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The life of an unscrupulous bastard can sometimes be fraught with difficulties. First, there was the sweet young thing who claimed he'd impregnated her. (Know what a condom is, Brett?) Then there was the desperate young man who wanted to take him to court. (One of the risks you run when you insist upon being so unscrupulous.) How about the guy who showed up at his apartment and threatened him at gunpoint? (Punching him out at that party might not have been such a good idea.) Or the ex-girlfriend who came back, just to call him STUPID? ('Nuff said.) But when someone left a dead body on top of his bedspread, the message that needed to be sent out was clear: "Don't mess with Brett!"
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- By: Jennifer Hillier
- Narrated by: Talmadge Ragan
- Length: 11 hrs and 4 mins
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Dr. Sheila Tao is a professor of psychology, an expert in human behavior with her own hidden past. But she's not the only one keeping secrets. When Sheila began an affair with her sexy graduate assistant Ethan Wolfe, she knew she was playing with fire. Consumed by lust when they were together, she was riddled with guilt when they were apart. Now she's finally engaged to a good man, and it's time to end the dangerous liaison. But Ethan has something different in mind. He intends to make her pay for rejecting him.
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The narrator makes all the difference. Unfortunately, this one needed a different narrator!
- By Critter Mama on 07-04-14
By: Jennifer Hillier
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The Chosen
- By: John G. Hartness
- Narrated by: Andrew McFerrin
- Length: 6 hrs and 48 mins
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What do you get when you mix a couple of immortals, a snotty archangel, the Father of Lies, a redneck street preacher and a couple of wiseass waitresses from Texas?
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Good Story Bad Ending
- By Mario on 05-13-15
By: John G. Hartness
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Bad Reputation
- Bad Boys of Sports Series, Book 1
- By: Nicole Edwards
- Narrated by: Rock Engle, Kasha Kensington
- Length: 9 hrs and 8 mins
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With a nickname like "Sin", it's no wonder they call me the bad boy of hockey. Opponents curse me. Fans scream my name - in the arena and in other, much more private places. Penalties or not, I'm not afraid to dish out a little pain. But pleasure? That's my weakness. And no one knows it better than my best friend, Cassie Desrosiers. I'd have to be blind not to notice her rocking body and teasing grin. So when she invites me along on a trip to Vegas, my curiosity isn't the only thing that's aroused.
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Don’t waste a credit!!!
- By sm on 04-12-21
By: Nicole Edwards
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Draw
- Gentry Boys #1
- By: Cora Brent
- Narrated by: Stephanie Rose, Soren Gray
- Length: 8 hrs and 25 mins
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I don't even know if love is real. After running from the bastard who brutalized me, I limped back to Arizona, choosing a vibrant college town in the hopes of starting over. I never expected to find him there. Cord Gentry. He and his brothers were tough, lusty forces of nature I'd known since childhood. Years ago Cord seduced me as a sick game. I've hated him ever since. Now here he is again, a man who beats other men bloody for money.
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Let’s hear it for the (Gentry) boyz!
- By Lisa on 04-14-19
By: Cora Brent
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Inside
- Bulletproof Trilogy, Book 1
- By: Brenda Novak
- Narrated by: Angela Dawe
- Length: 11 hrs and 55 mins
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Virgil Skinner served 14 years for a murder he didn’t commit. He’s finally been exonerated, but he can’t escape the gang he joined in order to survive. They’ll do anything to keep him from telling what he knows. And if they can’t get to Virgil, they’ll go after his sister and her kids. The California Department of Corrections needs someone to infiltrate another gang, one that’s taking control of the state’s most notorious supermax. Virgil’s the perfect candidate, and he’ll agree to do it under an alias - in exchange for his sister’s protection.
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Great Book
- By Donna Thomas on 10-18-11
By: Brenda Novak
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When Gravity Fails
- Marid Audran Trilogy, Book 1
- By: George Alec Effinger
- Narrated by: Jonathan Davis
- Length: 11 hrs and 51 mins
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For a new kind of killer roams the streets of the Arab ghetto, a madman whose bootlegged personality cartridges range from a sinister James Bond to a sadistic disemboweler named Khan. And Marid Audrian has been made an offer he can't refuse.The 200-year-old godfather of the Budayeen's underworld has enlisted Marid as his instrument of vengeance. But first Marid must undergo the most sophisticated of surgical implants before he dares to confront a killer who carries the power of every psychopath since the beginning of time.
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Neuromancer in the Middle East
- By David on 07-28-13
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Scandals
- By: Sasha Campbell
- Narrated by: Karen Pittman, Krystal King
- Length: 10 hrs and 4 mins
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In Scandals, Monica Houston is a newly divorced mom who makes ends meet as an exotic dancer at Scandalous, the hottest club around. But if the ex finds out, she runs the risk of losing her kids. Meanwhile, sexy dancer Robin Wright thinks she might be in over her head when her sister is sent to jail and her nephew is thrust into her care. Unprepared for this new role, Robin finds herself falling for the kid’s “big brother”, even as she tries to prove her sister’s innocence.
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Scandals had me at the edge of my seat
- By Dream on 06-27-12
By: Sasha Campbell
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Cash City
- By: Jonathan Fredrick
- Narrated by: Ari Fliakos
- Length: 9 hrs and 48 mins
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It is an obsession that has haunted Nick Malick for seven years - to avenge the murder of his young son. In his gut Malick knows who did it. But the psychopath is in prison for another crime, scheduled to be released in a year. All Malick has to do is wait...and survive.
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Great New Series
- By Lia on 08-21-17
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Nowhere to Run
- Rafferty Family Series, Book 1
- By: Nancy Bush
- Narrated by: Kate Udall
- Length: 12 hrs and 1 min
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When Liv Dugan ducks out of work for lunch, it's just an ordinary day. When she returns, she stumbles onto a massacre. All her colleagues at Zuma Software have been shot. Only luck has left Liv unscathed, and that might be running out....
