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F--king Good Manners

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F--king Good Manners

By: Simon Griffin
Narrated by: Michael Page
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From the author of the riotous, controversial and hugely popular F--king Apostrophes

Manners are a minefield. Remembering which behaviours are appropriate for which situation (who it is okay to swear in front of, and for who that is a definite no), can leave even the most laid back exasperated.

Enter Simon Griffin, and his no-nonsense guide to getting it fucking right.

Whether you’re at work, on an airplane, out for dinner or on your phone, learn right from wrong in this furiously hilarious gift book. F--king Good Manners is the perfect stocking-filler for a manners enthusiast, those who could do with a few polite behavioural tips, or anyone who just loves anything a bit sweary. This is the essential guide to fucking good manners.

©2019 Simon Griffin (P)2019 Brilliance Publishing, Inc., all rights reserved.
Social Sciences Funny Witty King Royalty Inspiring Social Manners
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This is a very good practical etiquette guide for the modern day person, I’m glad I read it.

A revelation

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A witty piece to remind us to be f--cking human, once in a while.

F--king eloquent

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Really shocked to enjoy this so much. May be the best book on audible and it made my car rides and chivalrous adventure more satisfying

Absolutely splendid listen

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This book should be required reading for every single person in the world. Further, we should be made to pass a test/quiz to be allowed to graduate high school, or get a driver's license, or receive welfare, or gain full-time employment, etc. If more people followed the "rules" espoused in this surprisingly hilarious book, us all would be better off as a society/human race!!

LISTEN TO THIS BOOK!!!

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Well written and well read. I wish this book was required reading for a most high schoolers!

Very relevant for today's society

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Interesting, insightful, but politically offensive. Author suffers from TDS. The F word usage is the hook, of course.

Author has TDS. Otherwise fun.

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doesn't matter what walk of life you come from or where you may go, this book is for all

must read for all

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Michael Page's high tone of disapproval throughout the book was hilarious and priceless! It gave the book an extra layer of detestableness that made it so rich.

Ultimate Narration

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I was hoping for more insight into manners in social groups but I guess I should have looked for a more specific etiquette book.
It’s all common sense things but it’s very entertaining and it does shed light on basically every life scenario that the average person would encounter. A great book for everyone to read.

Entertaining yet Basic

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Many relevant principles overshadowed by the constant cursing that eventually defeats the purpose of the book.

Too many F words

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