Does This Beach Make Me Look Fat?
True Stories and Confessions
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Narrated by:
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Lisa Scottoline
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Francesca Serritella
About this listen
The unstoppable, irreverent mother-daughter team presents a new collection of funny stories and true confessions that every woman can relate to. From identity theft to the hazards of bicycling to college reunions and eating on the beach, Lisa and Francesca tackle the quirks, absurdities, and wonders of everyday life with wit and warmth. As Lisa says, "More and more, especially in the summertime when I'm sitting on the beach, I'm learning not to sweat it. To go back to the child that I used to be. To see myself through the loving eyes of my parents. To eat on the beach. And not to worry about whether every little thing makes me look fat. In fact, not to worry at all."
So put aside your worries and join Lisa and Francesca as they navigate their way through the crazy world we live in, laughing along the way.
©2015 Smart Blonde, LLC, and Francesca Serritella (P)2015 Macmillan AudioListeners also enjoyed...
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It's a report tempered by hard times. In "Matricide", Daum unflinchingly describes a parent's death and the uncomfortable emotions it provokes; and in "Diary of a Coma" she relates her own journey to the twilight of the mind. But Daum also operates in a comic register. With perfect precision, she reveals the absurdities of the marriage-industrial complex, of the New Age dating market, and of the peculiar habits of the young and digital.
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Complaining about her dead mom.
- By Erik Hermansen on 11-23-14
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#IMomSoHard
- By: Kristin Hensley, Jen Smedley
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In their highly anticipated first audiobook, the hilarious mom duo with millions of followers explores all the ridiculous shit you’re expected to do to keep multiple humans alive and happy-ish and celebrates the love for the friends who get you through it.
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IRelateSoHard
- By Peekablue on 04-20-19
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If It's Not One Thing, It's Your Mother
- By: Julia Sweeney
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Since her time on Saturday Night Live, where she created the infamous androgynous character "Pat", Julia Sweeney has gone on to establish herself as a witty, captivating performer of one-woman shows, like God Said Ha!, In the Family Way, and Letting Go of God. She gave a TED talk sharing how she explained the birds and the bees to her eight-year-old daughter, Mulan, which ignited an incredible response. Now, when it comes to talking about motherhood, people want to hear what Julia has to say.
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I Love Julia Sweeney
- By Lisa on 04-05-13
By: Julia Sweeney
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30 Before 30
- How I Made a Mess of 20s, and You Can Too
- By: Marina Shifrin
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Something was nagging Marina Shifrin. As a freshly minted adult with student loan payments and a “real” job she hated that paid her enough to get by if she also worked two other jobs, something needed to change. Marina and her friend each made lists of 30 things they’d do before the age of 30. The first thing on Marina’s list was, “Quit My Shitty Job”. So she did, and just like that the List powered her through her twenties. Told with humor and heart, 30 Before 30 will entertain, motivate, and challenge listeners to get out of their comfort zones and live their best lives.
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Inspiring read
- By Chris Gledhill on 12-18-18
By: Marina Shifrin
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There's Nothing in This Book That I Meant to Say
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What do the lives of Lincoln, Helen Keller, Joan of Arc, and other historical figures have in common with Paula Poundstone? In the hands of this wryly observant and self-deprecating comedian, the answer is outrageously funny and unexpectedly touching. Poundstone compares her crazy life to theirs, as she holds forth on her children, her career, and the time in her life when it appeared she would lose them both.
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- By Evelyn on 02-11-07
By: Paula Poundstone
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Fat Girl Walking
- Sex, Food, Love, and Being Comfortable in Your Skin...Every Inch of It
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- Narrated by: Lauren Fortgang
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Fat Girl Walking is a collection of stories from my life, my thoughts about the issues that I have faced as a woman, wife, mom, daughter, daughter-in-law, and Internet personality in regards to my weight. I have tried to be as honest as I possibly could - apologies in advance to my husband and parents, but hopefully any discomfort you feel is quickly replaced by laughter.
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One Woman's Body; One Woman's Story
- By Meghan Matt on 06-03-15
By: Brittany Gibbons
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The Longest Date
- Life as a Wife
- By: Cindy Chupack
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After having endured enough emotional wreckage in her search for true love to fill a book ( The New York Times bestseller The Between Boyfriends Book), two magazine columns, and five seasons of scripts for Sex and the City, Cindy Chupack finally, mercifully, at the age of thirty-nine, met the Perfect Man. The perfect companion for anyone navigating a marriage (or even just contemplating one), The Longest Date marks the welcome return of one of our most gifted and captivating comic writers.
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Meh...
- By Jessica K. on 11-07-18
By: Cindy Chupack
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Dear Girls Above Me
- Inspired by a True Story
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When Charlie McDowell began sharing his open letters to his noisy upstairs neighbors - two impossibly ditzy female roommates in their mid-twenties - on Twitter, his feed quickly went viral. His followers multiplied and he got the attention of everyone from celebrities to production studios to major media outlets such as Time and Glamour.
Now Dear Girls breaks out of the 140-character limit as Charlie imagines what would happen if he put the wisdom of the girls to the test.
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An Enjoyable Listen
- By Elle W on 11-05-13
By: Charles McDowell
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Hardly Knew Her
- By: Laura Lippman
- Narrated by: Linda Emond, Francois Battiste
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Each of these ingenious tales is a gem, sometimes poignant, sometimes humorous, always filled with delightfully unanticipated twists and reversals. For people who have yet to listen to Lippman, get ready to experience the spellbinding power of "one of today's most pleasing storytellers" ( San Diego Union-Tribune). As for longtime devotees of her multiple award-winning novels, you'll discover that you hardly know her.
