
Do Not Feed After Midnight
An Honest Attractions Book
Failed to add items
Add to Cart failed.
Add to Wish List failed.
Remove from wishlist failed.
Adding to library failed
Follow podcast failed
Unfollow podcast failed
Buy for $7.99
No default payment method selected.
We are sorry. We are not allowed to sell this product with the selected payment method
-
Narrated by:
-
Virtual Voice

This title uses virtual voice narration
About this listen
My buddy, the self-described image consultant, wanted me to meet one of his clients. All he would tell me was that she was 'odd' and he thought I should meet her.
We got along great. She was easy to talk to. I liked her a lot. There was an honest attraction. But after coffee, when she tried to pay me for the hour and a half we spent together, I realized that where I thought this was a date, she thought it was an appointment. She thought she had been referred to me as a relationship coach. So we started over. As friends.
But my buddy was right. She was a little odd. Six-feet tall. A professional volleyball player. And she gave me three strict rules about dating her.
- Don't expose her to bright lights.
- Don't get her wet.
- And Never feed her after midnight.
I'd do my best. I had no idea why.
The other thing that I found odd was that she didn't tell me her name.
Related to this topic
-
Once Upon a Crime
- By: Brynn Kelly
- Narrated by: Chase Brown, Rebekkah Ross
- Length: 10 hrs and 50 mins
- Original Recording
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Lana Fleming’s sister has vanished from the set of TV’s hottest show, and no one seems to care. Desperate for answers, Lana sneaks in as an extra, only to get stranded with Griffin Hart, an A-list action star with a reputation for good abs and bad decisions. Though Griffin didn’t expect to be cast as a librarian’s sidekick in a real-life thriller, he’s weirdly into it—and into her. Even more unsettling—she sees right through his playboy persona. But their meet-cute soon turns deadly when they uncover a Hollywood scandal for the ages.
-
-
Never a dull moment
- By Christina Clark on 03-11-25
By: Brynn Kelly
-
The Fall Risk
- A Short Story
- By: Abby Jimenez
- Narrated by: Julia Whelan, Connor Crais
- Length: 1 hr and 48 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
It’s Valentine’s Day weekend, and Charlotte and Seth are not looking for romance. Armed with emotional-support bear spray, Charlotte is in self-imposed isolation and on guard from men. Having a stalker can do that to a person’s nerves. Just across the hall and giving off woodsy vibes is Seth, a recently divorced arborist. As in today recently. Heights, he’s fine with. Trust? Not so much.
-
-
More of a dramedy
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 03-03-25
By: Abby Jimenez
-
Verity
- By: Colleen Hoover
- Narrated by: Vanessa Johansson, Amy Landon
- Length: 8 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Lowen Ashleigh is a struggling writer on the brink of financial ruin when she accepts the job offer of a lifetime. Jeremy Crawford, husband of best-selling author Verity Crawford, has hired Lowen to complete the remaining books in a successful series his injured wife is unable to finish. Lowen arrives at the Crawford home, ready to sort through years of Verity's notes and outlines, hoping to find enough material to get her started. What Lowen doesn't expect to uncover in the chaotic office is an unfinished autobiography Verity never intended for anyone to read.
-
-
intriguing but skip if triggered by child abuse
- By Amazon Customer on 05-16-19
By: Colleen Hoover
-
Love, Rebooted
- By: Katy Summers
- Narrated by: Emily Atack, Stuart Martin
- Length: 9 hrs and 41 mins
- Original Recording
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Liv’s happy with life in her thirties. She has two cats, one BFF, and no boyfriend, which is just how she likes it. Plus, she loves working at a not-for-profit software company where she can be her authentically autistic self. This is her happy ever after. But when her beloved firm merges with a repulsive rival, Liv finds herself competing with her sort-of-ex for the top job. Sure, Finn had been Liv’s best friend, with his nerdy good looks and their shared love of Tolkien, but there was that one night, their song, and … well, she doesn’t like to talk about it.
