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Val Fremden Midlife Mysteries
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Margaret Lashley
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We’ve all dreamed of ditching everything and running off to another country—but almost no one actually ever does. Well, Val feels like she's almost no one. Invisible to her husband and dissatisfied with her life, deep in her soul Val yearns to be someone else. Someone sexy. Someone happy. So she buys a ticket and takes off to Italy, with only her favorite romance novel to guide her.
Val’s got her heart set on relaxation, romance, and reinvention. But she soon finds out that handsome men, like life, have plans of their own. In the race to rediscover herself, Val soon finds herself in over her head. What awaits her at the finish line may be a completely unexpected type of victory. Will Val score a home run? Or will she just want to run home?
If you've ever dreamed of ditching your life and running off to Europe, now’s your chance! Join Val on a roller-coaster ride through Europe that will leave you gasping! From gut-busting hilarity to gut-wrenching gaffs, finding yourself again is always worth the price of admission. Come along for a tour of Italy, Germany, and the human heart.
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Welcome to Tarpon Cove. Madison Westin has inherited her aunt's beachfront motel in the Florida Keys. Trouble is she’s also inherited a slew of colorful tenant's - drunks, ex-cons, and fugitives. Only one problem: First, she has to wrestle control from a conniving lawyer and shady motel manager. With the help of her new best friend, whose motto is never leave home without your Glock, they dive into a world of blackmail, murder, and drugs.
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Loved it but now I want to hear the rest of the series!
- By Kathryn on 08-30-21
By: Deborah Brown
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A Hopeless Murder
- A Hope Walker Mystery, Book 1
- By: Daniel Carson
- Narrated by: Tavia Gilbert
- Length: 5 hrs and 26 mins
- Unabridged
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It's been one helluva morning.... And Hope hasn't even found the body. At least not yet. After a 12-year absence, investigative reporter Hope Walker is back home. In Hopeless, Idaho. And it's not going well. It seems the town and its citizens haven't changed much. Still weird. Still nosy. And a few of them? Downright hateful. And now Hope has a serious problem. Because one of the hateful is dead. And she's the prime suspect.
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Characters developed
- By Amazon Customer on 01-05-22
By: Daniel Carson
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Bayou Bodyguard
- By: Jana DeLeon
- Narrated by: Abby Rose Morris
- Length: 5 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Bodyguard Brian Marcentel knew Justine Chatry had a job to do, but so did he. He’d been hired to keep her safe—from whatever lurked behind the walls of a long-neglected mansion. And yet, the beautiful researcher insisted on helping him investigate every suspicious noise and following him through the murky bayou as he tracked down trespassers. All of that paled in comparison, though, to his greatest challenge: trying to resist her when the fear took over and she looked to him for protection.
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interesting plot
- By Amazon Customer on 06-25-25
By: Jana DeLeon
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Busybodies
- There’s a Mystery Around Every Corner
- By: Elle Cosimano, Jesse Q. Sutanto, Emma Rosenblum, and others
- Narrated by: Megan Tusing, Eunice Wong, Brittany Pressley, and others
- Length: 6 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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Every nosy neighbor, gossipy friend, and meddling relative is just one good mystery away from becoming a detective. From behind locked doors or out in broad daylight, driven by chance or curiosity, amateur sleuths get in over their heads in these six hair-raising, hilarious stories.
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Don't read all the collection
- By Linda montero on 06-11-25
By: Elle Cosimano, and others
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Riley Thorn and the Dead Guy Next Door
- By: Lucy Score
- Narrated by: Natalie Duke
- Length: 15 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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Divorced. Broke. Living with a pack of elderly roommates. And those hallucinations she’s diligently ignoring? Her tarot card-dealing mom is convinced they’re clairvoyant visions. Just when things can’t get worse, a so-hot-it-should-be-illegal private investigator shows up on her doorstep looking for a neighbor...who turns up murdered.
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Superb
- By Amazon Customer on 03-06-21
By: Lucy Score
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Beach Vibes
- By: Susan Mallery
- Narrated by: Tanya Eby
- Length: 10 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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What would you do if you caught your brother cheating on your best friend? While Beth is proud of her Malibu beach shop, Surf Sandwiches, she's even prouder of her charismatic brother Rick, who rose from foster care through surgical residency. She makes subs, he saves lives. Life takes a turn for the happy after she finds out Rick is dating her new best friend, Jana. Then Jana’s handsome brother adds even more sparkle to Beth’s days...and nights. But when she catches Rick with another woman—like, with-with—her visions of an idyllic family future disappear in one awful instant.
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Predictable
- By Tracy Kania on 03-24-25
By: Susan Mallery
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Fabulous and Crazy Funny!
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