
Do Not Feed After Midnight
An Honest Attractions Book
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My buddy, the self-described image consultant, wanted me to meet one of his clients. All he would tell me was that she was 'odd' and he thought I should meet her.
We got along great. She was easy to talk to. I liked her a lot. There was an honest attraction. But after coffee, when she tried to pay me for the hour and a half we spent together, I realized that where I thought this was a date, she thought it was an appointment. She thought she had been referred to me as a relationship coach. So we started over. As friends.
But my buddy was right. She was a little odd. Six-feet tall. A professional volleyball player. And she gave me three strict rules about dating her.
- Don't expose her to bright lights.
- Don't get her wet.
- And Never feed her after midnight.
I'd do my best. I had no idea why.
The other thing that I found odd was that she didn't tell me her name.
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