-
-
Accidental binge listen
- By DCScience on 03-26-25
By: Katy Summers
-
Always a Bridesmaid
- By: Erin Clark, Laura Lovely
- Narrated by: Andrew Eiden, Krystal Hammond
- Length: 7 hrs and 7 mins
- Original Recording
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Meet Randi Burnett—she’s brilliant, she’s beautiful, and she works for the bride. Missing groom? Intoxicated in-laws? Crying ring-bearer? You name it, she wrangles it. Too bad her personal life isn’t thriving like her side gig as a bridesmaid for hire. Recently dumped, Randi throws herself into her biggest challenge yet when she’s hired as a maid of honor and pretend best friend for an ice queen bride. There’s just one problem—the best man is infuriating, overprotective, and anti-marriage.
-
-
Cutesy lil rom com
- By Kindle Customer on 02-13-25
By: Erin Clark, and others
-
Den of Vipers
- By: K.A. Knight
- Narrated by: Cornell Collins, Hollie Jackson
- Length: 19 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Ryder, Garrett, Kenzo, and Diesel - The Vipers. Their deals are as sordid as their business, and their reputation is enough to bring a grown man to his knees, forcing him to beg for mercy. They are not people you mess with, yet my dad did. The old man ran up a debt with them and then sold me to cover his losses. Yes, sold me. They own me now. I’m theirs in every sense of the word. But I’ve never been meek and compliant.
-
-
Shrek
- By Shemika Holmes on 02-25-21
By: K.A. Knight
-
Once Upon a Crime
- By: Brynn Kelly
- Narrated by: Chase Brown, Rebekkah Ross
- Length: 10 hrs and 50 mins
- Original Recording
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Lana Fleming’s sister has vanished from the set of TV’s hottest show, and no one seems to care. Desperate for answers, Lana sneaks in as an extra, only to get stranded with Griffin Hart, an A-list action star with a reputation for good abs and bad decisions. Though Griffin didn’t expect to be cast as a librarian’s sidekick in a real-life thriller, he’s weirdly into it—and into her. Even more unsettling—she sees right through his playboy persona. But their meet-cute soon turns deadly when they uncover a Hollywood scandal for the ages.
-
-
Never a dull moment
- By Christina Clark on 03-11-25
By: Brynn Kelly
-
The Fall Risk
- A Short Story
- By: Abby Jimenez
- Narrated by: Julia Whelan, Connor Crais
- Length: 1 hr and 48 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
It’s Valentine’s Day weekend, and Charlotte and Seth are not looking for romance. Armed with emotional-support bear spray, Charlotte is in self-imposed isolation and on guard from men. Having a stalker can do that to a person’s nerves. Just across the hall and giving off woodsy vibes is Seth, a recently divorced arborist. As in today recently. Heights, he’s fine with. Trust? Not so much.
-
-
More of a dramedy
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 03-03-25
By: Abby Jimenez
-
Verity
- By: Colleen Hoover
- Narrated by: Vanessa Johansson, Amy Landon
- Length: 8 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Lowen Ashleigh is a struggling writer on the brink of financial ruin when she accepts the job offer of a lifetime. Jeremy Crawford, husband of best-selling author Verity Crawford, has hired Lowen to complete the remaining books in a successful series his injured wife is unable to finish. Lowen arrives at the Crawford home, ready to sort through years of Verity's notes and outlines, hoping to find enough material to get her started. What Lowen doesn't expect to uncover in the chaotic office is an unfinished autobiography Verity never intended for anyone to read.
-
-
intriguing but skip if triggered by child abuse
- By Amazon Customer on 05-16-19
By: Colleen Hoover
-
Love, Rebooted
- By: Katy Summers
- Narrated by: Emily Atack, Stuart Martin
- Length: 9 hrs and 41 mins
- Original Recording
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Liv’s happy with life in her thirties. She has two cats, one BFF, and no boyfriend, which is just how she likes it. Plus, she loves working at a not-for-profit software company where she can be her authentically autistic self. This is her happy ever after. But when her beloved firm merges with a repulsive rival, Liv finds herself competing with her sort-of-ex for the top job. Sure, Finn had been Liv’s best friend, with his nerdy good looks and their shared love of Tolkien, but there was that one night, their song, and … well, she doesn’t like to talk about it.