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Good Story and Naration
- By Hogan14 on 07-31-24
By: Nancy Bush
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Sway
- By: Kat Spears
- Narrated by: Nick Podehl
- Length: 6 hrs and 56 mins
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High school senior Jesse Alderman, or Sway as he's known, could sell hell to a bishop. He also specializes in getting things people want—term papers, a date with the prom queen, fake IDs. It's all business with Jesse. He has few close friends and he never lets emotions get in the way.
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very enjoyable, but
- By Tamara on 09-01-19
By: Kat Spears
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- Mike
- 09-24-18
Unscrupulously funny book.
I received this book free for an unbiased review.
This was a tough book to get into listening to at first. The narrator reminded me of Andrew Dice Clay but after getting into the story that voice worked well for the unscrupulous Brett. It was an enjoyable entertaining listen never knowing what Brett would get himself into.
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- ODed01
- 08-24-18
The best none SiFi series ever written !!!
My favorite series ever, you’ll find everything in this series, murder, comedy, detective work, violence, sex and no political correctness what so ever.
The best of this series is that every book is better then the one before which is unusual.
No matter how much you’ll try you’ll never find a better series and by using audio no less then perfection was created !
David D. D’Aguamno is amazing, using Travis Henry Carter for narration complete this masterpiece.
Guaranteed enjoyment and laughter with tears.
Absolutely recommended with all my heart.
Even so that I got this audiobook for free, I believe that my review was absolutely honest and couldn’t be better.
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- Jo B.
- 09-02-18
Kept me laughing
Very funny, definitely not your usual mystery story, and they could not have picked a more perfect narrator! Well worth taking the time for :)
I was given this audiobook for free at my request and have voluntarily left this review.
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- Victoria Haugen
- 12-31-18
ANOTHER AWESOME INSTALLMENT!
I'm a huge fan of the BRETT series!! This one was well written and well narrated as always, and Brett is just simply freakin' awesome.
It's a ton of fun to listen to, and sarcastic and funny in all the right places. Love it!!
GREAT SERIES :)
I was given this free review copy audiobook at my request and have voluntarily left this review.
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- Geoff
- 08-21-18
Every book is better than the last!
There ain't a bad one in the entire series. As always, Brett comes into contact with ordinary civilians, drinks their booze, smokes their cigars, sleeps with their women, kicks some ass, and ruins everyone's lives. So why do I love him? I can't say just why, but it's the same reason you will too! My highest recommendations. A phenomenal author.
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- Hanny
- 12-20-18
WOW!
Wow!
I don't think I ever read/heard a book in which I hated the main character so much! I absolutely loved it! :)
David D. D'Aguanno managed to create a character which is so antagonistic to everything normal and basic human decency.
The book is very well written and the narrator, Travis Henry Carter, is doing an amazing job in bringing Brett Cornell to life.
I received this audiobook at my request and I voluntarily wrote a review.
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- G C
- 11-14-19
Hilarious Series!
I have enjoyed this series immensely! The narration was great. This author does an excellent job with the characters and plot. I have read every book in this series except the first 3. What's great about this series is you don't need to read them in chronological order! I look forward to reading the other books in this series. I was given this free review copy audiobook at my request and have voluntarily left this review.
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- cosmitron
- 08-31-18
Another rendezvous with the love machine
Well in the finale of the adventures of the true gift to Womenkind our Macho mega super enhanced testosterone blazing Brett we have a lot more genuine emotion yup our hero has shown he is actually a Human Being.
In this final adieu we begin to glimpse a small bit of our 37 year old hero and how he may face a life as an old 38 year old individual of the male persuasion.
David D, and his superb Narrator give a memorable send-off to a brilliant series which uses sharp wit to illustrate the absurdity of life in todays America.
I shutter to think of all those cute little pixies and hot young sexy creatures of the female order that will no longer have access
to Bretts Package and or standard equipment.
So I make this offer untill the Midterm Elections those in dire need of certain services that hot young babes may require may
avail themselves of my services......... bearing in mind of course that this is only in the public interest.
Again thank you to the Dynamic Duo of Writer and Narrator and may THE FARCE BE WITH YOU !!!!!
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- C Puccia
- 09-04-18
The Don Juan of The Cro-Magnons
This may be book nine but my first encounter with Brett Cornell and the D’Aguanno’s mystery series. I was unprepared. I anticipated a mix of hard-boiled and pulp but not the male super stud cross of Janet Evanovich’s Stephanie Plum and Robert Parker’s Spencer. I hear in Brett (via narrator Travis Carter) the Rhode Island mongrel tones of Boston with New York.
Getting use to Brett Cornell’s brag and swag took time. It seemed like I was watching a twenty-car pile-up and I couldn’t help myself from looking. I suppose it’s the reason people go to a NASCAR Race or WWF wrestling match—the fun is in the mayhem. Forget grammar, forget the mystery formula, forget a brain. The book rollicks sleaze that is beautiful narrated by Travis Carter—why isn’t he famous or on Saturday Night Live?
I wanted to hate the unscrupulous Brett; I wanted to hate the book. But I can’t. It’s too good to not enjoy. I eat chocolate cake. I don’t want to and I know it’s bad, yet I enjoy every bite. I believe Brett Cornell the best recruiter for the PC movement and #metoo. Compared to Brett’s exploits, Casanova’s are kindergarten projects.
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- jey cee
- 08-27-18
Don't mess with Brett
This is an enjoyable book which is over-the-top comedy, rather than a mystery novel in the conventional sense. You will get quite a few laughs out of this book. The narrator make it more funny.
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