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Narrated by:
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Oliver Wyman
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By:
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Seth Fried
About this listen
You can listen to this humorous story for free on your device with the Audible Stories Skill. Just say “Alexa, read me a funny story,” or “Alexa, read me a story” to hear more free genres.
A well-meaning dad frets because his fifth-grade daughter dresses as Dracula for the first day of school in this funny short tale. Haunted by his own memories of childhood insecurity, he nervously awaits the call from school.
Seth Fried, a two-time winner of the Pushcart Prize, is a recurring contributor to The New Yorker's Shouts & Murmurs and NPR's Selected Shorts. He is also the author of the novel The Municipalists, available now on Audible.
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- Johnny L.
- 01-26-24
Cute
VERY brief story, but it's cute and inspiring. The narrator's voice it perfect for the piece.
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- Katja Amyx
- 06-17-24
Delightful
What a lovely little story. I recommend it as a pick-me-up for anyone who enjoys costumes and free-spirited kids.
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- ko
- 03-23-23
Loved it!
And baby girl is right, “everyone loves Dracula”…. I laughed and smiled as I listened. I love how her class and teacher supported her choice. I also loved how daddy was worried the entire day for nothing. Like her live and be who she wants. When kids are this age they are so innocent…
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- Plamena Ham
- 04-24-24
This upbeat short story is my son’s favorite bedtime story! lol
I wish Seth Fried had more short stories like this one ( First day) available on Audible.
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- KoeKoe
- 05-12-23
Perception
That is right, and everyone likes Dracula. Let's bring you the green shirt and show the world our true selves.
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- Ahadi
- 02-22-25
There’s HOPE for the world
I love how cheerful I felt after re-listening to this. I knew I’d get a spark for starting my day. Thanks.
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- Nevada
- 03-20-23
School Bus Exit
I loved it. 😍
But the 5th grade, oh ok, Olive! you go, girl.
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- Bruce Cline
- 01-29-24
Endearing
This is a poem of love and affection written in the form of prose. Absolutely love it.
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