-
-
Accidental binge listen
- By DCScience on 03-26-25
By: Katy Summers
-
Always a Bridesmaid
- By: Erin Clark, Laura Lovely
- Narrated by: Andrew Eiden, Krystal Hammond
- Length: 7 hrs and 7 mins
- Original Recording
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Meet Randi Burnett—she’s brilliant, she’s beautiful, and she works for the bride. Missing groom? Intoxicated in-laws? Crying ring-bearer? You name it, she wrangles it. Too bad her personal life isn’t thriving like her side gig as a bridesmaid for hire. Recently dumped, Randi throws herself into her biggest challenge yet when she’s hired as a maid of honor and pretend best friend for an ice queen bride. There’s just one problem—the best man is infuriating, overprotective, and anti-marriage.
-
-
Cutesy lil rom com
- By Kindle Customer on 02-13-25
By: Erin Clark, and others
-
Den of Vipers
- By: K.A. Knight
- Narrated by: Cornell Collins, Hollie Jackson
- Length: 19 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Ryder, Garrett, Kenzo, and Diesel - The Vipers. Their deals are as sordid as their business, and their reputation is enough to bring a grown man to his knees, forcing him to beg for mercy. They are not people you mess with, yet my dad did. The old man ran up a debt with them and then sold me to cover his losses. Yes, sold me. They own me now. I’m theirs in every sense of the word. But I’ve never been meek and compliant.
-
-
Shrek
- By Shemika Holmes on 02-25-21
By: K.A. Knight
People who viewed this also viewed...
-
Inherited Traits
- An Honest Attractions Adventure
- By: Marilyn Foxworthy
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 12 hrs and 53 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
My young friend had a problem. I’d been mentoring him some since his father died a few months earlier. His problem wasn’t his father’s death. It wasn’t the fact that his father was very wealthy and, now, so was my young friend. He was prepared for that. We sat at the coffee shop, and he worked up the courage to tell me what he needed my help with. Finally, he took a deep breath, looked me in the eye, and leaned across the table toward me. “Dude, it’s my dad’s widow. You gotta take her off my hands. You’re the only one I can trust and the only one who can help me.”
-
Tremors Art and Coffee
- An Honest Attractions Book
- By: Marilyn Foxworthy
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 11 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Well, this was different. Janice seemed to think that I was her blind date. She had my dating profile from a matchmaking service I didn’t even know I was part of. I had never heard about this and she was sure I was the guy she was destined to meet. I did know the person who arranged this, and I trusted them completely, but this was a surprise. But not to Janice. Yeah... the girl and I had a mutual acquaintance. We met each other at his office. He told us to use his private study upstairs to get to know each other and that he’d talk to us in an hour to see how things were going. Things ...
-
An Accidental Guardian of The Queen
- A Quantum Wormhole Adventure
- By: Marilyn Foxworthy, Jack Coltrane
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 12 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
I was kneeling on one knee, Terminator-style, like in that scene where he first arrives in 1984. Very much like that, actually. There were no flashes of lightning or anything like that. But there had been a lot of wind the moment before. Unlike a moment before, I wasn’t alone, and I wasn’t in my hotel room overlooking the ocean. Scattered around me were the bodies of twenty men. At the front of the large stone room were four more men, very much alive, and a woman screaming. Rushing at them, I reached them just as one of the men was about to strike the woman in the face. In that instant,...
-
-
single voice
- By Roy Giles on 12-26-24
By: Marilyn Foxworthy, and others
-
The Cave Girl
- Lost in Time: Book 1
- By: Marilyn Foxworthy
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 10 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Sitting here on the beach, I could see my now useless glider plane, various bits of driftwood and debris, and a girl with long black hair, about 150 feet away. The girl was new. She hadn’t been there for the past three days the way that everything else had. I was sitting under a tree looking out at the ocean. It was probably the Pacific Ocean. I didn’t know for sure. When she got closer, she called out, but not loudly. It sounded something like, “Aquilala soma towatsina.” Or something like that. I didn’t understand a word of it. It was a nice language though. I liked the sound of ...
-
-
Fun
- By Amazon Customer on 02-14-25
-
Household Inheritance 2
- By: Anya Merchant
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 4 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Sean Costello survived his first taste of power, but the game has just begun. He's inherited his father's casino, his enemies, and a legacy far darker than he ever imagined. Now, with the Vegas underworld circling and a mountain of debt hanging over his head, Sean must decide what kind of kingpin he's going to be. But as he's drawn deeper into a web of deceit, betrayal, and illicit desire, one wrong move could cost him everything.
