wants a nice juicy child for lunch, horrifying the other animals in the jungle—his friend, the Notsobig One; Humpy-Rumpy, the hippopotamus; Trunky, the elephant; Muggle-Wump, the monkey; and the Roly-Poly Bird. Despite his secret plans and clever tricks, what the boastful crocodile doesn't know is that the brave jungle animals have plans of their own for him!
By: Roald Dahl
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The Wind in the Willows
- By: Kenneth Grahame
- Narrated by: Michael Hordern
- Length: 6 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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Here is a timeless tale of waterside Britain that has been loved by generations of children and acclaimed as a classic. The story of Mole, Ratty, Badger, and Toad, and their escapades, whether messing about on the river or poop-pooping in Toad's shiny new car, cannot fail to enchant.
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We were all Toad, once.
- By Dan Harlow on 03-25-15
By: Kenneth Grahame
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Going Solo
- By: Roald Dahl
- Narrated by: Dan Stevens
- Length: 4 hrs and 38 mins
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Superb stories, daring deeds, fantastic adventures! Going Solo is the action-packed tale of Roald Dahl's exploits as a World War II pilot. Learn all about his encounters with the enemy, his worldwide travels, the life-threatening injuries he sustained in a plane accident, and the rest of his sometimes bizarre, often unnerving, and always colorful adventures. Told with the same irresistible appeal that has made Roald Dahl one of the world's best-loved writers, Going Solo brings you directly into the action and into the mind of this fascinating man.
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Live of a master, read beautifully
- By Bel on 06-04-16
By: Roald Dahl
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The Magic Finger
- By: Roald Dahl
- Narrated by: Kate Winslet
- Length: 26 mins
- Unabridged
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To the Gregg family, hunting is just plain fun. To the girl who lives next door, it's just plain horrible. She tries to be polite. She tries to talk them out of it, but the Greggs only laugh at her. Then one day the Greggs go too far, and the little girl turns her Magic Finger on them. When she's very, very angry, the little girl's Magic Finger takes over. She really can’t control it, and now it's turned the Greggs into birds! Before they know it, the Greggs are living in a nest, and that's just the beginning of their problems….
By: Roald Dahl
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Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
- By: Roald Dahl
- Narrated by: Douglas Hodge
- Length: 3 hrs and 18 mins
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Willy Wonka's famous chocolate factory is opening at last! But only five lucky children will be allowed inside. And the winners are: Augustus Gloop, an enormously fat boy whose hobby is eating; Veruca Salt, a spoiled-rotten brat whose parents are wrapped around her little finger; Violet Beauregarde, a dim-witted gum-chewer with the fastest jaws around; Mike Teavee, a toy pistol-toting gangster-in-training who is obsessed with television; and Charlie Bucket, our hero, a boy who is honest and kind, brave and true, and good and ready for the wildest time of his life!
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SQUARE SWEETS THAT LOOK ROUND
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 11-12-17
By: Roald Dahl
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The Giraffe and the Pelly and Me
- By: Roald Dahl
- Narrated by: Hugh Laurie
- Length: 45 mins
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Who needs a ladder when you've got a giraffe with an extended neck? The Ladderless Window-Cleaning Company certainly doesn't. They don’t need a pail, either, because they have a pelican with a bucket-sized beak. With a monkey to do the washing and Billy as their manager, this business is destined for success. Now they have their big break—a chance to clean all 677 windows of the Hampshire House, owned by the richest man in all of England! That’s exciting enough, but along the way there are surprises and adventures beyond their wildest window-washing dreams.
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Amazing
- By Matthew on 07-21-23
By: Roald Dahl
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Doctor Dolittle: The Complete Collection, Vol. 1
- The Voyages of Doctor Dolittle; The Story of Doctor Dolittle; Doctor Dolittle's Post Office
- By: Hugh Lofting
- Narrated by: James Langton
- Length: 15 hrs and 20 mins
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Rediscover the children’s literature classic with three novels from the beloved series: The Voyages of Doctor Dolittle, The Story of Doctor Dolittle, and Doctor Dolittle’s Post Office!
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A wonderful bedtime story!
- By Holly Masri on 05-02-20
By: Hugh Lofting
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Matilda
- By: Roald Dahl
- Narrated by: Kate Winslet
- Length: 4 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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Matilda is a sweet, exceptional young girl, but her parents think she's just a nuisance. She expects school to be different but there she has to face Miss Trunchbull, a menacing, kid-hating headmistress. When Matilda is attacked by the Trunchbull she suddenly discovers she has a remarkable power with which to fight back. It'll take a superhuman genius to give Miss Trunchbull what she deserves and Matilda may be just the one to do it!
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Another Winner
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 12-21-16
By: Roald Dahl
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- Michael
- 05-30-24
The most common thing was the funny people
Not enough expression but the readers were not bad. They are pretty good at reading. But I’d say to read with more expression. Overall, good story!!!!!!
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- Sarah M.
- 07-09-20
Loved it
I really love this book. Roald Dahl is a amazing writer. He is a genius!
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- Susan Stein
- 11-08-23
Good
Yes it is good so you need to read it ok? No? Why your sus
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- E. Harvill
- 05-28-24
It was kind of inappropriate
Most of the stories are nice but they did mention some bad words.some of the stories were a bit scary for kids though they are good books.
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- C S
- 11-22-16
Outstanding and brilliant
I'm so excited about this it is the best book I've ever heard it's so outstanding,brilliant,tremendous,and super
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- Amazon Customer
- 02-04-18
Loved it!
A great treat to listen to anytime. I will always and forever be a Fan!
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- Ynonaj
- 12-15-19
Ah hahaha!
Oh my! Bought this for my 5 year old grandson. Oops! Might not be for kids.
So, I listened to it later with my husband. Brilliant! We loved the ridiculously naughty characters and delightful word choices.
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- Stina Sardinha Wulfe
- 01-16-17
THE WORD SLUT IS USED
In the Cinderella story, the prince calls Cinderella a slut. It hasn't been bleeped out and is entirely inappropriate for children.
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- Jacob A Kuehn
- 08-17-24
Not appropriate for our kids
Turned it off after hearing “dirty slut” and heads getting chopped off in the first story. Not for us.
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