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Natascha McElhone
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Matt Haig
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It isn't always easy growing up as a human in Elfhelm, even if your adoptive parents are the newly married Father Christmas and Mary Christmas. For one thing, Elf School can be annoying when you have to sing Christmas songs every day - even in July - and when you fail all your toy-making tests. Also it can get very, very cold.
But when the jealous Easter Bunny and his rabbit army launch an attack to stop Christmas, it's up to Amelia, her new family and the elves to keep Christmas alive. Before it's too late....
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I don’t really like the truth pixie
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I will definitely be re-reading these books every December.
A great ending to the trilogy
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this, just like the other books in the series, is a large amount of build up throughout the book, for the last chapter or two to have all the culmination.
cute
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Father Christmas and Me
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My only real criticism is the very abrupt, fact timing between chapters. It made it difficult to break between them. Not sure who or why this aspect was so poorly edited.
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A clever tale w/ lots of fun, magical words but...
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great family listen
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Grumpy story
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shouts of lock him up
caging people up
the Easter Bunny says Make Easter Great Again
no reason to end the series like this.
thoroughly disappointed
political commentary not christmas magic
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Really annoying to listen to
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