-
-
Wonderful continuation of the story
- By Anonymous User on 02-21-25
By: Anya Merchant
-
Accidental Time Travelling Coeds
- By: Marilyn Foxworthy, Jack Coltrane
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 11 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Tim is sitting in the driver’s seat of a beat-up old car he hasn’t had since college. Forty years ago. And he doesn’t know why. A second ago, he was in the food court of a large grocery store. He and his car are in front of his old girlfriend’s house and the girl tapping on his window is one of her roommates. She thinks this is exceedingly weird too. She doesn’t know why she’s here either. The story starts as Tim and Billie ask each other what the hell is going on. They are happy to see each other, but not in what seems to be a past life they lived a long time ago. Billie looks ...
-
-
Great story loved the idea.
- By Chris Draper on 06-08-24
By: Marilyn Foxworthy, and others
-
Inherited Traits
- An Honest Attractions Adventure
- By: Marilyn Foxworthy
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 12 hrs and 53 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
My young friend had a problem. I’d been mentoring him some since his father died a few months earlier. His problem wasn’t his father’s death. It wasn’t the fact that his father was very wealthy and, now, so was my young friend. He was prepared for that. We sat at the coffee shop, and he worked up the courage to tell me what he needed my help with. Finally, he took a deep breath, looked me in the eye, and leaned across the table toward me. “Dude, it’s my dad’s widow. You gotta take her off my hands. You’re the only one I can trust and the only one who can help me.”
-
Tremors Art and Coffee
- An Honest Attractions Book
- By: Marilyn Foxworthy
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 11 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Well, this was different. Janice seemed to think that I was her blind date. She had my dating profile from a matchmaking service I didn’t even know I was part of. I had never heard about this and she was sure I was the guy she was destined to meet. I did know the person who arranged this, and I trusted them completely, but this was a surprise. But not to Janice. Yeah... the girl and I had a mutual acquaintance. We met each other at his office. He told us to use his private study upstairs to get to know each other and that he’d talk to us in an hour to see how things were going. Things ...
-
An Accidental Guardian of The Queen
- A Quantum Wormhole Adventure
- By: Marilyn Foxworthy, Jack Coltrane
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 12 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
I was kneeling on one knee, Terminator-style, like in that scene where he first arrives in 1984. Very much like that, actually. There were no flashes of lightning or anything like that. But there had been a lot of wind the moment before. Unlike a moment before, I wasn’t alone, and I wasn’t in my hotel room overlooking the ocean. Scattered around me were the bodies of twenty men. At the front of the large stone room were four more men, very much alive, and a woman screaming. Rushing at them, I reached them just as one of the men was about to strike the woman in the face. In that instant,...
-
-
single voice
- By Roy Giles on 12-26-24
By: Marilyn Foxworthy, and others
-
The Cave Girl
- Lost in Time: Book 1
- By: Marilyn Foxworthy
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 10 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Sitting here on the beach, I could see my now useless glider plane, various bits of driftwood and debris, and a girl with long black hair, about 150 feet away. The girl was new. She hadn’t been there for the past three days the way that everything else had. I was sitting under a tree looking out at the ocean. It was probably the Pacific Ocean. I didn’t know for sure. When she got closer, she called out, but not loudly. It sounded something like, “Aquilala soma towatsina.” Or something like that. I didn’t understand a word of it. It was a nice language though. I liked the sound of ...
-
-
Fun
- By Amazon Customer on 02-14-25
-
Household Inheritance 2
- By: Anya Merchant
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 4 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Sean Costello survived his first taste of power, but the game has just begun. He's inherited his father's casino, his enemies, and a legacy far darker than he ever imagined. Now, with the Vegas underworld circling and a mountain of debt hanging over his head, Sean must decide what kind of kingpin he's going to be. But as he's drawn deeper into a web of deceit, betrayal, and illicit desire, one wrong move could cost him everything.
-
-
Wonderful continuation of the story
- By Anonymous User on 02-21-25
By: Anya Merchant
-
Accidental Time Travelling Coeds
- By: Marilyn Foxworthy, Jack Coltrane
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 11 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Tim is sitting in the driver’s seat of a beat-up old car he hasn’t had since college. Forty years ago. And he doesn’t know why. A second ago, he was in the food court of a large grocery store. He and his car are in front of his old girlfriend’s house and the girl tapping on his window is one of her roommates. She thinks this is exceedingly weird too. She doesn’t know why she’s here either. The story starts as Tim and Billie ask each other what the hell is going on. They are happy to see each other, but not in what seems to be a past life they lived a long time ago. Billie looks ...