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I Love Laura Lippman
- By Joy on 07-15-11
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Why I Hate Green Beans
- And Other Confessions About Relationships, Reality TV, and How We See Ourselves
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If there is one thing Lincee Ray has learned over the years, it's that the majority of women on the planet struggle with insecurities. Our skinny jeans mock us. Our just-trying-to-help mothers are just driving us crazy. Our social media feeds taunt us with everyone else's picture-perfect lives. It's enough to send you on a gummy-bear bender while binge-watching Friends reruns and not showering for a week. Lincee knows. She's been there. Right there, in fact. Gummy bears and all.
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Perfect in every way!
- By Anonymous User on 10-19-22
By: Lincee Ray
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The Wrong End of the Table
- A Mostly Comic Memoir of a Muslim Arab American Woman Just Trying to Fit In
- By: Ayser Salman, Reza Aslan - foreword
- Narrated by: Ayser Salman, Assaf Cohen
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Part memoir and part how-not-to guide, The Wrong End of the Table is everything you wanted to know about Arabs but were afraid to ask, with chapters such as “Tattoos and Other National Security Risks,” “You Can’t Blame Everything on Your Period; Sometimes You’re Going to Be a Crazy Bitch: and Other Advice from Mom,” and even an open letter to Trump. This is the story of every American outsider on a path to find themselves in a country of beautiful diversity.
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Not what I was looking for
- By Amazon Customer on 09-01-22
By: Ayser Salman, and others
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All You Could Ask For
- A Novel
- By: Mike Greenberg
- Narrated by: Tavia Gilbert
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Happily married Brooke discovers her loving husband has led a separate life with…another wife. Newlywed Samantha learns of her husband's cheating heart when she finds the goods on his computer. High-powered career woman Katherine works with heartbreaker Phillip, the man who hurt her early on in her career. Brooke, Samantha, and Katherine don't know one another, but their stories are about to intertwine in ways no one could have imagined. And all three are about to discover the power of friendship to conquer adversity.
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Annoyed by Hidden Theme
- By parsnip on 08-12-13
By: Mike Greenberg
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- Tracy Z
- 09-07-16
fun light listen
Enjoyed most of the stories. First book by this duo I have listened and I liked how personal it is.
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- Diane E.
- 08-13-16
Laughed All The Way Through!
What did you love best about Does This Beach Make Me Look Fat??
The vignettes that Lisa and Francesca narrated were so true and funny. I was laughing every morning and evening in my car on the way to work and on the way home.
What did you like best about this story?
I really enjoyed the upbeat narration and the back and forth between Lisa and Francesca.
What does Lisa Scottoline and Francesca Serritella bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?
They both brought such life to the narration. You could really tell how strong their feelings were about what they were relating to the listener.
Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?
No. I really wanted to savor the stories and wanted them to go on forever!
Any additional comments?
I would recommend this book to my friends. I just purchased the paperback for a friend who is having surgery. I know this will make her laugh while she is recovering!
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- JQ
- 09-02-16
pleasant little book
This was a nice little diversion book, not your great read but then that isnt what it set out to be either.
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- KEthanielle
- 07-08-15
Wonderful
Uplifting, humorous, relatable (as always). Great pick me up if you've had a hard day, week, month.
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- BraveSparrow
- 07-27-16
Easy read
One of those books you can read on a plane and if you fall asleep don't worry about going back just start where you finished. Easy to listen even funny sometimes but I won't buy it at full price or hardcover, not worse more than $5 and that what I paid for it. Too much crying about ex boyfriends, husbands and weight problems, made me yawn towards the middle. But again it might be just your piece of pie :)
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- jveazey
- 06-29-16
Loved it!!!
I totally loved this book and the stories from both Francesca and Lisa. I can't wait for the new book!
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- Deborah Jacob
- 08-02-16
A Sunny Look at Life
They're not the most profound columns I have ever read, but Does This Beach Make Me Look Fat? often hits home with it unpretentious commentaries on life and relationships. My favorite column happened to be the one about going ballistic when discovering a dog locked in a car. Been there; done that. This book is a refreshingly light read, funny enough to make you at least crack a smile. Columns are short, snappy and to the point. When you reach a column that relates to you, it's uncanny how spot on the author is.
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- Carole Baker
- 01-12-17
Funny when we needed it.
My daughters boyfriend broke his neck in a car accident. He was in the hospital for almost a year. We listened to 3 of Lisa and Francesca's audiobooks in the car to and from the hospital an hour away. Sometimes we were in a happy mood, sometimes not so much but they always lighten the mood. Thank you. Much needed at the time.
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- Joann
- 07-14-15
Why have I not read her books before
Would you consider the audio edition of Does This Beach Make Me Look Fat? to be better than the print version?
I have not read the print version, but Lisa is amazing she needs to narrate her books more.
Who was your favorite character and why?
They are both my favorite, I feel like I could relate to both.
Which scene was your favorite?
I enjoyed the part where Lisa mentioned that when something happens to you in life you have to look for the lesson.
Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?
When mother Mary passed away, also when Francesca filed her grandmothers nails. I cried it made be think of my grandmother.
Any additional comments?
The book is great, I can't wait to download the rest of her books.
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- Linda
- 11-14-16
Truths
Laughed, smiled, & giggled all the way through it. Very entertaining. Loved it & will listen to their other books in series.
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