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Narrated by:
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Nicholas Camm
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By:
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Joe Cawley
About this listen
Sequel to the award-winning More Ketchup Than Salsa: Confessions of a Tenerife Barman.
A must-have reality check for anybody who has ever pondered a move to sunnier climes.
If the first six months of running the Smugglers Tavern had been a baptism of fire, the subsequent years were about as much fun as bobbing for apples in a vat of acid.
Having swapped the tin roof of a cold British fish market for the sunny skies of a Spanish holiday island, Joe and Joy succeeded in thwarting the first wave of attacks from bungling bureaucrats, bewildered holidaymakers, and their own spectacular ineptitude.
What they didn't realize was that their enemies were regrouping. Not only that, but those enemies had made camp a lot closer to home, enemies that would make their encounters with the exploding gas bottles, East European squatters, and big-time Charlies featured in the first book, More Ketchup Than Salsa, seem like chapters from Enid Blyton.
The trials and tribulations of attempting to make a better life abroad continue...with disastrous consequences.
©2012, 2018 Joe Cawley (P)2018 Joe CawleyListeners also enjoyed...
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- Jonathan
- 04-04-18
great narration and story
great listen - narrator made the book. Fun story and a good buy! Listen to the first book too!
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