-
-
Great story loved the idea.
- By Chris Draper on 06-08-24
By: Marilyn Foxworthy, and others
-
First Recruits
- Eevona Space Command: Book 1
- By: Marilyn Foxworthy
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 11 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Last thing I remembered, I was in my backyard, thoughtfully pruning a bonsai tree. The next thing I remembered was alarms and bells and flashing lights and a voice yelling that death was imminent. And now, I was staring down at a beautiful female clone, gray and featureless, about to wake her up from transport hibernation. On a space ship. In space. Thank goodness I still had my bonsai scissors. Otherwise I’d never have been able to cut open her containment bag and that imminent death thing would have killed her. The voice said that there was more of them and that I’d better hurry if I ...
-
-
fun story
- By Vince on 03-20-25
-
No Monetary value
- An Honest Attractions Book
- By: Marilyn Foxworthy
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 11 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Paul’s son and daughter-in-law have a plan for the holidays. A gift exchange. But only between Paul and his son’s mother-in-law. The kids expect it to be life-changing because that’s the kind of guy Paul is. They don’t know what kind of gift he’ll give, but as always, it will have no monetary value. Not because he isn’t generous. Because he is. But first, he has to teach this woman how to hug.Paul’s son and daughter-in-law have a plan for the holidays. A gift exchange. But only between Paul and his son’s mother-in-law. The kids expect it to be life-changing because that’s ...
-
Cognito Sum
- Daughters of the Woods #1
- By: Marilyn Foxworthy
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 11 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
The tavern was about half full and there was no reason for this one table to have ten chairs and only one occupant. Except that she was sitting there. At her table. I say her table because she seemed to be the captain of her own little island nation, exiled and alone in an otherwise busy tavern. She didn’t look up until she heard my chair scrape the floor when I moved it so that I could sit down. I think it startled her. I know it did. It wasn’t that she wasn’t observant and didn’t see me coming, it was that I was unusually hard to see. And so was she. She wasn’t waiting for a ...
-
Eddie Topper At The Well of Souls
- Eddie Topper's Haunted Life: Book 2
- By: Marilyn Foxworthy
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 10 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
This is the second book of Eddie Topper’s Haunted Life. The adventure continues. This time Eddie and the girls are headed for The Well of Souls. But they don’t know what that is. All they know is that they have to go. And that it’s south of where they are now. It must be. The story starts on the road. I guess all of these books have started that way. Eddie and his electric micro-bus, and one or more of the unliving companion he had picked up along the way. Whatever The Well of Souls is, we assume that it must be haunted...
-
Household Inheritance
- By: Anya Merchant
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 4 hrs and 42 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Inherit money. Inherit power. Inherit everything from the father he never knew. Sean Costello’s life just went from zero to a hundred million in the blink of an eye. But in Las Vegas, every fortune has a price. A stunning casino, a penthouse overflowing with secrets, and a harem of women who are as dangerous as they are desirable. Between the matriarch of the house, a loyal but suspicious childhood friend, and a dangerously tempting maid, Sean quickly discovers how easily pleasure and danger can intertwine. Note: This book contains mature themes.
-
-
very good
- By Rob on 03-23-25
By: Anya Merchant
-
Eddie Topper and the Haunted Microbus
- Eddie Topper's Haunted Life: Book 1
- By: Marilyn Foxworthy
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 9 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
It wasn’t my fault. I didn’t even see her. There was a bump, and the next thing I knew, she was sitting in my passenger seat. Hitting her with my car didn’t kill her. She was already dead when I smashed into her. But sitting beside me, smiling, wearing a tie-dye outfit from the Hippie era of the 1960s, she didn’t look like a ghost. She looked great for a dead girl. I kept driving. She had things to say. She was saying that she’d be happy to be my “old lady” now. I'm just trying to stay in control of the car and not freak out at the girl suddenly beside me. When the car stops ...
-
Dar The Ogress
- Elfborn Monk Book 1
- By: Marilyn Foxworthy
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 12 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
At least I was out in the air again. The past few days had been underground in a prison cell. I had hardly eaten since my capture. If I won my fight, I would win my freedom. Those were the rules. I was naked and bare-handed. So was my opponent. That didn’t make it an especially fair fight. I was strong and just short of six feet tall. My opponent was at least six-nine, maybe seven feet. An Ogress. Her size and slightly mottled skin gave her away. She was naked and bare-handed, too. The story is related to The Guardian Maidens or Sturgil’s Mark. It isn’t a sequel, and it’s not ...
-
-
I did not like the computerized voice reading. I diminished a very pleasant story.
- By Robert H. French on 05-12-24
-
The Edge of Harmony
- The Guardian Maidens Book 2
- By: Marilyn Foxworthy
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 10 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
My name is Ronin. This is the second book of my life as an Adventurer Monk. I left my clan’s village a few weeks ago. I took nothing but the clothes that I wore, the wooden sword that I had carved myself, and a sharpened piece of flint. I didn’t have a cloak to sleep in until later, when I had worked enough to have a few coins buy one. In fact, I didn’t even have a name. I was an Adventurer Monk, a novice, trained by my father and grandfather, but now on my own. Now I have a village, a place that I call home, and two women. And the girl called Harmony. I also have a war to start. ...
-
Desert Trading Post
- Honest Attractions: Book 1
- By: Marilyn Foxworthy
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 9 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Courtney saw Dave at the rest stop off the highway. Alone and afraid and hungry and being pursued by thugs, she jumps into his car at the last minute as he’s pulling back onto the road and off into the desert for a vacation. Yeah, she’s desperate, but it’s still love at first sight for both of them. And as long as they are honest with each other, things just might work out. If they get away from Courtney’s past, that is.
-
Monster Reserve Ranger
- A Slice of Life Fantasy
- By: Shane Cutter
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 7 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
Nothing but wildlife and women... Ash Brimlock the fire mage is done with his days in the kingdom's army. Looking to get away from it all, he applies for a job as a ranger on a monster reserve, a haven for rare magical creatures. Everybody thinks that fire mages and forests don't mix. He's going to prove them wrong. He'll work alongside two ladies. One's a real ranger with a bow and arrow and the snug outfit to match. The other's a shy, cute herbalist. Together, they will face misbehaving pixies, lost unicorn foals, and a grumpy phoenix or two. This isn't about slaying enemies and saving ...
-
-
I sure hope this is a series.
- By DaynenMc on 12-09-24
By: Shane Cutter
-
Vital Bond
- Delvers #1
- By: Marilyn Foxworthy
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 13 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
I'd been told it was maybe 10,000 years since the cataclysm. I was a Delver, trained to explore the ruins of civilization buried over time. I'd studied and trained hard. I felt prepared for pretty much anything. Except for what I actually found. She said she was Shakini. She was very much mostly dead when I found her. I found out that Shakini was what she was, not who she was. The old legends said that she was a demon. A vampiric being. It was closer to the truth to say she was just a really pretty girl addicted to love. She did nearly kill me while I struggled to save her that first few ...
-
Dirty Girls
- A time travel, action adventure, sexy space story begins
- By: Rodzil LaBraun
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 7 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
"Wow! Very good read." "A well written science fiction harem story." A sexy sci-fi fantasy that leads readers on a wild journey with bold characters and unfathomable environments. Kash is wrongfully convicted of a heinous crime and sentenced to death. When given the option to participate in an underground scientific experiment, renewed hope emerges. He eagerly agrees. Though the choice appears to be simply swapping one method of execution for the other, he follows orders and steps through a mysterious portal. It lands him unprepared for an alien world that would test his will to survive. ...
-
-
Get a voice actor!!!
- By Amazon Customer on 03-12-25
By: Rodzil LaBraun
What listeners say about Do Not Feed After Midnight
Average customer ratingsReviews - Please select the tabs below to change the source of reviews.
-
Overall
-
Performance
-
Story
- Me, not you
- 01-22-25
Weird for the sake of being weird
This was all strange, strung-together, unending conversations that made little to no sense, while trying it's best to come across as psychological or cerebral. Both MCs are so painfully awkward, in active therapy and I swear the woman is gonna end up being an alien who hasn't worked out how to be a human yet, or something equally ridiculous. The Virtual Voice Narration on Audible just made things worse. I quit on this before I reached the 2 hour mark.
Something went wrong. Please try again in a few minutes.
You voted on this review!
You reported this review!